Married At First Sight Australia Season 11 (E4 pace) #7 Don't get your tits in a tangle

[Bobby Chariot]

Richard's playing a game
I think Andrea will end up getting hurt again

 

[Miss Begotten]

How is Deeece coming over as the best husband?
It’s more confusing than Al learning how to work a washing machine.

 

[MooBelle]

I can't imagine sitting with my father and talking about his sex life.
Asked Mr Moo if he'd be happy to talk to our girls about his sex life and have it filmed for telly.
Colour drained from his face...

 

[IKickLikeKatya]

Ben is just making up shit. Ellie is very natural and whinging about her wearing make up is utter shit.

 

[Clovis]

Sara describing others as inappropriate while wearing that dress is a vibe.

 

[Noppa]

I’m on the Tim bandwagon, he’s fit

And I love Cassandra

 

[malibu skies]

I think I might actually dislike her even more than beetroot face.

Why choose when you can hate them both with the same level of intensity? My motto for the foreseeable

 

[Diagnosis123]

Hawt

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

I’m getting bored let’s move on. Where is Tim man and the cowardly lion having a fight on the yellow brick road

thread suggestion: the wizard of aus…… Tim man and the cowardly lion, good witch Lucinda.

 

[Now I get it]

Tori is a silly cow pass it on

 

[Latetotheparty]

Pull her up John!

 

[HotDawg]

A food chain!!!!! What an absolute bitch. Where have they found these people?!

Based on that comment, I shall say she and Jack deserve each other.

 

[Rainbow Blossom]

Tori is just ridiculous. Giving it the big balls, acting like she’s cool as a cucumber with all those confrontations, but the red rash all over her neck and chest tells a different story

It was nice to see Lucinda and old Tim be in such a good place last night. I really can’t see them ever becoming a couple but I think they will be good friends.

Eden has ruined her face but so has Sara! The weird duck face she was making while talking to someone on the sofas was creasing me! They spoil themselves, and make themselves look so much older, it’s such a shame.

 

[malibu skies]

I can’t wait to see my man tonight

 

[aimzalicious]

@malibu skies post suggested Lucinda's dad's bonkers phrase as the title

Please no spoilers or hints of what's going to happen. If you've watched the Aus one (which is 4 weeks ahead, I believe) there is a seperate thread here:

MAFS Australia season 11 (Australian pace) #1 oh s... here we go again

Happy new season everyone !! The first episode aired yesterday. I looked for a new thread, but there isn't one. For the UK readers who clicked on the thread by mistake: THIS IS GOING TO BE ON AUSTRALIAN PACE BEWARE OF SPOILERS

tattle.life

 

[Noppa]

Tori hates this. Good, fuck her

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

He’s making it look like he’s calming her look at his smug face.

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

Oh here’s the hands of Jack, come to reign her back in, can’t get her mouthing off too much and everyone reminding them about the shit at their door

 

[TwooTwooTwitTwitTwoo]

Should I ever date again, I'm beginning to have confidence in my judgement and ability to spot a creep. The downside of that is the realisation that 98% of men are creeps, which puts me even further off they idea of dating. I'm going to die alone with 49 cats.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

He’s putting that on to guilt trip her into shagging him again I know your game Dusty Dick.