Mason Mount #16 We don't mind if it's roughly or gently, we'd just like to get ploughed in Mason's Bentley

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I’ve just ordered a McDonald’s and if they forget my dips like last time I’m gonna fucking riot
 
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God guys, you might fast! I was at a wedding yesterday and haven’t had time to catch up on this today - 39 pages to read
 
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Next to a photo of Dennis drawn by Shaun, aged 5 and a half
I’d love it if someone drew Maguire and Foden together. Might have to get one of my kids on it and get it sent in.
‘Oh look, it’s Dennis and Gnasher!’
 
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Here we go….

I’m currently feeling like a 5 because it’s 8pm on Sunday and the weekend is over

 
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I was reading the manuscript I'm working on and I see that the author decided to include the word "butterfingers". The laugh that came out of me didn't sound human
 
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Don’t think I’ve ever had a McDonalds and everything I’ve ordered has been in the bag. So slack
Read the first bit of that and nearly spat my tea out thinking you’d never had a McDonalds!!
 
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Here we go….

I’m currently feeling like a 5 because it’s 8pm on Sunday and the weekend is over

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Love this so much! Genuinely made my day! (Especially the footnote ) Currently feeling an 8 towards one of my boys who has just ‘announced’ his food tech practical has been moved to tomorrow
 
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