Mason Mount #35 Apparently Mason has a sore tooth but only NPB knows the truth….

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kria

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The fact that they could potentially (and in some cases probably do) read all the shit we come out with 🤣🤣🤣
 
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Smca53

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NPB shoved Mason’s beloved ketchup up her 🍑 and he was so sickened he missed two games, pass it on
 
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I had a Mason/Chilli love triangle dream (I am not aboard the chilli train so that was unexpected!). Hard to piece together what happened but there was definitely kissing - no smut.
Still a step up from my last footballer dream when I was adopted by Conor Coady!
 
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Smca53

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Oh, god, I’ve just caught up and I see eggs were on the agenda again. For the record I’d let him shove peanut M&Ms up there as long as he kept a note of how many went in to make sure the same amount came back out. Maybe he can get Nath to keep a tally, be useful
 
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Suder34

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Just watched the AD- spotted my Dom straight off the bat! I need help 😂🤣
Also what I’ve learnt is Mason does not listen- poor old Fran Kirby tries warning him before he got taken out!
also pickers looked like he was on something!

Also it must have been filmed a little while ago as there is no fluff going on!
 
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jflurker93

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MrsGrealish said:
What they really think about us!!

[Mase] Do you lads know that I have a fan club?

[Deccers] What?

[Mase] Its true.:LOL:

[Walks] Bro, don’t go in there. They’re insane.

[Mase] What’ya mean?

[Walks] They had an in depth chat about pegging!

[Jack] Wot’s peggin?

[Chilly] You don’t wanna know, Jack.

[Mase] o_O

[Phil] Do I want 2 b pegged?

[Walks] 🙅‍♂️No you don’t.

[Deccers] :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

[Jack] Tell me wot it means.

[Walks] :rolleyes::rolleyes:

[Picks] Its when a girl does you up the bumhole with a strap on.

[Phil] :sick::sick:

[Hendo] You seem a little too familiar with that, Picks.

[Picks] 🖕🖕

[Mase] :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

[Deccers] :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

[Dom] Who’s the group, Mase?

[Mase] Flooded Basement Club.

*Radio silence for an hour*

[Mase] You lot are googling them, arent you?

[Deccers] Why’d we do that, Daddy :ROFLMAO:

[Mase] 🖕🖕

[Stonesy] Walks, why’d they call you snail.

[Walks] :mad: Coz my tongue looks like a slug, according to them nutters.

[Phil] It does.

[Walks] Shut up!

[Stonesy] One called @Scuffed wants to suck on your snail. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

[Walks] At least they don’t call my dick, Yorkshire pudding.

[Stonesy] That’s only one of them. There’s plenty on there that want to ride me.

[Jack] Wot they say bout me?

[Stonesy] They call you call you Lightbulb. 💡💡

[Jack] Why?

[Walks] Coz you’re a dimwit.

[Deccers] So true. 😁😁

[Phil] 🤣🤣

[Mase] Jack, you have a wife. She wants to know how big your dick is.

[Stonesy] She’ll be disappointed. 🤣🤣

[Jack] 🤬 I’ve got plenty to please a woman.

[Picks] Aye, a barbie doll.

[Chilly] 🤣🤣🤣

[Mase] 🤣🤣🤣

[Deccers] 🤣🤣

[Walks] 🤣🤣🤣

[Harry M] Hi guys, been out. What I miss?

[Hendo] Picks likes pegging, Walks is a snail and Jack has a small dick.

[Reece] You lot are weird.

[Chilly] I do not have an STD!

[Mase] Are you sure about that…..Tink.🧚‍♂️🧚‍♂️🧚‍♂️

[Chilly] I’ve been checked.

[Mase] 😂😂

[Deccers] 🤣🤣

[Hendo] 😂😂

[Picks] 😂😂

[Jack] 🤣🤣

[Walks] Chilly, they love to rag on you for not having a Chinese.

[Mase] Nevermind the Chinese, you should be worried about what @Geraldine.20.jobs and @Smca53 want to do with the KFC gravy. 😲😲

[Jack] Wot do they want 2 do with gravy?

[Chilly] I don’t want to know.

[Walks] Shut up, Chilly. You know you want to.

[Chilly] 🖕🤛

[Reece] Don’t ask about the corn on the cob then.

[Deccers] I love these women. They sound like a riot.🥰🥰

[Stonesy] Jack, I just went on your thread. They’re even worse. They want to breastfeed you and lick your arse clean after a shit. 🤢🤢

[Phil] Jack, why do you always attract the weird ones?

[Hendo] Because he’s a dirty fucker himself. 🤣🤣

[Paddy] I’m ok. They think I’m smart and they call me Paddy Long Dong. 😇😇

[Shawberto] Do I get a mention?

[Mase] You got a wife in a dream key had. You raise sheep and Alpacas. It was quite beautiful.

[Shawberto] Is my wife hot?

[Walks] Yeah.

[Shawberto] Cool. Set me up with her.

[Harry K] Are you lot really clogging up the chat because a group of horny women?

[Stonesy] Yeah.

[Deccers] Horny women who go mental every time I’m shirtless and wearing my Captains armband. They don’t call me Spicy Ricey for nothing.

[Mase] 🤮🤮

[Deccers] If you gave them more content Mase, they wouldn’t have to turn to me. ❤❤

[Hendo] I’ve just read some of the smut they’ve written.

[Mase] Is it good?

[Hendo] Read it. Wife is getting it soon.

[Stonesy] Jack, me and you got some smut too.

[Jack] I wanna read it.

[Picks] Jack, you know you cant read that many big words.

[Jack] 🖕🖕Sum1 read it for me.

[Stonesy] I just read it Jack. The things your wife wants to do to you.

[Mase] I’ve just read the boxing smut. Fuckkkkkkkkk! 🥵🥵

[Deccers] Mase. Did you read the dream @keylimepie had about you properly. You went limp dick on her and only cuddled her. 🤣🤣

[Mase] I hope I improved. I hate to be a dream disappointment.

[Shawberto] I want some Tramadol if you get those kind of dreams.

[Chilly] Speaking of limp dick. Poor Timo got done dirty by @PunkRocker.

[Mase] Let’s not tell him that they call him Dickboy!

[Chilly] 🤣🤣

[Tyrone] You boys do chat a lot of shit.

[Mase] Have you read the thread?

[Tyrone] No, should I?

[Mase] Yes!

[Deccers] Yes!

[Tripps] Errr, can someone explain to me what is sexy about a woman laying an egg for you to eat?

[Lingz] You wot?

[Tripps] Read the post by @PunkRocker.

[Lingz] WTF? 😲😲

[Jadon] How do you ask a woman to do that?

[Hendo] Away from anything sharp, I’m guessing.

[Phil] 🤮🤮🤮

[Kalvin] Ermmmm, I may have missed something. Since when was shitting and wanking at the same time a thing?

[Mase] 😲😲

[Jack] U wot?

[Stonesy] I don’t think I want to know about that.

[Chilly] @GGina explains it. It’s weird but I cant work out the logistics of it.

[Picks] They think I’m the shwanker. 🤬🤬

[Harry M] Stop having angry shwanks then. 🤣🤣

[Picks] 🖕🖕

[Paddy] Shwanking is harder than it looks and it can get messy.

[Mase] 🤣🤣

[Jack] Grim.

[Trips] Let’s pretend you didn’t say that.

[Mase] Anyway. I’m curious about the FBC, I’m gonna hunt one down.

[Jack] If you find one, tell me my wife I have a big dick.

[Deccers] He just doesn’t know what to do with it.

[Chilly] 🤣🤣🤣

[Jack] Fuck you, Deccers. 🤬🤬

[Mase] I’ll let you all know what I manage to find out.
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WELL DONE MRS G 👏🏻
 
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kria

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It’s hard to keep up with all your lies when you’re as thick as pig shit… 🤣

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The same tik toks she then also said he had never seen if I remember correctly 🤔🤔 she’s a sandwich short of a picnic

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kria

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Thanks to the teens I’m now going to make it my mission to create world peace and solve the global climate crisis…
 
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Smca53

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I do wish I looked that hot when I was unwell :ROFLMAO: I don’t look that hot when I’m at my healthiest ffs

Also I see @jflurker93 ‘s white flag with the Tumblr teens lasted well
 
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