Sorry but What is vanilla kinky?
Married At First Sight Australia (MAFSA) S8 #5 - RIP Johnnys blue balls, gone but not forgotten
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Ooohhh you up to twit face!
I'm just so genuinely terrified and sad for Melissa.
Bec is just vile. Apple doesn't fall far from the tree in that family.
Bec is just vile. Apple doesn't fall far from the tree in that family.
I donβt buy it. Vanilla kinky = vanilla but we want to look cool
Perhaps they meant vanilla knittyI donβt buy it. Vanilla kinky = vanilla but we want to look cool
we all know Belinda loves a crotchet hotpant !
Just caught up- I donβt think thereβs actually any couples I like anymore 
(maybe Johnny and Kerry).
Patrick is a weirdo
Belinda seriously needs to stop buying clothes in the kiddy section and wear something with more fabric.
Booka is a twit why the hell did Brett stay
Bec is also a twit
Gonzo is an even bigger twit
Melissa seriously needs some psychological help and therapy after this, I hope they are intervening behind the scenes!
(maybe Johnny and Kerry). Patrick is a weirdo
Belinda seriously needs to stop buying clothes in the kiddy section and wear something with more fabric.
Booka is a twit why the hell did Brett stay
Bec is also a twit
Gonzo is an even bigger twit
Melissa seriously needs some psychological help and therapy after this, I hope they are intervening behind the scenes!
Belinda showcases her outfits on her Instagram and also puts up clips of her drawing her fashion designs.
She has more than one crochet hot pants set
She has more than one crochet hot pants set
All stocked up for tonight and until Friday hopefully 
@Shesaidwhat look at the salted caramel beauty 
I did think of you as I was deciding whether to go with stick my toffee or salted caramel 
says serves 4, as if
@Shesaidwhat look at the salted caramel beauty I did think of you as I was deciding whether to go with stick my toffee or salted caramel says serves 4, as if Attachments
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Generally loving your work here but I've got an alternative read on Melissa.Just caught up- I donβt think thereβs actually any couples I like anymore
Patrick is a weirdo
Belinda seriously needs to stop buying clothes in the kiddy section and wear something with more fabric.
Booka is a twit why the hell did Brett stay
Bec is also a twit
Gonzo is an even bigger twit
Melissa seriously needs some psychological help and therapy after this, I hope they are intervening behind the scenes!
Cant overlook that Melissa is a workplace trainer so will have a lot of experience in "stranger groups" environments and associated psychology. Have suffered through too many sphincter shrivelling ice-breakers and role-playing scenarios at team building sessions set by these gits - professional manipulators
. Melissa will get whatever outcome she wants from this - I'd put money on it!If Bryce wasn't such a prick, I might be tempted to be nervous for him
Ooooo guys Iβve got Friday nights and Monday nights to catch up on, along with all your wonderful running commentary
I don't think Melissa is half as ' vulnerable ' as she's portraying herself to be. There is definitely a snipey side to her that occasionally she let's surface! What she sees in Bryce is a mystery tbh...he comes across as a stroppy teenager!Generally loving your work here but I've got an alternative read on Melissa.
Cant overlook that Melissa is a workplace trainer so will have a lot of experience in "stranger groups" environments and associated psychology. Have suffered through too many sphincter shrivelling ice-breakers and role-playing scenarios at team building sessions set by these gits - professional manipulators
If Bryce wasn't such a prick, I might be tempted to be nervous for him
Was a bit disappointed Jake didn't speak up when Bryce called Bec a bully..definitely lost a bit of his shine for me the way he just sat there in silence
Super organisedAll stocked up for tonight and until Friday hopefully
I want cake now 
I thought he said boner, and she was saying that she saw it
I haven't had custard in years - might pick some up after workJoin the dark side and get some cake with custard
do me proud with a good cake, no pressureI haven't had custard in years - might pick some up after work
Look at that haulAll stocked up for tonight and until Friday hopefully
I'll only be watching the first 30 mins tonight then switching to Bake Off
Lots of crunching thereAll stocked up for tonight and until Friday hopefully
Look at that haul
I'll only be watching the first 30 mins tonight then switching to Bake Off
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