Tramadol dreams really are something else…….
Ok so a few days after the camping trip, Mason called me up and asked if us ladies wanted to go to a special night at Wyld.
I said for him to give me a few hours and see who’s about.
Randomly I was walking past a spar shop when he called me but anyway
Most of you could come. Mason said he would put on a table for us at Bagatelle and then we would be taken to Wyld.
So we all meet at Bagatelle
@PunkRocker was wearing something a little more appropriate. A fishnet dress with gold shoes. The hair wasn’t pink anymore. It was fully blue.
@jflurker93 was in a gold dress (what is it with you and gold?) wasn’t happy Punkie had blue in her hair.
@Suder34 had the puffer jacket on again
but you did take it off!!!
@Scuffed wore a camo dress but no sudoku book this time. You had a thing for asking about bread rolls??
@irishgal2013 was in a lovely black dress. Still looked like Keavy from B*witched
@MrsGrealish had a gorgeous dress on with pictures of Jacks face all over it
@Eden246 Came to Bagatelle in the Chelsea shirt! Luckily someone had a spare top. Was very disgruntled that she had to remove it as it wasnt classy enough.
@GGina was in a pink dress again with fluffy shoes. We called her the pink panther.
@Geraldine.20.jobs was in a linen white dress. We told her it was probably a bad idea if gravy was going to feature
@Isanythingrealanymore came in leather trousers and white shirt.
@QueenL wore leopard print jumpsuit
I’m really sorry if I haven’t mentioned you
So we all ate at Bagatelle. The clients in there did not like us as we were loud
witches especially on the bottles of wine we devoured
We all got our purses out to pay the astronomical bill but we were told that it was all settled already and that the vehicles were waiting for us.
We all got in and head for Wyld.
When we got to Wyld we noticed that there was no queues outside which was odd because it was Saturday. We got taken round a back entrance and met by the manager. We were VIP
witches!!!
We get into Wyld and the place is nearly empty. Out of nowhere the boys appear.
Mason, Dec, Jack. Chilly, Pebbles, Gnasher, Shaw, DCL, Snail (
), Timbo, Dele and Reece James.
All are dressed to impress us!
It was odd that the club was so empty so I asked Mason what the deal was. He said that he and the boys had hired the club out just for us. I asked why? He said that we would all see.
Punkie was drink her entire body weight in vodka and kept calling Timbo “dickboy”, Shaw declared his undying love for
@jflurker93 and asked her if she would consider rearing sheep with him. Mrs G was with her main man all night and threatened us
witches with a pasting if we went near her man. Declan started a conversation with scuffed about sudokus as he noticed she had a book in the tent. Turned out Dec loves a sudoku too. Suder finally took off the puffer jacket. She had a dress like a disco ball. DCL loved her dress!!
Irishgal had snail and Gnasher fighting over her. They both drank a pint of Guinness each to prove their love for her. Snail won.
Geraldine and Chilly went off somewhere. Probably a KFC for some gravy:
Eden and Pebbles were dancing away to Bump and Grind
Gina and Reece were proper kissing in a booth
Queen L and Isanythingrealanymore had Dele and Gnasher pouring them drinks all night.
So we all kinda paired off and then the boys say they have a game for us.
They all sat down and whipped their dicks out
“The first one to cum takes his lady to a hotel”
Christ we were gobbling away like turkeys.
Suder was queen of the Bj and her and DCL went off into the night.
Next game was a dancing one. Whoever could dance their way the best around a pole got taken to the hotel. Funnily enough Catwoman excelled at this and dickboy took her away.
Jack and Mrs Grealish made their excuses and left
Deccers was panicking that his missus would find out. Kyle Walker reassured him not to worry of all people.
Me and Jflurker93 had Mason and Shaw come up to us and ask if we wanted to leave. We didn’t want to leave our friends until we knew they were going to be ok
Mason then said fine let’s wrap this up. Got on the dj area and said over the PA system that all of us had to go now.
Shaw begged jflurker to go with him and she said yes. They didn’t go to the Spar this time.
Eden was still dancing with Pebbles out the door. They went into a car
Irishgal grew to love Snail. They walked off into the night. Near the bins….
QueenL and Isanythingrealanymore went into another club with Dele and Gnasher. Gnasher was id’d before being allowed in.
So that left me and scuffed with Mase and Dec. Dec told scuffed her blow job was the best he’d ever had. He wanted more but scuffed was concerned about Lauren. Scuffed did go with Dec (floozy
)
That left me and Mason who asked if we wanted to get a kebab. I said no so we went back to his. When we got there Tony and Debs were sat in the bloody lounge. Tony licked his lips at me
So you all got happy endings and I didn’t
We just went to bed and cuddled
@Chani10 called us from Germany and said Kai had slid into her DMs
Sorry if anyone hasn’t appeared and this is so long. My dreams are crazy at the moment.
We voted spicy,Jlingz and JG for our WYLD night out
(Although the less said about dele and gnasher the better)
, Mase better be careful he may move from my number 2 to er 3
love you all xxx
have an amazing day! 
have a great day, I hope you are thoroughly spoiled!! xxx