Mason Mount #35 Apparently Mason has a sore tooth but only NPB knows the truth….

[MrsGrealish]

We’ll expect one each day at 7

For that, I'm gonna need some quality recaps.

 

[kria]

For that, I'm gonna need some quality recaps.

Maybe the recaps for each thread should be written like this

 

[laylavd]

What they really think about us!!

[Mase] Do you lads know that I have a fan club?

[Deccers] What?

[Mase] Its true.

[Walks] Bro, don’t go in there. They’re insane.

[Mase] What’ya mean?

[Walks] They had an in depth chat about pegging!

[Jack] Wot’s peggin?

[Chilly] You don’t wanna know, Jack.

[Mase]

[Phil] Do I want 2 b pegged?

[Walks] No you don’t.

[Deccers]

[Jack] Tell me wot it means.

[Walks]

[Picks] Its when a girl does you up the bumhole with a strap on.

[Phil]

[Hendo] You seem a little too familiar with that, Picks.

[Picks]

[Mase]

[Deccers]

[Dom] Who’s the group, Mase?

[Mase] Flooded Basement Club.

*Radio silence for an hour*

[Mase] You lot are googling them, arent you?

[Deccers] Why’d we do that, Daddy

[Mase]

[Stonesy] Walks, why’d they call you snail.

[Walks] Coz my tongue looks like a slug, according to them nutters.

[Phil] It does.

[Walks] Shut up!

[Stonesy] One called @Scuffed wants to suck on your snail.

[Walks] At least they don’t call my dick, Yorkshire pudding.

[Stonesy] That’s only one of them. There’s plenty on there that want to ride me.

[Jack] Wot they say bout me?

[Stonesy] They call you call you Lightbulb.

[Jack] Why?

[Walks] Coz you’re a dimwit.

[Deccers] So true.

[Phil]

[Mase] Jack, you have a wife. She wants to know how big your dick is.

[Stonesy] She’ll be disappointed.

[Jack] I’ve got plenty to please a woman.

[Picks] Aye, a barbie doll.

[Chilly]

[Mase]

[Deccers]

[Walks]

[Harry M] Hi guys, been out. What I miss?

[Hendo] Picks likes pegging, Walks is a snail and Jack has a small dick.

[Reece] You lot are weird.

[Chilly] I do not have an STD!

[Mase] Are you sure about that…..Tink.

[Chilly] I’ve been checked.

[Mase]

[Deccers]

[Hendo]

[Picks]

[Jack]

[Walks] Chilly, they love to rag on you for not having a Chinese.

[Mase] Nevermind the Chinese, you should be worried about what @Geraldine.20.jobs and @Smca53 want to do with the KFC gravy.

[Jack] Wot do they want 2 do with gravy?

[Chilly] I don’t want to know.

[Walks] Shut up, Chilly. You know you want to.

[Chilly]

[Reece] Don’t ask about the corn on the cob then.

[Deccers] I love these women. They sound like a riot.

[Stonesy] Jack, I just went on your thread. They’re even worse. They want to breastfeed you and lick your arse clean after a tit.

[Phil] Jack, why do you always attract the weird ones?

[Hendo] Because he’s a dirty fucker himself.

[Paddy] I’m ok. They think I’m smart and they call me Paddy Long Dong.

[Shawberto] Do I get a mention?

[Mase] You got a wife in a dream key had. You raise sheep and Alpacas. It was quite beautiful.

[Shawberto] Is my wife hot?

[Walks] Yeah.

[Shawberto] Cool. Set me up with her.

[Harry K] Are you lot really clogging up the chat because a group of horny women?

[Stonesy] Yeah.

[Deccers] Horny women who go mental every time I’m shirtless and wearing my Captains armband. They don’t call me Spicy Ricey for nothing.

[Mase]

[Deccers] If you gave them more content Mase, they wouldn’t have to turn to me.

[Hendo] I’ve just read some of the smut they’ve written.

[Mase] Is it good?

[Hendo] Read it. Wife is getting it soon.

[Stonesy] Jack, me and you got some smut too.

[Jack] I wanna read it.

[Picks] Jack, you know you cant read that many big words.

[Jack] Sum1 read it for me.

[Stonesy] I just read it Jack. The things your wife wants to do to you.

[Mase] I’ve just read the boxing smut. Fuckkkkkkkkk!

[Deccers] Mase. Did you read the dream @keylimepie had about you properly. You went limp dick on her and only cuddled her.

[Mase] I hope I improved. I hate to be a dream disappointment.

[Shawberto] I want some Tramadol if you get those kind of dreams.

[Chilly] Speaking of limp dick. Poor Timo got done dirty by @PunkRocker.

[Mase] Let’s not tell him that they call him Dickboy!

[Chilly]

[Tyrone] You boys do chat a lot of tit.

[Mase] Have you read the thread?

[Tyrone] No, should I?

[Mase] Yes!

[Deccers] Yes!

[Tripps] Errr, can someone explain to me what is sexy about a woman laying an egg for you to eat?

[Lingz] You wot?

[Tripps] Read the post by @PunkRocker.

[Lingz] WTF?

[Jadon] How do you ask a woman to do that?

[Hendo] Away from anything sharp, I’m guessing.

[Phil]

[Kalvin] Ermmmm, I may have missed something. Since when was shitting and wanking at the same time a thing?

[Mase]

[Jack] U wot?

[Stonesy] I don’t think I want to know about that.

[Chilly] @GGina explains it. It’s weird but I cant work out the logistics of it.

[Picks] They think I’m the shwanker.

[Harry M] Stop having angry shwanks then.

[Picks]

[Paddy] Shwanking is harder than it looks and it can get messy.

[Mase]

[Jack] Grim.

[Trips] Let’s pretend you didn’t say that.

[Mase] Anyway. I’m curious about the FBC, I’m gonna hunt one down.

[Jack] If you find one, tell me my wife I have a big dick.

[Deccers] He just doesn’t know what to do with it.

[Chilly]

[Jack] duck you, Deccers.

[Mase] I’ll let you all know what I manage to find out.

This. Is. Gold.
Absolutely brilliant.
I've just spat my cuppa out laughing. Thank you.

 

[nellyloz123]

Lmfao no I won a life changing amount of £1.25!!!!!

What they really think about us!!

[Mase] Do you lads know that I have a fan club?

[Deccers] What?

[Mase] Its true.

[Walks] Bro, don’t go in there. They’re insane.

[Mase] What’ya mean?

[Walks] They had an in depth chat about pegging!

[Jack] Wot’s peggin?

[Chilly] You don’t wanna know, Jack.

[Mase]

[Phil] Do I want 2 b pegged?

[Walks] No you don’t.

[Deccers]

[Jack] Tell me wot it means.

[Walks]

[Picks] Its when a girl does you up the bumhole with a strap on.

[Phil]

[Hendo] You seem a little too familiar with that, Picks.

[Picks]

[Mase]

[Deccers]

[Dom] Who’s the group, Mase?

[Mase] Flooded Basement Club.

*Radio silence for an hour*

[Mase] You lot are googling them, arent you?

[Deccers] Why’d we do that, Daddy

[Mase]

[Stonesy] Walks, why’d they call you snail.

[Walks] Coz my tongue looks like a slug, according to them nutters.

[Phil] It does.

[Walks] Shut up!

[Stonesy] One called @Scuffed wants to suck on your snail.

[Walks] At least they don’t call my dick, Yorkshire pudding.

[Stonesy] That’s only one of them. There’s plenty on there that want to ride me.

[Jack] Wot they say bout me?

[Stonesy] They call you call you Lightbulb.

[Jack] Why?

[Walks] Coz you’re a dimwit.

[Deccers] So true.

[Phil]

[Mase] Jack, you have a wife. She wants to know how big your dick is.

[Stonesy] She’ll be disappointed.

[Jack] I’ve got plenty to please a woman.

[Picks] Aye, a barbie doll.

[Chilly]

[Mase]

[Deccers]

[Walks]

[Harry M] Hi guys, been out. What I miss?

[Hendo] Picks likes pegging, Walks is a snail and Jack has a small dick.

[Reece] You lot are weird.

[Chilly] I do not have an STD!

[Mase] Are you sure about that…..Tink.

[Chilly] I’ve been checked.

[Mase]

[Deccers]

[Hendo]

[Picks]

[Jack]

[Walks] Chilly, they love to rag on you for not having a Chinese.

[Mase] Nevermind the Chinese, you should be worried about what @Geraldine.20.jobs and @Smca53 want to do with the KFC gravy.

[Jack] Wot do they want 2 do with gravy?

[Chilly] I don’t want to know.

[Walks] Shut up, Chilly. You know you want to.

[Chilly]

[Reece] Don’t ask about the corn on the cob then.

[Deccers] I love these women. They sound like a riot.

[Stonesy] Jack, I just went on your thread. They’re even worse. They want to breastfeed you and lick your arse clean after a tit.

[Phil] Jack, why do you always attract the weird ones?

[Hendo] Because he’s a dirty fucker himself.

[Paddy] I’m ok. They think I’m smart and they call me Paddy Long Dong.

[Shawberto] Do I get a mention?

[Mase] You got a wife in a dream key had. You raise sheep and Alpacas. It was quite beautiful.

[Shawberto] Is my wife hot?

[Walks] Yeah.

[Shawberto] Cool. Set me up with her.

[Harry K] Are you lot really clogging up the chat because a group of horny women?

[Stonesy] Yeah.

[Deccers] Horny women who go mental every time I’m shirtless and wearing my Captains armband. They don’t call me Spicy Ricey for nothing.

[Mase]

[Deccers] If you gave them more content Mase, they wouldn’t have to turn to me.

[Hendo] I’ve just read some of the smut they’ve written.

[Mase] Is it good?

[Hendo] Read it. Wife is getting it soon.

[Stonesy] Jack, me and you got some smut too.

[Jack] I wanna read it.

[Picks] Jack, you know you cant read that many big words.

[Jack] Sum1 read it for me.

[Stonesy] I just read it Jack. The things your wife wants to do to you.

[Mase] I’ve just read the boxing smut. Fuckkkkkkkkk!

[Deccers] Mase. Did you read the dream @keylimepie had about you properly. You went limp dick on her and only cuddled her.

[Mase] I hope I improved. I hate to be a dream disappointment.

[Shawberto] I want some Tramadol if you get those kind of dreams.

[Chilly] Speaking of limp dick. Poor Timo got done dirty by @PunkRocker.

[Mase] Let’s not tell him that they call him Dickboy!

[Chilly]

[Tyrone] You boys do chat a lot of tit.

[Mase] Have you read the thread?

[Tyrone] No, should I?

[Mase] Yes!

[Deccers] Yes!

[Tripps] Errr, can someone explain to me what is sexy about a woman laying an egg for you to eat?

[Lingz] You wot?

[Tripps] Read the post by @PunkRocker.

[Lingz] WTF?

[Jadon] How do you ask a woman to do that?

[Hendo] Away from anything sharp, I’m guessing.

[Phil]

[Kalvin] Ermmmm, I may have missed something. Since when was shitting and wanking at the same time a thing?

[Mase]

[Jack] U wot?

[Stonesy] I don’t think I want to know about that.

[Chilly] @GGina explains it. It’s weird but I cant work out the logistics of it.

[Picks] They think I’m the shwanker.

[Harry M] Stop having angry shwanks then.

[Picks]

[Paddy] Shwanking is harder than it looks and it can get messy.

[Mase]

[Jack] Grim.

[Trips] Let’s pretend you didn’t say that.

[Mase] Anyway. I’m curious about the FBC, I’m gonna hunt one down.

[Jack] If you find one, tell me my wife I have a big dick.

[Deccers] He just doesn’t know what to do with it.

[Chilly]

[Jack] duck you, Deccers.

[Mase] I’ll let you all know what I manage to find out.

Can’t wait to read this properly when I get home!!!

 

[kria]

Lmfao no I won a life changing amount of £1.25!!!!!

 

[Chani10]

I see the United boys had lunch together today and we have lots of pictures. Still waiting for one from that Chelsea dinner that they did weeks ago

 

[Suder34]

Lmfao no I won a life changing amount of £1.25!!!!!


Can’t wait to read this properly when I get home!!!

 

[kria]

I see the United boys had lunch together today and we have lots of pictures. Still waiting for one from that Chelsea dinner that they did weeks ago

All eating salads because they’re scared of Ronaldo?

 

[Scuffed]

What they really think about us!!

[Mase] Do you lads know that I have a fan club?

[Deccers] What?

[Mase] Its true.

[Walks] Bro, don’t go in there. They’re insane.

[Mase] What’ya mean?

[Walks] They had an in depth chat about pegging!

[Jack] Wot’s peggin?

[Chilly] You don’t wanna know, Jack.

[Mase]

[Phil] Do I want 2 b pegged?

[Walks] No you don’t.

[Deccers]

[Jack] Tell me wot it means.

[Walks]

[Picks] Its when a girl does you up the bumhole with a strap on.

[Phil]

[Hendo] You seem a little too familiar with that, Picks.

[Picks]

[Mase]

[Deccers]

[Dom] Who’s the group, Mase?

[Mase] Flooded Basement Club.

*Radio silence for an hour*

[Mase] You lot are googling them, arent you?

[Deccers] Why’d we do that, Daddy

[Mase]

[Stonesy] Walks, why’d they call you snail.

[Walks] Coz my tongue looks like a slug, according to them nutters.

[Phil] It does.

[Walks] Shut up!

[Stonesy] One called @Scuffed wants to suck on your snail.

[Walks] At least they don’t call my dick, Yorkshire pudding.

[Stonesy] That’s only one of them. There’s plenty on there that want to ride me.

[Jack] Wot they say bout me?

[Stonesy] They call you call you Lightbulb.

[Jack] Why?

[Walks] Coz you’re a dimwit.

[Deccers] So true.

[Phil]

[Mase] Jack, you have a wife. She wants to know how big your dick is.

[Stonesy] She’ll be disappointed.

[Jack] I’ve got plenty to please a woman.

[Picks] Aye, a barbie doll.

[Chilly]

[Mase]

[Deccers]

[Walks]

[Harry M] Hi guys, been out. What I miss?

[Hendo] Picks likes pegging, Walks is a snail and Jack has a small dick.

[Reece] You lot are weird.

[Chilly] I do not have an STD!

[Mase] Are you sure about that…..Tink.

[Chilly] I’ve been checked.

[Mase]

[Deccers]

[Hendo]

[Picks]

[Jack]

[Walks] Chilly, they love to rag on you for not having a Chinese.

[Mase] Nevermind the Chinese, you should be worried about what @Geraldine.20.jobs and @Smca53 want to do with the KFC gravy.

[Jack] Wot do they want 2 do with gravy?

[Chilly] I don’t want to know.

[Walks] Shut up, Chilly. You know you want to.

[Chilly]

[Reece] Don’t ask about the corn on the cob then.

[Deccers] I love these women. They sound like a riot.

[Stonesy] Jack, I just went on your thread. They’re even worse. They want to breastfeed you and lick your arse clean after a tit.

[Phil] Jack, why do you always attract the weird ones?

[Hendo] Because he’s a dirty fucker himself.

[Paddy] I’m ok. They think I’m smart and they call me Paddy Long Dong.

[Shawberto] Do I get a mention?

[Mase] You got a wife in a dream key had. You raise sheep and Alpacas. It was quite beautiful.

[Shawberto] Is my wife hot?

[Walks] Yeah.

[Shawberto] Cool. Set me up with her.

[Harry K] Are you lot really clogging up the chat because a group of horny women?

[Stonesy] Yeah.

[Deccers] Horny women who go mental every time I’m shirtless and wearing my Captains armband. They don’t call me Spicy Ricey for nothing.

[Mase]

[Deccers] If you gave them more content Mase, they wouldn’t have to turn to me.

[Hendo] I’ve just read some of the smut they’ve written.

[Mase] Is it good?

[Hendo] Read it. Wife is getting it soon.

[Stonesy] Jack, me and you got some smut too.

[Jack] I wanna read it.

[Picks] Jack, you know you cant read that many big words.

[Jack] Sum1 read it for me.

[Stonesy] I just read it Jack. The things your wife wants to do to you.

[Mase] I’ve just read the boxing smut. Fuckkkkkkkkk!

[Deccers] Mase. Did you read the dream @keylimepie had about you properly. You went limp dick on her and only cuddled her.

[Mase] I hope I improved. I hate to be a dream disappointment.

[Shawberto] I want some Tramadol if you get those kind of dreams.

[Chilly] Speaking of limp dick. Poor Timo got done dirty by @PunkRocker.

[Mase] Let’s not tell him that they call him Dickboy!

[Chilly]

[Tyrone] You boys do chat a lot of tit.

[Mase] Have you read the thread?

[Tyrone] No, should I?

[Mase] Yes!

[Deccers] Yes!

[Tripps] Errr, can someone explain to me what is sexy about a woman laying an egg for you to eat?

[Lingz] You wot?

[Tripps] Read the post by @PunkRocker.

[Lingz] WTF?

[Jadon] How do you ask a woman to do that?

[Hendo] Away from anything sharp, I’m guessing.

[Phil]

[Kalvin] Ermmmm, I may have missed something. Since when was shitting and wanking at the same time a thing?

[Mase]

[Jack] U wot?

[Stonesy] I don’t think I want to know about that.

[Chilly] @GGina explains it. It’s weird but I cant work out the logistics of it.

[Picks] They think I’m the shwanker.

[Harry M] Stop having angry shwanks then.

[Picks]

[Paddy] Shwanking is harder than it looks and it can get messy.

[Mase]

[Jack] Grim.

[Trips] Let’s pretend you didn’t say that.

[Mase] Anyway. I’m curious about the FBC, I’m gonna hunt one down.

[Jack] If you find one, tell me my wife I have a big dick.

[Deccers] He just doesn’t know what to do with it.

[Chilly]

[Jack] duck you, Deccers.

[Mase] I’ll let you all know what I manage to find out.

Evening FBC Been having a stinker of a week but @MrsGrealish has given me the giggle I needed!! Excellent work lady Thank you!

 

[Geraldine.20.jobs]

Evening FBC Been having a stinker of a week but @MrsGrealish has given me the giggle I needed!! Excellent work lady Thank you!

Hope you are ok x

Would seeing cheer you up?

 

[MensaBarbie1985]

just catching up… not the bleeping eggs again! But how do they not crack though?

@MrsGrealish that was the best thing ever! Cheered me right up!

im taking Thirsty Thursday quite literally and have opened the wine… left the house at 650 and got home at 1915 (cats are fuming). Finally back in the office but spent all afternoon discussing how we can be restructured once we lose someone in our team… only to be told we might need to lose someone else! God bless the NHS So wine and pizza it is

thank god there’s no mr Mensa as I am in a foul mood. I did match with a guy from sky sports on tinder though today who I’ve fancied for a while… maybe that’s our way in?!

 

[GGina]

All eating salads because they’re scared of Ronaldo?

@jflurker93 your husband inhaling pudding in the corner trying to avoid Ronaldo

 

[irishgal2013]

What they really think about us!!

[Mase] Do you lads know that I have a fan club?

[Deccers] What?

[Mase] Its true.

[Walks] Bro, don’t go in there. They’re insane.

[Mase] What’ya mean?

[Walks] They had an in depth chat about pegging!

[Jack] Wot’s peggin?

[Chilly] You don’t wanna know, Jack.

[Mase]

[Phil] Do I want 2 b pegged?

[Walks] No you don’t.

[Deccers]

[Jack] Tell me wot it means.

[Walks]

[Picks] Its when a girl does you up the bumhole with a strap on.

[Phil]

[Hendo] You seem a little too familiar with that, Picks.

[Picks]

[Mase]

[Deccers]

[Dom] Who’s the group, Mase?

[Mase] Flooded Basement Club.

*Radio silence for an hour*

[Mase] You lot are googling them, arent you?

[Deccers] Why’d we do that, Daddy

[Mase]

[Stonesy] Walks, why’d they call you snail.

[Walks] Coz my tongue looks like a slug, according to them nutters.

[Phil] It does.

[Walks] Shut up!

[Stonesy] One called @Scuffed wants to suck on your snail.

[Walks] At least they don’t call my dick, Yorkshire pudding.

[Stonesy] That’s only one of them. There’s plenty on there that want to ride me.

[Jack] Wot they say bout me?

[Stonesy] They call you call you Lightbulb.

[Jack] Why?

[Walks] Coz you’re a dimwit.

[Deccers] So true.

[Phil]

[Mase] Jack, you have a wife. She wants to know how big your dick is.

[Stonesy] She’ll be disappointed.

[Jack] I’ve got plenty to please a woman.

[Picks] Aye, a barbie doll.

[Chilly]

[Mase]

[Deccers]

[Walks]

[Harry M] Hi guys, been out. What I miss?

[Hendo] Picks likes pegging, Walks is a snail and Jack has a small dick.

[Reece] You lot are weird.

[Chilly] I do not have an STD!

[Mase] Are you sure about that…..Tink.

[Chilly] I’ve been checked.

[Mase]

[Deccers]

[Hendo]

[Picks]

[Jack]

[Walks] Chilly, they love to rag on you for not having a Chinese.

[Mase] Nevermind the Chinese, you should be worried about what @Geraldine.20.jobs and @Smca53 want to do with the KFC gravy.

[Jack] Wot do they want 2 do with gravy?

[Chilly] I don’t want to know.

[Walks] Shut up, Chilly. You know you want to.

[Chilly]

[Reece] Don’t ask about the corn on the cob then.

[Deccers] I love these women. They sound like a riot.

[Stonesy] Jack, I just went on your thread. They’re even worse. They want to breastfeed you and lick your arse clean after a tit.

[Phil] Jack, why do you always attract the weird ones?

[Hendo] Because he’s a dirty fucker himself.

[Paddy] I’m ok. They think I’m smart and they call me Paddy Long Dong.

[Shawberto] Do I get a mention?

[Mase] You got a wife in a dream key had. You raise sheep and Alpacas. It was quite beautiful.

[Shawberto] Is my wife hot?

[Walks] Yeah.

[Shawberto] Cool. Set me up with her.

[Harry K] Are you lot really clogging up the chat because a group of horny women?

[Stonesy] Yeah.

[Deccers] Horny women who go mental every time I’m shirtless and wearing my Captains armband. They don’t call me Spicy Ricey for nothing.

[Mase]

[Deccers] If you gave them more content Mase, they wouldn’t have to turn to me.

[Hendo] I’ve just read some of the smut they’ve written.

[Mase] Is it good?

[Hendo] Read it. Wife is getting it soon.

[Stonesy] Jack, me and you got some smut too.

[Jack] I wanna read it.

[Picks] Jack, you know you cant read that many big words.

[Jack] Sum1 read it for me.

[Stonesy] I just read it Jack. The things your wife wants to do to you.

[Mase] I’ve just read the boxing smut. Fuckkkkkkkkk!

[Deccers] Mase. Did you read the dream @keylimepie had about you properly. You went limp dick on her and only cuddled her.

[Mase] I hope I improved. I hate to be a dream disappointment.

[Shawberto] I want some Tramadol if you get those kind of dreams.

[Chilly] Speaking of limp dick. Poor Timo got done dirty by @PunkRocker.

[Mase] Let’s not tell him that they call him Dickboy!

[Chilly]

[Tyrone] You boys do chat a lot of tit.

[Mase] Have you read the thread?

[Tyrone] No, should I?

[Mase] Yes!

[Deccers] Yes!

[Tripps] Errr, can someone explain to me what is sexy about a woman laying an egg for you to eat?

[Lingz] You wot?

[Tripps] Read the post by @PunkRocker.

[Lingz] WTF?

[Jadon] How do you ask a woman to do that?

[Hendo] Away from anything sharp, I’m guessing.

[Phil]

[Kalvin] Ermmmm, I may have missed something. Since when was shitting and wanking at the same time a thing?

[Mase]

[Jack] U wot?

[Stonesy] I don’t think I want to know about that.

[Chilly] @GGina explains it. It’s weird but I cant work out the logistics of it.

[Picks] They think I’m the shwanker.

[Harry M] Stop having angry shwanks then.

[Picks]

[Paddy] Shwanking is harder than it looks and it can get messy.

[Mase]

[Jack] Grim.

[Trips] Let’s pretend you didn’t say that.

[Mase] Anyway. I’m curious about the FBC, I’m gonna hunt one down.

[Jack] If you find one, tell me my wife I have a big dick.

[Deccers] He just doesn’t know what to do with it.

[Chilly]

[Jack] duck you, Deccers.

[Mase] I’ll let you all know what I manage to find out.

This is brilliant

 

[SmoochL]

Lmfao no I won a life changing amount of £1.25!!!!!

Enough for a VIP at Wyld!
WYLD get ready! FBC on the prowl!

 

[kria]

@jflurker93 your husband inhaling pudding in the corner trying to avoid Ronaldo

 

[StephenTJackson]

I want to ride Jack's cock, while sucking on Mason's cock, and wanking off Deccers and Pebbles.

Sorry, I'm just fed up with the lack of sexualisation on this thread.

That sounds like a great idea.

I would go for being tied up and them bleeping my ass one after the other until I'm dripping their cum out of me. But I don't want to be too sexual with my comments.

 

[GGina]

Caption this

 

[MrsGrealish]

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Mason and Reece just get Chilly ready for his upcoming Gravy shower at the hands of the FBC.

 

[Chani10]

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@jflurker93 we need your help!!

 

[jflurker93]

@jflurker93 your husband inhaling pudding in the corner trying to avoid Ronaldo

My fat dick doing me proud… I love pudding