This is hillarious. I am confident that any tables around us in bagatelle would hate us because we aren't a quiet bunch are we. There would be dancing on the tables and chants of shots shots shots while others are trying to have a civilised meal
Epic recap my friend
Suspiciously sounds like my night last night, I'm getting flashbacks of shots and singing Kendrick Lamars swimming pools, 
Headshot, Drank every time I had one.
I really worry for those people who are innocently searching how to fix an Electrolux washing machine and wander into this mayhem
Imagine if some is looking for someone called Luke Shepherd Shaw
They will need therapy after being here!
Thanks for all the birthday love! 
Thanks Daddy, youโre right, I AM good enough and we WILL play together one day!
Mr Scuffed is a legend!Afternoon FBC
Fantastic new thread and recap
@keylimepie that dream is an absolute masterpiece! Love it!
@calmyourritas feel better soon lovely!
Finally look what Mr Scuffed got meโฆโฆI love him even more now!
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Mr Scuffed is a Good egg- he knows his placeAfternoon FBC
Fantastic new thread and recap
@keylimepie that dream is an absolute masterpiece! Love it!
@calmyourritas feel better soon lovely!
Finally look what Mr Scuffed got meโฆโฆI love him even more now!
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Glad I was appropriately dressed this time and sorry for stealing your barnet @jflurker93Tramadol dreams really are something elseโฆโฆ.
Ok so a few days after the camping trip, Mason called me up and asked if us ladies wanted to go to a special night at Wyld.
I said for him to give me a few hours and see whoโs about.
Randomly I was walking past a spar shop when he called me but anyway
Most of you could come. Mason said he would put on a table for us at Bagatelle and then we would be taken to Wyld.
So we all meet at Bagatelle
@PunkRocker was wearing something a little more appropriate. A fishnet dress with gold shoes. The hair wasnโt pink anymore. It was fully blue.
@jflurker93 was in a gold dress (what is it with you and gold?) wasnโt happy Punkie had blue in her hair.
@Suder34 had the puffer jacket on again
@Scuffed wore a camo dress but no sudoku book this time. You had a thing for asking about bread rolls??
@irishgal2013 was in a lovely black dress. Still looked like Keavy from B*witched
@MrsGrealish had a gorgeous dress on with pictures of Jacks face all over it
@Eden246 Came to Bagatelle in the Chelsea shirt! Luckily someone had a spare top. Was very disgruntled that she had to remove it as it wasnt classy enough.
@GGina was in a pink dress again with fluffy shoes. We called her the pink panther.
@Geraldine.20.jobs was in a linen white dress. We told her it was probably a bad idea if gravy was going to feature
@Isanythingrealanymore came in leather trousers and white shirt.
@QueenL wore leopard print jumpsuit
Iโm really sorry if I havenโt mentioned you
So we all ate at Bagatelle. The clients in there did not like us as we were loud witches especially on the bottles of wine we devoured
We all got our purses out to pay the astronomical bill but we were told that it was all settled already and that the vehicles were waiting for us.
We all got in and head for Wyld.
When we got to Wyld we noticed that there was no queues outside which was odd because it was Saturday. We got taken round a back entrance and met by the manager. We were VIP witches!!!
We get into Wyld and the place is nearly empty. Out of nowhere the boys appear.
Mason, Dec, Jack. Chilly, Pebbles, Gnasher, Shaw, DCL, Snail (), Timbo, Dele and Reece James.
All are dressed to impress us!
It was odd that the club was so empty so I asked Mason what the deal was. He said that he and the boys had hired the club out just for us. I asked why? He said that we would all see.
Punkie was drink her entire body weight in vodka and kept calling Timbo โdickboyโ, Shaw declared his undying love for @jflurker93 and asked her if she would consider rearing sheep with him. Mrs G was with her main man all night and threatened us witches with a pasting if we went near her man. Declan started a conversation with scuffed about sudokus as he noticed she had a book in the tent. Turned out Dec loves a sudoku too. Suder finally took off the puffer jacket. She had a dress like a disco ball. DCL loved her dress!!
Irishgal had snail and Gnasher fighting over her. They both drank a pint of Guinness each to prove their love for her. Snail won.
Geraldine and Chilly went off somewhere. Probably a KFC for some gravy:
Eden and Pebbles were dancing away to Bump and Grind
Gina and Reece were proper kissing in a booth
Queen L and Isanythingrealanymore had Dele and Gnasher pouring them drinks all night.
So we all kinda paired off and then the boys say they have a game for us.
They all sat down and whipped their dicks out
โThe first one to cum takes his lady to a hotelโ
Christ we were gobbling away like turkeys.
Suder was queen of the Bj and her and DCL went off into the night.
Next game was a dancing one. Whoever could dance their way the best around a pole got taken to the hotel. Funnily enough Catwoman excelled at this and dickboy took her away.
Jack and Mrs Grealish made their excuses and left
Deccers was panicking that his missus would find out. Kyle Walker reassured him not to worry of all people.
Me and Jflurker93 had Mason and Shaw come up to us and ask if we wanted to leave. We didnโt want to leave our friends until we knew they were going to be ok
Mason then said fine letโs wrap this up. Got on the dj area and said over the PA system that all of us had to go now.
Shaw begged jflurker to go with him and she said yes. They didnโt go to the Spar this time.
Eden was still dancing with Pebbles out the door. They went into a car
Irishgal grew to love Snail. They walked off into the night. Near the binsโฆ.
QueenL and Isanythingrealanymore went into another club with Dele and Gnasher. Gnasher was idโd before being allowed in.
So that left me and scuffed with Mase and Dec. Dec told scuffed her blow job was the best heโd ever had. He wanted more but scuffed was concerned about Lauren. Scuffed did go with Dec (floozy
That left me and Mason who asked if we wanted to get a kebab. I said no so we went back to his. When we got there Tony and Debs were sat in the bloody lounge. Tony licked his lips at meWe just went to bed and cuddled
@Chani10 called us from Germany and said Kai had slid into her DMs
Sorry if anyone hasnโt appeared and this is so long. My dreams are crazy at the moment.
Oh no, do you know what's going on? Hope you recover soon! We miss you and hope you can be back with us soon!Thankyou @Isanythingrealanymore for the new threadโฆ Iโve been trying to catch up.
Iโm still feeling so rubbish but trying to keep up when I can in between the headaches, nausea and napslove you all xxx
Hahahahaha no, that would have been a nightmare! Only good thing would have been the free drinks but gnasher and DeleTramadol dreams really are something elseโฆโฆ.
Ok so a few days after the camping trip, Mason called me up and asked if us ladies wanted to go to a special night at Wyld.
I said for him to give me a few hours and see whoโs about.
Randomly I was walking past a spar shop when he called me but anyway
Most of you could come. Mason said he would put on a table for us at Bagatelle and then we would be taken to Wyld.
So we all meet at Bagatelle
@PunkRocker was wearing something a little more appropriate. A fishnet dress with gold shoes. The hair wasnโt pink anymore. It was fully blue.
@jflurker93 was in a gold dress (what is it with you and gold?) wasnโt happy Punkie had blue in her hair.
@Suder34 had the puffer jacket on again
@Scuffed wore a camo dress but no sudoku book this time. You had a thing for asking about bread rolls??
@irishgal2013 was in a lovely black dress. Still looked like Keavy from B*witched
@MrsGrealish had a gorgeous dress on with pictures of Jacks face all over it
@Eden246 Came to Bagatelle in the Chelsea shirt! Luckily someone had a spare top. Was very disgruntled that she had to remove it as it wasnt classy enough.
@GGina was in a pink dress again with fluffy shoes. We called her the pink panther.
@Geraldine.20.jobs was in a linen white dress. We told her it was probably a bad idea if gravy was going to feature
@Isanythingrealanymore came in leather trousers and white shirt.
@QueenL wore leopard print jumpsuit
Iโm really sorry if I havenโt mentioned you
So we all ate at Bagatelle. The clients in there did not like us as we were loud witches especially on the bottles of wine we devoured
We all got our purses out to pay the astronomical bill but we were told that it was all settled already and that the vehicles were waiting for us.
We all got in and head for Wyld.
When we got to Wyld we noticed that there was no queues outside which was odd because it was Saturday. We got taken round a back entrance and met by the manager. We were VIP witches!!!
We get into Wyld and the place is nearly empty. Out of nowhere the boys appear.
Mason, Dec, Jack. Chilly, Pebbles, Gnasher, Shaw, DCL, Snail (
All are dressed to impress us!
It was odd that the club was so empty so I asked Mason what the deal was. He said that he and the boys had hired the club out just for us. I asked why? He said that we would all see.
Punkie was drink her entire body weight in vodka and kept calling Timbo โdickboyโ, Shaw declared his undying love for @jflurker93 and asked her if she would consider rearing sheep with him. Mrs G was with her main man all night and threatened us witches with a pasting if we went near her man. Declan started a conversation with scuffed about sudokus as he noticed she had a book in the tent. Turned out Dec loves a sudoku too. Suder finally took off the puffer jacket. She had a dress like a disco ball. DCL loved her dress!!
Irishgal had snail and Gnasher fighting over her. They both drank a pint of Guinness each to prove their love for her. Snail won.
Geraldine and Chilly went off somewhere. Probably a KFC for some gravy:
Eden and Pebbles were dancing away to Bump and Grind
Gina and Reece were proper kissing in a booth
Queen L and Isanythingrealanymore had Dele and Gnasher pouring them drinks all night.
So we all kinda paired off and then the boys say they have a game for us.
They all sat down and whipped their dicks out
โThe first one to cum takes his lady to a hotelโ
Christ we were gobbling away like turkeys.
Suder was queen of the Bj and her and DCL went off into the night.
Next game was a dancing one. Whoever could dance their way the best around a pole got taken to the hotel. Funnily enough Catwoman excelled at this and dickboy took her away.
Jack and Mrs Grealish made their excuses and left
Deccers was panicking that his missus would find out. Kyle Walker reassured him not to worry of all people.
Me and Jflurker93 had Mason and Shaw come up to us and ask if we wanted to leave. We didnโt want to leave our friends until we knew they were going to be ok
Mason then said fine letโs wrap this up. Got on the dj area and said over the PA system that all of us had to go now.
Shaw begged jflurker to go with him and she said yes. They didnโt go to the Spar this time.
Eden was still dancing with Pebbles out the door. They went into a car
Irishgal grew to love Snail. They walked off into the night. Near the binsโฆ.
QueenL and Isanythingrealanymore went into another club with Dele and Gnasher. Gnasher was idโd before being allowed in.
So that left me and scuffed with Mase and Dec. Dec told scuffed her blow job was the best heโd ever had. He wanted more but scuffed was concerned about Lauren. Scuffed did go with Dec (floozy
That left me and Mason who asked if we wanted to get a kebab. I said no so we went back to his. When we got there Tony and Debs were sat in the bloody lounge. Tony licked his lips at me
@Chani10 called us from Germany and said Kai had slid into her DMs
Sorry if anyone hasnโt appeared and this is so long. My dreams are crazy at the moment.
Thank you so much for the recap! Great job!!Recap of #22
Hope this is ok
We voted spicy,Jlingz and JG for our WYLD night out
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Hope you have an amazing day with your loved ones, full of presents You just posted this while I was writing! Mr Scuffed is great, you are lucky! All of us need to find someone like him that encourages the MM feverAfternoon FBC
Fantastic new thread and recap
@keylimepie that dream is an absolute masterpiece! Love it!
@calmyourritas feel better soon lovely!
Finally look what Mr Scuffed got meโฆโฆI love him even more now!
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I need to borrow your husband for my birthday!!!!Afternoon FBC
Fantastic new thread and recap
@keylimepie that dream is an absolute masterpiece! Love it!
@calmyourritas feel better soon lovely!
Finally look what Mr Scuffed got meโฆโฆI love him even more now!
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You loved dickboy!! The fact that all you called him was dickboy made my entire dream! He followed you around like a puppy. I believe it was the blue hair that did itGlad I was appropriately dressed this time and sorry for stealing your barnet @jflurker93
Timbo Dickboy wouldn't have been my boy of choice but glad he benefited from my pole skills
Well done @Suder34 the blozzer queen!
I am so sorry that you got Dele and Gnasher. It could have been worse. Poor Irishgal got snail!Thank you @Isanythingrealanymore for the new thread! And @nellyloz123 for the title!
This poll has been one of the easiest ones! On the platform and that train can pass as many times as it likes, no way I'm getting on it!!
Oh no, do you know what's going on? Hope you recover soon! We miss you and hope you can be back with us soon!
Hahahahaha no, that would have been a nightmare! Only good thing would have been the free drinks but gnasher and Dele
Thank you so much for the recap! Great job!!
Happy Birthday @Scuffedand that Mase sends nudes.
You just posted this while I was writing! Mr Scuffed is great, you are lucky! All of us need to find someone like him that encourages the MM fever
RUDE!Us FBC witches know how to party!! Canโt believe you lot more than likely got bloody railed but I got a cuddle
I know. Big Dick Tony bloody licking his lips in front of Debs. At least we now know where Mason gets the lip licking from.RUDE!
I meant you were rude saying he killed the mood!
Big T can do whatever he wants!Mr Scuffed is a hero! You can tell him that your โMason Mount fan clubโ approvesAfternoon FBC
Fantastic new thread and recap
@keylimepie that dream is an absolute masterpiece! Love it!
@calmyourritas feel better soon lovely!
Finally look what Mr Scuffed got meโฆโฆI love him even more now!
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Happy Birthday @Scuffed !! Hope you have a fab day. Mr Scuffed definitely passed the vibe check, heโs a keeper
Iโll make some more memes soon, Iโve found some good photos Iโm just currently watching the firemen that have turned up on my road
