Married At First Sight UK #13 "This is my local park.... where I live."

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What in the bleeping duck is this tattoo on SPH’s arm. I thought his WiFi symbol was bad. Is it a bit like an Indonesian gods or something similar? Apologies for my ignorance if this is wrong!

Also because he’s a total prick I get the vibe off him he’s one of those dog owners who is totally entitled, lets them run off the lead in the countryside when it specifically says not to and there’s livestock about. Also will say they’re friendly when they start jumping up at you. Can’t stand those types.
It’s a Hannya mask tattoo - I think his is female?



 
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It’s a Hannya mask tattoo - I think his is female?



Omg how interesting, and almost spooky considering the symbolism:
“When a female character was deeply betrayed and found herself becoming obsessive or jealous, the Hannya mask was worn to showcase the internal change that had occurred, typically as a result of a husband’s infidelity or betrayal.” Literally Gemma and SPH!

I think someone from my old school got one like this and I thought it was a really poorly tatted devil at the time 😂 You learn something new every day.
 
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The first quarter of unveiled has literally just been Rosie Jones 😴
 
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So I forgot there was no episode today. And was watching MAFS Unveiled with AJ Odudu and its like they are trying to be Love Island Aftersun (which been been such a success loooool)

And all the jokes AJ told at the beginning were stolen off Twitter.

Gemma being her usual overly sexual self. Talking about sitting on Pete Wicks face and having a 3some with Rosie Jones 😲

Also she had a "sleepover" with Bob

This Bob (Bob and Gemma in photo)
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Not sure if anyone has posted about it yet but Kwame put a story up on Instagram explaining that he offered Kasia to come to his home privately without cameras. He didn’t want his street or his home filmed to protect his children 🤷🏻‍♀️
Kwame. Please get a full stop in there hunnybun. That was a mission to read 😂



ETA: lying in bed and just suddenly burst out laughing at SPH again. Shepherds Pie Head. You lot are bleeping comedy gold 🤣🤣
 
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I don't think the presenter or audience could understand Rosie. Great to have diversity and have people with disabilities represented but a guest who you can't understand is pointless.
 
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These 'aftershows' practically merge into one another. Mafsuk, Love Island etc. Its turning into cheap and lazy TV. Same set, programme running order, cut to witty audience with family members, bloody turnstile panel members. I have never found Rosie funny tbh and find when she's on a show like this she takes or is given, centre stage. I know a lot of comedians can be like this by nature, desperate for the attention, but it deceives the whole point of a panel. 🤷
 
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Rosie Jones just isn’t funny, unless I just don’t “get” her type of humour, her personality grates on me.
 
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Rosie Jones just isn’t funny, unless I just don’t “get” her type of humour, her personality grates on me.
Just sympathy laughs it feels like , got that vibe on big fat quiz of the year , even felt like the other people on the show were probably sick of her too
 
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What in the bleeping duck is this tattoo on SPH’s arm. I thought his WiFi symbol was bad. Is it a bit like an Indonesian gods or something similar? Apologies for my ignorance if this is wrong!

Also because he’s a total prick I get the vibe off him he’s one of those dog owners who is totally entitled, lets them run off the lead in the countryside when it specifically says not to and there’s livestock about. Also will say they’re friendly when they start jumping up at you. Can’t stand those types.
It's a hannya mask. It's a traditional Japanese tattoo. It's a pretty standard design.
 
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Roll on tomorrow lads !!!!!

Mafsa just watched the dinner party with Dan coming in with Carolina.. well 😭 amazing.
 
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I'm away on a work thing this week and I really hope people don't want to be socialising all night because I need to be in my hotel bed by 9pm watching MAFS with you guys 👀 plus I also hate socialising
 
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Honestly don't understand why they don't do subtitles for Rosie jones. It's pre-recorded so they should've been able to do it. She takes so long to tell the joke that it just falls flat. I hate a box ticking guest
 
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