Hi You lovely lot! I know how invested you all are in my dreams so I thought I’d get this out before I went to work and
@jflurker93 will have chance to make some amazing memes for us all.I’m sorry it’s so long and I have proof read to check for spelling mistakes!
So. It started with me waking up at Mason’s and sneaking out of his house. Debbie was downstairs making a cup of tea. She said hello and asked if I had said bye to Mason. I said no he was still asleep and didn’t want to wake him. She offered me a cup of tea but I said that I was meeting the FBC and had an Uber waiting. I said bye and left the house.
We all met up at that cafe they use for the losers in The Apprentice.
Everyone was already there except
@PunkRocker.
We all started talking about our nights!
@jflurker93 had agreed to join Luke in raising sheep. A surprise addition was Alpacas to the farm. Luke had told Jessy that he was in love with her and never felt this way about anyone. Jessy was a bit unsure with his declaration and wanted to ask us girls if it was moving too fast. We all said go for it!
@GGina needed to borrow lip balm from all the kissing from Reece. They had exchanged numbers and Reece was planning on taking her for dinner in 2 days time.
@Scuffed had amazing sex with Dec except after the dirty deed was done, Dec cried and said that he wasn’t sure if he could let Rafa the Cockerpoo be a single parent family. He asked her not to tell anyone of their love making. He then passed her a NDA which she signed. She then realised she had told all of us and made us swear not to tell a soul.
@Suder34 was walking like a cowboy after her night with DCL. He was hung like a horse and she was definitely feeling the after effects
@Geraldine.20.jobs jobs had another successful gravy session with Chilly. She wasn’t happy though when Chilly suggested that he would not be committed to just her.
@irishgal2013 Had a quick bin shag with Snail. He passed his number to her and said to call him if she wasn’t pregnant after their bin bonk.
@QueenL and
@Isanythingrealanymore had not long left the after party at Deles house. Dele had wanted to rail QueenL. She told him to fuck off. Isanythingrealanymore did get Gnasher in the sack but was disappointed when he was unable to maintain his erection due to beer fear.
@MrsGrealish was sitting in the corner with Jack. They were feeding each other a full English.
@Eden246 was complaining that her feet still hurt from dancing. Pebbles had carried her away from the car into a hotel room and massaged her feet.
I then told my story of Tony licking his lips and the fact all I got was a cuddle. You all laughed at me
Then a black Range Rover pulled up outside. Out got Timbo to undo the passenger door for
@PunkRocker. Punkie walked straight past him when he tried to kiss her. Timbo then stood staring through the window like a lovesick puppy. Punkie shouted “you can fuck off now” to him and he went on his way. Punkie said that Dickboy had been her slave all night and was very submissive. He loved being dominated!
We all started eating breakfast and general chit chat about dick sizes etc. When I get a text from Mason. He asked where I was and I told him at the cafe with the FBC. He replied Stay there.
So we continued eating and chatting about shit. All of a sudden, lots of expensive cars pull up outside this greasy spoon.
The boys had decided to join us for breakfast.
Kyle was his typical snaky self and asked Punkie if she wanted to take a walk with him. Punkie told him he was a prick and to take a walk with someone else. Scuffed volunteered to have a walk with Walker.
Dec was upset that Scuffed left and worried that we would all know what they got up to. Dec sat next to Ggina and started talking about dogs.
Timbo was kneeling by Punkie who told him to be a good boy for her.
Pebbles and Eden were laughing about their dancing and proceeded to show the whole cafe their dance they had created last night.
Jflurker and Luke were holding hands and whispering to one another so I have no idea what was going on! I’m sure I heard something about shearing though.
Irishgal told Gnasher to stop touching her bacon sandwich and to buy his own. Dele told Irish that he found her accent sexy. Irish smiled very coyly and asked if she could have some tickets to the Spurs game. Dele said yes Vip but I want to have you first.
Geraldine and Chilly were not on speaking terms which led Chilly to isanythingrealanymore. Geraldine was not happy and stomped off. I noticed she had gravy stains on her white dress.
QueenL sat quietly eating her breakfast on a table with Suder and DCL. She quickly moved when she realised Suder was servicing DCL under the table!
I was sat with Mason where he apologised for his Dad and asked why I didn’t say goodbye. I said I didn’t want to wake him up. He said that he wanted to wake up to kiss me and I wasn’t there
I said sorry and I wanted to meet the girls. We was then interrupted by Punkie.
Punkie was feeding Dickboy like a dog,bits of sausage from her plate.
Everyone just stared in amazement.
So we finished eating and all went outside. We had Ubers waiting to take us to the station when Chilly sent them all away. He said that he didn’t want the fun to end. All of us were in last nights clothes except the boys. We complained we just wanted to go home to freshen up.
Mason got his phone out and called Carlotta to come and style us. We all headed to Mason’s house to get kitted out!
Carlotta had rails and rails of clothes. The boys then said that as they were paying, they would choose what we wore.
Debbie and Tony left as we all arrived so there was no creepy Tony licking going on!
Luke picked a beautiful green dress for Jflurker. He said it reminded him of grass which would be needed for their sheep and alpacas.
Punkie told Timbo that she would pick what she would wear. She chose an edgy black top and black ripped jeans.
Pebbles chose a flowery summer dress for Eden
Kyle chose a black mini dress for Scuffed
Irishgal had jeans and t shirt combo from Dele
Suder was in a yellow jumpsuit that DCL said made her look like a sunflower. She has finally ditched the puffer!!
I was given a white top with a denim mini skirt by Mason
Mrs G refused to change out of her Jack dress
Carlotta helped the others all picks their outfits as the remaining boys were playing FIFA
We all went upstairs to change when we realised that we would have to all go knickerless rather than wear day old knickers!
We went downstairs were the boys were all sitting in the lounge. More guys had arrived at the house.
Dennis, Kane, Tammy, Pickers and Ramsdale.
There was no more fellas than ladies so I called up some more FBC!
@laylavd,
@MensaBarbie1985, @nellyloz,
@Tabbytiger and @Smca all came.
When they arrived, they were told to pick from one of the guys without a partner.
Layla had Ramsdale
Mensa with Kane (sorry!!)
Nelly and Pickers
Tabby and Dennis
smca and Tammy.
Alcohol then started appearing and we were getting louder
then we were told that a new game had been thought up. We all had to find a private space with our men in the house, garden or garage. So we all found our space and were then surprised to find the guys all… erm… hungry. The rule of the game was no one could moan, groan or talk. It was complete silence. Whoever came first and not moaned would get the use of Mason’s bedroom with their partner. It was weird because we were all hooked up to a sound system to make sure no one did make a sound. (To much squid games here!!)
Anyway Mensa Barbie won and took Kane off to the bedroom. A lot of us then started having sex. Ricey had paired off with GGina but told her that he didn’t want to be disloyal to scuffed. GGina went and had a threesome with Snail and Scuffed
My alarm then went off!!! I’m so sorry it didn’t get to finish!! I began to have a bit of Portsmouth Pork and then real life comes and kick me in the arse
Fingers crossed tonight I can finally have a proper shag with Mason!!
Thanks for all the birthday love! 
), Timbo, Dele and Reece James.
love you all xxx
this just came on my explore page. Has she had filler or is it one of those filters?! 
I live in North Wales now maybe I can find out what happened to her 🥲
