Married at first sight UK (MAFS) #5 Take your spoilers and eff off”

[crispycrunch]

Dogs got the horn again

He needs servicing

 

[okeydokey..]

I’m eating crunchy nut cornflakes now with my last glass of wine for today. This has really been a cracker of a Monday.

 

[Its_Me]

Ah I knew there was a little ghetto in my girl Chanita

 

[Tobodee]

ooooooo can’t wait for tmrw!! Intrigued to know why Alice and Thomas slagged off Chanita!

 

[Aussie]

He needs servicing

Or castration!

 

[Mizzdee]

Any bets Thomas is involved in the Chanita v April drama tomorrow

 

[crispycrunch]

ooooooo can’t wait for tmrw!! Intrigued to know why Alice and Thomas slagged off Chuanita.

Who's Alice??

"Alice Alice who the duck is Alice"

 

[Thank(space)you]

I actually thought Adrian was quite good, could teach Ritchie a thing or two

Re the report issue - maybe post in forum business if you think it's an issue.

 

[okeydokey..]

Who's Alice??

"Alice Alice who the duck is Alice"

YOU GOT THERE BEFORE ME DAMN ahahahahah

 

[Now I get it]

Aww no it’s Bake off day tomorrow I’ll be late

Bloody channel 4! They need to change the schedule so MAFS starts at 930!! I love bake off

 

[Its_Me]

ooooooo can’t wait for tmrw!! Intrigued to know why Alice and Thomas slagged off Chanita!

Alice I’m still struggling with the names tbf

 

[crispycrunch]

Or castration!

Don't be tight Dog just needs his doggies looking at

 

[Multi-21]

Dinner party already? We just had one!

This was the problem with the previous series, we didn't get to see enough of the couples on their own rather than in the group.

100% the U.K. version just crams everything in so close together there is no time to get to know anyone really. They just focus on the one issue each couple has and that’s all we see.

 

[okeydokey..]

I actually thought Adrian was quite good, could teach Ritchie a thing or two

Re the report issue - maybe post in forum business if you think it's an issue.

Thanks!!! I’ll give that a go

 

[breakfastattiffanys]

I'm still shook at basically seeing Kasia's hole to be honest.

 

[Facehugger]

All is becoming clear as to Kwame's reluctance to defrock the lovely Kasia.....

 

[Thank(space)you]

Also, early thread title suggestion/nomination
"Sexy Mr bloody is getting no foolishness"

I know it's ridiculously early but I never think of them so proud of my last brain cell for thinking of that

 

[Jackie Brown]

Wonder what vegan wine tastes like?

Probably beetroot.

 

[TangerineTango]

George coming over all Dad like 'that's enough drama girls'

 

[Tobodee]

Alice I’m still struggling with the names tbf

Who's Alice??

"Alice Alice who the duck is Alice"

duck sake! What’s her name then

edit: just seen it’s April. Both start with an A and have 5 letters so can everyone just chill