Marthashappilyeverafter #2

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A recipe book full of recipes with zero calories and tiny portions. “Now you can all be as gaunt as me!”
 
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Love that - told us she didn’t want to feature her kids and they are now modelling her awful aprons.
 
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Honestly could you possibly design a more dreary looking apron. More fool the mugs that buy them.
 
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What are these aprons she is flogging and who the hell has bought them? Jesus she used to seem fairly cool and now she’s trying to be some sort or Mary Berry.
 
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I think I’ve said it on a previous thread but it’s so funny. She’s trying to style herself as a new Mary Berry whilst Josh fancies himself as some sort of cool skater boi aka April Lavigne type many a year ago. Such a hilarious mish mash.
 
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She can try and act like lady of the manor all she wants but she’s only renting. Like could she afford to live that lifestyle if they’d bought somewhere as big as that…probably not. The money they got from the house sale must be dwindling massively on rent
 
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She can try and act like lady of the manor all she wants but she’s only renting. Like could she afford to live that lifestyle if they’d bought somewhere as big as that…probably not. The money they got from the house sale must be dwindling massively on rent
Oh wow so they sold a house to rent? Why??
 
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Cos it was more in keeping with her horse lifestyle. Her house before was in a cul de sac. People had to call her out on Instagram because she never explained the renting. She said in the comments it was a long term lease. Then Josh appeared on her stories frothing at the mouth about their privacy being invaded. This was around the time they vowed never to show the kids on Instagram again *cackles in hindsight*

I think her sister came on the last thread too at one point
 
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She was cagey trying to make out they bought that house. Then a local Tattler pointed out it was rented and they all came on and it kicked off. Was funny. Then little Joshy had his IG account confiscated by her 🤣
 
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She was cagey trying to make out they bought that house. Then a local Tattler pointed out it was rented and they all came on and it kicked off. Was funny. Then little Joshy had his IG account confiscated by her 🤣
I missed josh go doolally he used to appear on her page quite often even sitting on the loo he’d be there. Then it’s like he’s vanished 😂 it’s funny the shizzle people do for the gram. Why she sold that cottage was mind blowing it was gorgeous
 
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Is it just me that thinks it’s ironic how she’s always posting about recipes/cooking/feeding her family etc and yet she looks thinner than ever? That pic on stories today, honestly, she looks ill
 
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Is it just me that thinks it’s ironic how she’s always posting about recipes/cooking/feeding her family etc and yet she looks thinner than ever? That pic on stories today, honestly, she looks ill
I think it's more concerning than ironic but I get what you're saying.
 
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I think it's more concerning than ironic but I get what you're saying.
For someone who feels because she wants a glass of wine that she needs to go and do some exercise before, I will not be following her for recipes 🥴 it’s very concerning
 
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I think she’s so thin because she has to do such a lot of animal care. It’s physical work. She is run ragged, she’ll always be in a deficit.
But if she’s still thinking she needs to work off a glass of wine then… wow. Hope those little girls aren’t picking this up.

She was quite vocal about Josh wanting nothing to do with the ponies. He’s in the building trade though and they have a mega expensive lifestyle. I agree she’s very gaunt, could probably do with something taking off her plate if she’s unsupported by sk8r man child.
 
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