Thank x Yeah and no, still not heard from my Drs yet thoughHope you’re okSounds like you shouldn’t be in work
Also been thinking of you @Geraldine.20.jobs hope you’re on the mend!
She was in a tizz as someone had put stuff on TikTokAlso had a bit of a laugh last night. My fbi skills have got out on IG. Had a fan page I’ve spoken to her once or twice before messaged me about whether I knew if mason was dating a certain insta hoe. Why me leave me alone.
I mean, we have playersHave things still been chaotic there? Do you have any players left?
but it doesn’t really matter. We are already qualified and it’s Liechtenstein 
old but gold
What about maybe a framed signed shirt from his favourite Portsmouth player or something? I can imagine he’d love something like that.Ok how about anyone that is still sticking around through the drought, helps me with some ideas for the xmas fic’s.
I can’t write tonight because of my head but I can brainstorm on my phone
So
I’m going to include some…
• sleepy spooning / sofa sex
• fumble in his car
What other encounters would tickle your fancy that we haven’t read before?
Then, what would a normal person with a normal job buy Mason for xmas?
Yeah you wouldn’t want a relationship with him would you, he’s total filthWe were having this discussion at work. I would absolutely shag Jack's brains out but you couldn't take him home to your mother
Exactly. Can’t see him hoping on a plane when he not officially withdrawn from the England squad.He’s probably at home still convincing Tony and Debs to take him to five guys while eating his body weight in Nutella cookies and peanut M&ms
I remember going on this rat ride ahaha ! You know like them ones that give you whiplash at Blackpool
you could feature eating a big brattwurst? And I remember eating churros. And the cutest market stalls!I agree think he clued up to spot a clout chaser.i don’t wanna be a bitch (in j’amies voice) but I don’t think masons would date an insta hoe, quick shag maybe but he’s more clued up than to date one… I would hope anyway
I kinda like to think it’s Gareth himself sat there like ffs I’ll show that GrealishNo one, the admin just does it so he doesn’t feel left out
fascinating match. Only for those who feel very patriotic or massively bored 
Veggie... I mean, if you like saladsMason if you want to take me when we’re both better, I’m free.
Currently eating another Marks & Spencers microwave meal, boujee yet again!
I hope salt bae does veggie options though
Well there goes my dream of him falling in love with me when he spotted me in the crowd at Wembley on Friday…
This is bullshit
England squad updates for the games with Albania and San Marino
Gallagher gets first callwww.englandfootball.com
Ooh who is saying this?I just read on tumblr that we are mean for calling NPB NPB. That looks weird together. Read it out loud
And of course, disgusting for sexulising a 22 year-old and blah blah blah.
One thing that really pisses me off, and sorry for getting serious, is the whole "if it was a man sexualising a girl, you'd say it's horrible". Seriously, go read a real feminist book and call me after that. Or watch the news! JFC!
what did I just watchSpeaking of cringe videos and men’s arses who I’m so far up I wear them like a smurf hat…
This knocked me sick the first time I watched it but I am still a simp for Oli Sykes
