Mason Mount #25 Camping trip now exposed, Mason your nan's toaster might explode!

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Me too, are we all syncing? The last thing poor Mason needs is the whole FBC ovulating at the same time. He'll have to go into hiding :ROFLMAO:
Little Big Mason would be like a shrivelled pepperami if we all got hold of him in a hormonal frenzy! 🤣
I'm ovulating now, trying to prise Mr P away from his work to see if his baby batter works this month! 😂🤞🏻
 
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Here you go, it’s not quite as saucy as the others. The scenario is definitely not appropriate but hey, Auntie’s have needs too ✌🏻

So good! Going to take it to bed and give another good read!! Thank you!
 
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Little Big Mason would be like a shrivelled pepperami if we all got hold of him in a hormonal frenzy! 🤣
I'm ovulating now, trying to prise Mr P away from his work to see if his baby batter works this month! 😂🤞🏻
🙋🏻‍♀️ Also ovulating now! Send the population paste my way mase
 
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Sending sympathy to you all ❤ I’ve not had a period in over ten years since I got my original but I have endometriosis so I’m kinda glad about that… third operation to treat it was earlier this year… hence dick boy going elsewhere as he couldn’t do ‘what he wanted’ 🤢
 
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Here you go, it’s not quite as saucy as the others. The scenario is definitely not appropriate but hey, Auntie’s have needs too ✌🏻

Brb, I need to buy some tickets to take my nephew to a Chelsea match 🥵 Timo can look after him.
 
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Is it your time too? I hate mine. They are so painful and make me so miserable. I couldn’t even appreciate the porking properly!!
I’ve got another 2 weeks so at least all the child maintenance support payments won’t come out at the same time 🤣
 
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As long as you don't look at my husband Herr Havertz, we're good 😂

And I just realised we have the perfect babysitter for my nephew. Kanté!! Perks of speaking French thanks to his mummy 🤗
I could face the other way I guess 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

 
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