Mason Mount #37 He’s 37 Tattle Threads Fit

[Eden246]

Great recap @nellyloz123 Went with the beard because obv, who hasn’t?! Seriously…. Who hasn’t?!

 

[Rodney2208]

Who's Dec going to play with then? He needs to make new friends

#jumperfriend

*Mr R just caught me doing this and asked me what the duck I was doing…

 

[Eden246]

I went to their most recent tour couple of years ago literally just before the pandemic was a thing and I properly lost my head at it cried during Camp Rock songs

So god only knows what I’d be like if I got within 100 metres of Mason

I went to see them way back in the day aswell! Still love a bit of ‘love bug’ now

 

[jflurker93]

The poll is really stressing me out. I’m trying to look at different versions of his beard/kitty tickler with the monk hair… to try make it a fair decision.

 

[Tabbytiger]

I went to see them way back in the day aswell! Still love a bit of ‘love bug’ now

Oh god you should have seen me and my friend during that when the guitar kicks in pure moshing in our seats everyone around us had expressions like they were faced with the CCS

 

[QueenL]

So apparently Daddy isn’t fit enough for 37 threads but the whole of the FBC beg to differ…



Poll: which facial hair preference tickles your tuppence fancy?



Another week of dry teeth content due to Masons illness. The FBC were astounded to find out that Mason was in fact poorly due to his wisdom tooth but still firmly believe NPB did not hear this from the horses mouth and probably was just fishing/clouting/begging for information.



Proper recaps will resume business when we hopefully get some saucy England content next week….



We we’re treated to the new Christmas Sports Direct advert which features Spicy and a now iconic one liner “Oi, it’s snowin!”

Lightbulb also looked like a lost member of East 17 and we had some cute daddy content making snow angels



Mama Suder is now an FBC icon. We can’t wait for her reactions and comments through international week!



Scammer Stevie’s minions appeared at the hotel this weekend and we decided we all need to Be More Kai as he doesn’t take any of their bullshit and ensures he looks as miserable as possible in their selfies.



@jflurker93 is treating us to some Countdown Christmas Smut. If Mason isn’t under my tree on Christmas morning then Christmas is cancelled…..



Mason played around 10 minutes against Burnley. He looked tired and peaky. The FBC have volunteered to provide him with some heartwarming meals to perk himself up as TT was worried he has lost weight 🤍



Daddy has shaved his beard off. This divided the FBC and official results will be revealed in the next thread….



We have a new clout chaser to put in the bin and she goes by the name of Tallia Storm. Nobody knows why she was there and what she is famous for but has put herself firmly on the map as an Insta Baddie. We came to a conclusion that she’s shagging the kit man and that’s how she wangled tickets in the high heavens….



A TikTok appeared of teens screaming Masons name at the match where he responded with the worlds most “duck off” smile. The teens weren’t having it and deleted any traces of people thinking Mason might be pissed off some days…



@MrsGrealish provided more transcripts from the England teams WhatsApp group. We have strong sources to legitimise these messages….



Scammer Stevie also pissed us of even more than we thought was possible by posting “pack my order” TikToks. It seems she runs her business from her wardrobe drawer and throws £150 signed T-shirts onto her dusty floor and packed into a shite Jiffy bag….. someone call trading standards



I serenaded the FBC with a cover of Adele in homage to Voldemort 🤍



I can’t really remember what else happened but spicy and lightbulb own some questionable jumpers which heightens the phrase “money doesn’t buy class”…



Remember the Wiki for any newbies or lurkers and only give blozzers to people you love…



Over and out from the plant-based Insta Baddies
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View attachment 852945Mason & Reece putting NPB, Voldemort, Tallia Storm, Scammer Stevie & Gerard in the bin and Chilly providing as a cheerleader View attachment 852946

Incredible recap!! Thank you so much for it



Love how we are having polls again! One of the easiest ones! Full beard! No doubt about it but I do wonder who prefers him clean shaven

Who's Dec going to play with then? He needs to make new friends

Marcus can play agent and convince him to come to our sinking ship

 

[Chani10]

Incredible recap!! Thank you so much for it



Love how we are having polls again! One of the easiest ones! Full beard! No doubt about it but I do wonder who prefers him clean shaven


Marcus can play agent and convince him to come to our sinking ship

 

[GGina]

Who's Dec going to play with then? He needs to make new friends

Poor Dec sat crying in the corner 'Gareth nobody will play with meeeeee'

Are Dec and Chilly pals? Feel like I've never seen them in the same vicinity other than the infamous Chinese interview

 

[Smca53]

Right, who has voted for clean shaven?!

Poor Dec sat crying in the corner 'Gareth nobody will play with meeeeee'

Are Dec and Chilly pals? Feel like I've never seen them in the same vicinity other than the infamous Chinese interview

Dec comments on Chilly’s posts sometimes, don’t think Chilly ever does that for Dec though

 

[Chani10]

Poor Dec sat crying in the corner 'Gareth nobody will play with meeeeee'

Are Dec and Chilly pals? Feel like I've never seen them in the same vicinity other than the infamous Chinese interview

They are friends but I don't think they are super close. They are both besties with Mase though.

 

[jflurker93]

IM STILL ZOOMING IN ON MY PHOTOS OF HIM

IM SO UNDECIDED

 

[Smca53]

IM STILL ZOOMING IN ON MY PHOTOS OF HIM

IM SO UNDECIDED

You know the correct answer!!! (Full beard) although I’d understand if you went porno tash given your photo on here

They are friends but I don't think they are super close. They are both besties with Mase though.

Can you imagine Dec and Chilly having a real, proper, conversation? What would they have to talk about? Mason?

I feel like Dec is the angel on Mason’s shoulder and Chilly’s the devil

 

[Eden246]

You know the correct answer!!! (Full beard) although I’d understand if you went porno tash given your photo on here


Can you imagine Dec and Chilly having a real, proper, conversation? What would they have to talk about? Mason?

I feel like Dec is the angel on Mason’s shoulder and Chilly’s the devil

Maybe Dec could finally persuade Chilly to have a Chinese

 

[MrsM19]

Great recap @nellyloz123 Went with the beard because obv, who hasn’t?! Seriously…. Who hasn’t?!

Right, who has voted for clean shaven?!

 

[GGina]

Maybe Dec could finally persuade Chilly to have a Chinese

I feel like Dec and Lauren are the type of couple who love a night in and a takeaway, little cuties

 

[jflurker93]

Sorry, but how do I choose?

No 1 the closest I could get for clean shaven with the monk hair.



ETA : IVE NOW CHOSEN

 

[irishgal2013]

@nellyloz123 mason_mount.1999 reposted your TikTok. Even the teens love you

 

[runderpants]

So apparently Daddy isn’t fit enough for 37 threads but the whole of the FBC beg to differ…



Poll: which facial hair preference tickles your tuppence fancy?



Another week of dry teeth content due to Masons illness. The FBC were astounded to find out that Mason was in fact poorly due to his wisdom tooth but still firmly believe NPB did not hear this from the horses mouth and probably was just fishing/clouting/begging for information.



Proper recaps will resume business when we hopefully get some saucy England content next week….



We we’re treated to the new Christmas Sports Direct advert which features Spicy and a now iconic one liner “Oi, it’s snowin!”

Lightbulb also looked like a lost member of East 17 and we had some cute daddy content making snow angels



Mama Suder is now an FBC icon. We can’t wait for her reactions and comments through international week!



Scammer Stevie’s minions appeared at the hotel this weekend and we decided we all need to Be More Kai as he doesn’t take any of their bullshit and ensures he looks as miserable as possible in their selfies.



@jflurker93 is treating us to some Countdown Christmas Smut. If Mason isn’t under my tree on Christmas morning then Christmas is cancelled…..



Mason played around 10 minutes against Burnley. He looked tired and peaky. The FBC have volunteered to provide him with some heartwarming meals to perk himself up as TT was worried he has lost weight 🤍



Daddy has shaved his beard off. This divided the FBC and official results will be revealed in the next thread….



We have a new clout chaser to put in the bin and she goes by the name of Tallia Storm. Nobody knows why she was there and what she is famous for but has put herself firmly on the map as an Insta Baddie. We came to a conclusion that she’s shagging the kit man and that’s how she wangled tickets in the high heavens….



A TikTok appeared of teens screaming Masons name at the match where he responded with the worlds most “duck off” smile. The teens weren’t having it and deleted any traces of people thinking Mason might be pissed off some days…



@MrsGrealish provided more transcripts from the England teams WhatsApp group. We have strong sources to legitimise these messages….



Scammer Stevie also pissed us of even more than we thought was possible by posting “pack my order” TikToks. It seems she runs her business from her wardrobe drawer and throws £150 signed T-shirts onto her dusty floor and packed into a shite Jiffy bag….. someone call trading standards



I serenaded the FBC with a cover of Adele in homage to Voldemort 🤍



I can’t really remember what else happened but spicy and lightbulb own some questionable jumpers which heightens the phrase “money doesn’t buy class”…



Remember the Wiki for any newbies or lurkers and only give blozzers to people you love…



Over and out from the plant-based Insta Baddies
View attachment 852943
View attachment 852945Mason & Reece putting NPB, Voldemort, Tallia Storm, Scammer Stevie & Gerard in the bin and Chilly providing as a cheerleader View attachment 852946

This has made my morning already

 

[keylimepie]

Morning everyone. Wishing you all a good Mount me Monday
Full beard all day long for the poll
Thank you @nellyloz123 for setting up the new thread

 

[kria]

Good Morning and Happy Arrivals Day! Let’s just hope Mase isn’t at the dentist and Emily will be helping him carry his passport and wash bag later today!

Amazing recap @nellyloz123 I cannot believe so many people chose clean shaven! Are you people blind?!!!