I’ll have to do the bedtime routine earlier. I’ll wear him out playing cowboys and Indians or army menNot a great time for you is it @keylimepie - you’ll be getting Lil Nath to bed.
Mason Mount #35 Apparently Mason has a sore tooth but only NPB knows the truth….
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@MrsGrealish did you ever allocate me someone for camping?
No, I didnt. Wasnt sure who to give you.
I'm getting snacks ready for it
Benjamin could nip round to her tent after he’s been gravy dipped, he’s a s lag after all
“Where’ve you been, you smell like Christmas dinner?”Benjamin could nip round to her tent after he’s been gravy dipped, he’s a s lag after all
I’d take Geraldine’s sloppy seconds quite happily. But if you want a different player, duck it, I’ll show little Billy Gilmour a good time
I'm fine with writing a threesome for Chilly if @Geraldine.20.jobs and @Smca53 is ok with it. @keylimepie gave a helping suggestion of shoving a KFC corn on the cob up Chilly's arse.Benjamin could nip round to her tent after he’s been gravy dipped, he’s a s lag after all
Can it be 7 (well, 8 for me) already? I'm so bored and the football starts at my 9 
and the football starts at my 9 I don't mind sharing with @Smca53“Where’ve you been, you smell like Christmas dinner?”
I’d take Geraldine’s sloppy seconds quite happily. But if you want a different player, duck it, I’ll show little Billy Gilmour a good time
Billy though? Isn't he in the year below little Phil at school?
I will say I was mildly tipsy when I suggested this
I didn’t want to waste any KFC
Eggs?
I don’t mind sharing
Although I am positively howling with laughter at the corn on the cob @keylimepie 
Yeah I just thought no one pays little Bill any attention, bless him
Billy will be in the playroom with Lil Nath…
Awww I’m being a bingo hoe tonight. If I win the jackpot I’ll be around in the bus taking us to Cobham!You’re such a tease Mrs G. Waiting for peak engagement at 7pm
On reflection I’m not sure how you write dialogue for lil Bill anyway when no one ever seems to know what he’s saying
Don’t ask what I suggested for the popcorn chicken thoughI don’t mind sharing
Yeah I just thought no one pays little Bill any attention, bless him
Yeah, dont. If it's too hot, that could lead to unfortunate injury.Don’t ask what I suggested for the popcorn chicken though
What came first, the chicken or the egg…Don’t ask what I suggested for the popcorn chicken though
At least you wouldn’t understand when he was calling you kitten and darling etc
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