Mason Mount #35 Apparently Mason has a sore tooth but only NPB knows the truth….

[MrsGrealish]

@Smca needs to start the rumour that Steak Fake is the reason that he and Cl hoe broke up. They'll fucking ate her.

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

Just nearly spat my coffee everywhere!!!

Wtf is this



which one of you did this

 

[Rodney2208]

Still sat in work, in a meeting and this is how I feel about it:

 

[calmyourritas]

New pic, who dis?

 

[MrsGrealish]

Maybe he’s still got a temperature!
I’m prescribing more soup and also blowjobs I’m sure he will feel better in no time

I would volunteer to do the blowjobs but I dont think me coughing on his cock would feel all that erotic.

 

[SmoochL]

What the actual fuck did I just watch…

Fat Daddy kinda looks like my cousin

 

[keylimepie]

My take with greggs sausage roll is if people stop feeding her ego she would have no audience. I’ve don’t pay attention to anything she says. It’s all bullshit

I’m sorry but where do all these trees go? She was in her kitchen the other day and it wasn’t even that big. She’s hardly got over 17 rooms why would you lie about that?! she’s deluded!

Up her arse

 

[PunkRocker]

Just to test the comfort.. you know… research!

Just realised this is when he had that jumper under his shirt and we were all seathing at the amount of layers

Jack looks quite nice in this too

He looks like he's in an East 17 tribute band

 

[User name taken]

Ok which one of you is holding that sign?

 

[kria]

I see the United boys had lunch together today and we have lots of pictures. Still waiting for one from that Chelsea dinner that they did weeks ago

All eating salads because they’re scared of Ronaldo?

 

[kria]

That is amazing! I didn’t want it to end! Can we have a daily update please

I got so engrossed I almost forgot it wasn’t real

 

[Smca53]

Benjamin could nip round to her tent after he’s been gravy dipped, he’s a s lag after all

“Where’ve you been, you smell like Christmas dinner?”

I’d take Geraldine’s sloppy seconds quite happily. But if you want a different player, fuck it, I’ll show little Billy Gilmour a good time

 

[Chani10]

To be honest, I wouldn’t talk about how I annoyed someone who is clearly not feeling well as if it was something to be proud of but then again, I'm not into stalking people so maybe I just don't get it poor Mase and poor everyone else that has to deal with that.

 

[jflurker93]

Good Morning! Happy Friday

I’ve woken up with a dead arm and only slighty groggy/tired from the jab but I still took the day off (I literally never have time off work so it’s a treat) so I’m going to have a duvet day and maybe write more of my story/smut!

Those gifs of Spicy

 

[Smca53]

Every time I catch up on here more foods get ruined for me

And so today we add to the list:

- Ketchup (Mason will be gutted)
- Fish

 

[Chani10]

Just a quick note from the Sports Direct ad. Why is Mason the only one wearing his club colours? I’m not being Greenbush for conspiracy theories but was just genuinely interested as none of the others were wearing theres

They all have to wear something related to the individual contracts they have. Emma is also wearing her tennis outfit. Dec wears Adidas because that's the brand he has a contract with, etc...
Marketing nerd mood off

ETA that Fran also wears her Chelsea kit. So it must be something the club demanded to allow the players to be in the ad.

 

[nellyloz123]

Here you go

Ignore the crushed velvet headboard, it’s old AF

Love it! Absolutely Narcissa vibes (may she rest in peace )

 

[jflurker93]

well he could have me now with small ones or the new year with big ones

I think it was a goldfish… but I still don’t understand how you could get one in there

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[Eden246]

I was pure shitting myself that little Nath was gonna make a reappearance at the end letting himself in the gaff to interrupt the good stuff

Was probably watching through the key hole @jflurker93 can you confirm?!

 

[keylimepie]

That's one of the reasons he will go far in his career.

So many people can do with a bit of learning from young Mason...

Humble brag is not cute.
Daily complaints about how crap your life is while doing nothing to change the situation is tiresome.
Adult life is not easy but the decisions you make today affect your future, simple as that. The world owes you nothing.

Agree with every word of this. I know that we all participate in sexualising him one way or another but I am so proud he’s a Chels boy and I can’t wait to see what he achieves in his career. Once Messi and Ronaldo retire, I think Mason will take his place in the world elite. He’s not even in his prime yet and already a Ballon D’or nominee. I’m excited for him