Mason Mount #35 Apparently Mason has a sore tooth but only NPB knows the truth….

[kria]

I’ve just read the group chat again and the thought of Stonesy sat in the changing room reading all the smut out loud to Jack because he can’t manage the big words is cracking me up

Like a really perverted CBeebies bedtime story

 

[irishgal2013]

Already dealing with Benjamin and Jenner look a like…mason you do not need steak fake in your life hun

The tooth pain would explain that weird looking soup dish thing

Nothing changed she still a clout chaser who is nothing to him but a so called friend from school

 

[Smca53]

Fake steak really is trying to test me. She clout chases her mate and then describes her type when asked as my first teenage crush. No please leave him alone.

Tempted to start a rumour about fake steak and Little Nath being a thing to piss her off

 

[kria]

We need @Smca53 to start a rumour about her to turn the tiktok teens and then they can destroy her…

 

[jflurker93]

fuck this non sexualising shit i’m done with the tumblr fucks

mason, when your gum infection has cleared up from your wisdom teeth…

come find me and fuck me senseless with your big giant pork sword respectfully or disrespectfully I don’t care

bring the grey blanket though because my arm is actually sore and I’d like a cuddle after

 

[jflurker93]

I’ve gone downhill with this jab in the past hour.
I’ve been okay all day just a bit achey and now i’ve got a splitting headache and feel sick. my arm is still killing and has a huge hard lump in it where my leopard was stabbed, and the fireworks are not helping, I feel like i’m inside a game of Call of Duty

 

[MensaBarbie1985]

just catching up… not the fucking eggs again! But how do they not crack though?

@MrsGrealish that was the best thing ever! Cheered me right up!

im taking Thirsty Thursday quite literally and have opened the wine… left the house at 650 and got home at 1915 (cats are fuming). Finally back in the office but spent all afternoon discussing how we can be restructured once we lose someone in our team… only to be told we might need to lose someone else! God bless the NHS So wine and pizza it is

thank god there’s no mr Mensa as I am in a foul mood. I did match with a guy from sky sports on tinder though today who I’ve fancied for a while… maybe that’s our way in?!

 

[kria]

The only words I want to hear from Mase during sex are ‘bitch! What a save!
Fucking hell!’



And that sweat running down his nose has just finished me…

 

[Eden246]

Mason looked into Eden's bright green orbs, as he tenderly tickled her pleasure button. "You're dping so well for me, my sweet little kitten."

"Go gentle on me." Eden begged. "I'm still a virgin.

"I will treat you as if you were a delicate flower." He promised.

Excuse me, ladies.

I need to go and vomit now.

‘Sweet little kitten’ bravo Mrs G! Wouldn’t have minded Mase being my first shag though

When was the last time you were a virgin @Eden246 ?

A good 17 years ago you know Mr E would argue that it’s grown back though the lack of funky time he gets

 

[PunkRocker]

Anyone seen the Sports Direct Christmas advert?

 

[nellyloz123]

Going back to the dish water soup. It’s 100% mason. I can tell from them finger nail stumps

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

Nice to have a bit of new content to thirst over look at

 

[jflurker93]

I wonder if in Mason’s dreams we all appear and he’s like who the hell are this lot?

 

[irishgal2013]

Those with matching rings, will stay together or something like that.

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

I’m so glad that the shits didn’t cost him his England place

Don’t tell

 

[MrsGrealish]

Omg the sexualisation on this thread is shocking.

I want to ride Jack's cock, while sucking on Mason's cock, and wanking off Deccers and Pebbles.

Sorry, I'm just fed up with the lack of sexualisation on this thread.

 

[kria]

Already dealing with Benjamin and Jenner look a like…mason you do not need steak fake in your life hun

The tooth pain would explain that weird looking soup dish thing

I’m not sure anything explains that.

 

[Scuffed]

What they really think about us!!

[Mase] Do you lads know that I have a fan club?

[Deccers] What?

[Mase] Its true.

[Walks] Bro, don’t go in there. They’re insane.

[Mase] What’ya mean?

[Walks] They had an in depth chat about pegging!

[Jack] Wot’s peggin?

[Chilly] You don’t wanna know, Jack.

[Mase]

[Phil] Do I want 2 b pegged?

[Walks] No you don’t.

[Deccers]

[Jack] Tell me wot it means.

[Walks]

[Picks] Its when a girl does you up the bumhole with a strap on.

[Phil]

[Hendo] You seem a little too familiar with that, Picks.

[Picks]

[Mase]

[Deccers]

[Dom] Who’s the group, Mase?

[Mase] Flooded Basement Club.

*Radio silence for an hour*

[Mase] You lot are googling them, arent you?

[Deccers] Why’d we do that, Daddy

[Mase]

[Stonesy] Walks, why’d they call you snail.

[Walks] Coz my tongue looks like a slug, according to them nutters.

[Phil] It does.

[Walks] Shut up!

[Stonesy] One called @Scuffed wants to suck on your snail.

[Walks] At least they don’t call my dick, Yorkshire pudding.

[Stonesy] That’s only one of them. There’s plenty on there that want to ride me.

[Jack] Wot they say bout me?

[Stonesy] They call you call you Lightbulb.

[Jack] Why?

[Walks] Coz you’re a dimwit.

[Deccers] So true.

[Phil]

[Mase] Jack, you have a wife. She wants to know how big your dick is.

[Stonesy] She’ll be disappointed.

[Jack] I’ve got plenty to please a woman.

[Picks] Aye, a barbie doll.

[Chilly]

[Mase]

[Deccers]

[Walks]

[Harry M] Hi guys, been out. What I miss?

[Hendo] Picks likes pegging, Walks is a snail and Jack has a small dick.

[Reece] You lot are weird.

[Chilly] I do not have an STD!

[Mase] Are you sure about that…..Tink.

[Chilly] I’ve been checked.

[Mase]

[Deccers]

[Hendo]

[Picks]

[Jack]

[Walks] Chilly, they love to rag on you for not having a Chinese.

[Mase] Nevermind the Chinese, you should be worried about what @Geraldine.20.jobs and @Smca53 want to do with the KFC gravy.

[Jack] Wot do they want 2 do with gravy?

[Chilly] I don’t want to know.

[Walks] Shut up, Chilly. You know you want to.

[Chilly]

[Reece] Don’t ask about the corn on the cob then.

[Deccers] I love these women. They sound like a riot.

[Stonesy] Jack, I just went on your thread. They’re even worse. They want to breastfeed you and lick your arse clean after a shit.

[Phil] Jack, why do you always attract the weird ones?

[Hendo] Because he’s a dirty fucker himself.

[Paddy] I’m ok. They think I’m smart and they call me Paddy Long Dong.

[Shawberto] Do I get a mention?

[Mase] You got a wife in a dream key had. You raise sheep and Alpacas. It was quite beautiful.

[Shawberto] Is my wife hot?

[Walks] Yeah.

[Shawberto] Cool. Set me up with her.

[Harry K] Are you lot really clogging up the chat because a group of horny women?

[Stonesy] Yeah.

[Deccers] Horny women who go mental every time I’m shirtless and wearing my Captains armband. They don’t call me Spicy Ricey for nothing.

[Mase]

[Deccers] If you gave them more content Mase, they wouldn’t have to turn to me.

[Hendo] I’ve just read some of the smut they’ve written.

[Mase] Is it good?

[Hendo] Read it. Wife is getting it soon.

[Stonesy] Jack, me and you got some smut too.

[Jack] I wanna read it.

[Picks] Jack, you know you cant read that many big words.

[Jack] Sum1 read it for me.

[Stonesy] I just read it Jack. The things your wife wants to do to you.

[Mase] I’ve just read the boxing smut. Fuckkkkkkkkk!

[Deccers] Mase. Did you read the dream @keylimepie had about you properly. You went limp dick on her and only cuddled her.

[Mase] I hope I improved. I hate to be a dream disappointment.

[Shawberto] I want some Tramadol if you get those kind of dreams.

[Chilly] Speaking of limp dick. Poor Timo got done dirty by @PunkRocker.

[Mase] Let’s not tell him that they call him Dickboy!

[Chilly]

[Tyrone] You boys do chat a lot of shit.

[Mase] Have you read the thread?

[Tyrone] No, should I?

[Mase] Yes!

[Deccers] Yes!

[Tripps] Errr, can someone explain to me what is sexy about a woman laying an egg for you to eat?

[Lingz] You wot?

[Tripps] Read the post by @PunkRocker.

[Lingz] WTF?

[Jadon] How do you ask a woman to do that?

[Hendo] Away from anything sharp, I’m guessing.

[Phil]

[Kalvin] Ermmmm, I may have missed something. Since when was shitting and wanking at the same time a thing?

[Mase]

[Jack] U wot?

[Stonesy] I don’t think I want to know about that.

[Chilly] @GGina explains it. It’s weird but I cant work out the logistics of it.

[Picks] They think I’m the shwanker.

[Harry M] Stop having angry shwanks then.

[Picks]

[Paddy] Shwanking is harder than it looks and it can get messy.

[Mase]

[Jack] Grim.

[Trips] Let’s pretend you didn’t say that.

[Mase] Anyway. I’m curious about the FBC, I’m gonna hunt one down.

[Jack] If you find one, tell me my wife I have a big dick.

[Deccers] He just doesn’t know what to do with it.

[Chilly]

[Jack] Fuck you, Deccers.

[Mase] I’ll let you all know what I manage to find out.

Evening FBC Been having a stinker of a week but @MrsGrealish has given me the giggle I needed!! Excellent work lady Thank you!

 

[Rodney2208]

Do you think now that mason has a tiktok he looks at voldemort page?

 

[jflurker93]

Right… I’ve been thinking that it was definitely Mason in that hideous broth soup video because…

Rom and Mase didn’t go to Malmö.
Whoever went for the Malmö game was off today because they flew straight home and Barkley posted on insta today it was his day off SO… Rom & Mase & Timo would have been at Cobham…

Poor Mason having to eat that, hope he didn’t ask for it