Mason Mount #21 Somehow Mase ended up with no limbs but the FBC are off to Wyld London, bring on the Pimms!

[Chani10]

Okay guys so I convinced the OH to go to London for my birthday in March. He said he isn’t stepping foot in Stamford Bridge (he’s a HUGE United fan) so we’ve compromised with me attending the game myself and I’ll leave him to fend for himself in Chelsea for a few hours

I used to say that too and now they call me a Chelsea slut life happens.

 

[nellyloz123]

I used to say that too and now they call me a Chelsea slut life happens.

I’d happily be a Chelsea Slut

Please can we add Pia Mia - Do It Again to the FBC playlist because yes I want to do the one night stand again and be more then friends Masey

 

[MensaBarbie1985]

no the Grealish/McGuire mix up looks like someone I work with, have no idea who the creator is.

hahahaha I think I’ve lost the ability to read

 

[MrsGrealish]

I’d happily be a Chelsea Slut

Please can we add Pia Mia - Do It Again to the FBC playlist because yes I want to do the one night stand again and be more then friends Masey

Can we add, Will you love me tomorrow? Song about a one night stand.

 

[irishgal2013]

Epic recap. Can’t believe how fast these threads go.

 

[Tabbytiger]

Come out the gym and I’m already sweating
THEN I saw the muscley leg bike gif
Safe to say I’m absolutely drowning in buckets now

 

[nellyloz123]

Can we add, Will you love me tomorrow? Song about a one night stand.

Another one night stand song - Sam Fender - Will We Talk. I would be devastated if Mason didn’t talk to me the morning after

 

[MrsGrealish]

Another one night stand song - Sam Fender - Will We Talk. I would be devastated if Mason didn’t talk to me the morning after

I'd be straight to the Sun if he humped and dumped me.

 

[nellyloz123]

Does anyone absolutely melt when they hear Bad Bad Boy?! I can’t cope

I'd be straight to the Sun if he humped and dumped me.

Agree! If I’m not getting anything else from him then I’ll need a lil £10k to cheer me up

Another question after the slippery nipple picture appeared again and sorry if this has already been discussed. But do we think Mason shaves/waxes his chest?

 

[calmyourritas]

Just done the food shop and driven home… going to catch up now.

Off topic but is anyone else’s WhatsApp and Instagram completely down?! I can’t do anything

 

[nellyloz123]

Just done the food shop and driven home… going to catch up now.

Off topic but is anyone else’s WhatsApp and Instagram completely down?! I can’t do anything

Yes!!! Im so annoyed. There’s only so many times you can refresh Twitter 🥲

 

[calmyourritas]

Yes!!! Im so annoyed. There’s only so many times you can refresh Twitter 🥲

Okay I see now it’s the same for everyone else I thought my accounts had been banned for over sexualising

 

[nellyloz123]

Okay I see now it’s the same for everyone else I thought my accounts had been banned for over sexualising

I couldn’t get on Tattle at work. EE went down and I was genuinely heartbroken thinking it had been shut down

 

[GGina]

I couldn’t get on Tattle at work. EE went down and I was genuinely heartbroken thinking it had been shut down

Where would we over sexualise footballers without Tattle can't talk about Mason's bulge in the family groupchat

 

[Scuffed]

Okay I see now it’s the same for everyone else I thought my accounts had been banned for over sexualising

On the plus side my IG has frozen with that Chelsea prank video at the top of my feed. I’m not mad at it.

 

[nellyloz123]

This was posted on a Twitter bulge page earlier…

Pork Sword

 

[PunkRocker]

Excellent recap as always @calmyourritas
Spat out my brew at 'dick boinging out of his trousers' I am eagerly awaiting Mason's slut drop in the club so we get a similar treat. Happy to be on crotch watch!

 

[Tabbytiger]

Where would we over sexualise footballers without Tattle can't talk about Mason's bulge in the family groupchat

I’d consider giving it a good go.
My TV has a Tiktok app and I was flicking through it the other day while Mr TT’s brother was here.
His brother asked “Why does Mason Mount keep appearing so much?”
Errrrrrr no reason

 

[nellyloz123]

These Twitter pages are worse than us

These Twitter pages are worse than us

Own up ladies, which one of you runs this page?!

 

[Chani10]

Where would we over sexualise footballers without Tattle can't talk about Mason's bulge in the family groupchat

I could probably get away with talking about Kai's in my family's groupchat but yeah, not about Mason's so I clearly need you all

Ps: not sexualising