MrsGrealish
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I get Mase, Jack, Deccers and Picks in one ad. If only the other 5 on my list were in it too. I'd be in heaven.
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keylimepie
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kria
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No worries about that with my Jess!Thank god, the love handles are a real passion killer
jujuondabeat
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she's actually infuriatingFake steak really is trying to test me. She clout chases her mate and then describes her type when asked as my first teenage crush. No please leave him alone.
jflurker93
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Poor Lukey getting another twat to the head. My poor boy will need some head rubs tonight 
Chani10
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Or when you go to the Oktoberfest, get drunk and eat it without realizing it's on the plate@nellyloz123 We’re northern… we think pie & chips is a balanced diet.
Sorry @Chani10 I’m not sold on the fermented cabbage… maybe in my next life
It's happened to a lot of people before.
kria
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Oi! That’s my camping boyfriend!Mr P has finally surfaced from his wanking chariot and remembered he got a belated birthday present from his team last night - his birthday was 2 months ago
Anyway, this is his birthday card
I didn't know I needed new sunglasses
kria
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Yeah I’m holding off on my bath because I want to read it in peace.@jflurker93 where is the smut please?I was going to do some reading while I had my freezer tea for one
nellyloz123
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Finally able to have some time to catch up with the thread, and you never disappoint.
Sad that some of you had such an awful start to the week. Same here, work has been killing me, and on top of that my mood has been so low that I didn't even have the energy to be here or even read any Mase smut.
You lot nearly killed me with all that childbirth talk….way to help support my argument that I’m not ready yet to have a kid. Between you and one of my friends that had an awful pregnancy. But in a way I’m glad for it; I feel like a loooong time pregnancy and childbirth were such taboos that everything was fine, nothing to worry, all sunshine and rainbows and I think it is way better to face the situation knowing everything that can happen.
Incredible news @calmyourritas So so happy for you!!!
Also, it was you the one that had horrible headaches a while ago, right? Hope they are gone!
I thought the egg talk was traumatising but the fish one….and don't even start with the gerbil! I could have lived perfectly fine without knowing that!
@MrsGrealish your fics are great!! I think the sex scenes are realistic, and you can see that they are clearly written by an adult that has had sex, unlike some of the stuff you can read on Tumblr. And you don’t use those cringe nicknames they like so much, which is a great bonus! The sofa smut was great!! Wish I could be Cassie!! Also, Ty god sex, I approve!!
@nellyloz123 congrats on your first first on your degree!
@jflurker93 love your new hairstyle! I bet you are one of those lucky ones that look great with every hairstyle
@Chani10 sorry but there is no way I'm eating that! And less for as a hangover cure @SmoochL ; guess it works because people are so busy throwing up to be able to think about anything else!
thank you so much. We missed you hope you have a better rest of the week!
nellyloz123
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The Gucci shirt!!
amzi
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She always backtracks on what she saysI can only see her live can’t see her stories for some reason :/ she needs to move on he don’t even like her pictures so much for being besties he’s out there liking random girls rhay are the other side of the world but can’t like his own mates. Hmmmm tells me all I need to know
might have been mentioned but a few weeks ago now she was on live and I caught a few mins of it and she was all like oh I don’t drink alcohol and then was answering questions all like “ive only ever kissed 7 people in my life… it was 6 but it’s 7 now” in the words of Tracy beaker BOG OFF! stop trying to make it happen it isn’t happening and never will happen :/ also if you’re out sober I should hope you’re not getting with people who are drunk as that’s really fucking weird behaviour
kria
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He looks poorly. Chubby git has definitely lost weight.
He doesn’t look well at all poor ladPoor Lukey getting another twat to the head. My poor boy will need some head rubs tonight
kria
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Love the pjs!View attachment 847376
happy Thirsty Thursday! Please ignore my wig looking hair and appreciate my lobsterpjs
also send good vibes for me and sky sports man!
Who is the sky sports man?!!!! 
Is it Jeff?!
kria
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No it’s fine, I’ll skip the actual sweets because we’re reliant on Lil Nath’s counting abilities…
Tabbytiger
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Absolutely sign me up!!!
Who have we got left?
I’m sure I can dig and find SOMEONE (I pray)
Geexoxo
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really hope it helps! It’s not the cheapest thing to buy but it is worth it if it works for you xxThank you! I’ll live anyway, just very annoying and itchy 🥲
I would definitely let Daddy rub cream into me, either mine or his tbh
I haven’t no! Thank you I’ll get onto that, bloody run out of my prescription stuff and as we all know booking a doctor’s appointment is a nightmare so definitely worth a go
I always need to switch creams every so often anyway because it’s like my skin gets used to one after so long and it stops working
I hope Mason is enjoying this thrilling tale of my faulty skin if he’s reading here (and still loves me no matter what we’ve all got flaws hun x)
irishgal2013
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LyndyLou
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Yep I’m with you on that oneSame, someone mentioned their homework, and that was it for me!
