Married At First Sight Australia (MAFSA) S8 #5 - RIP Johnnys blue balls, gone but not forgotten

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Booka is overreacting imo. Can’t believe she’s still going on about it
 
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I’m feeling completely inadequate as I have achieved precisely sod all today and everyone on here is smashing it ( congrats )
On the other hand, I have cake, so no fucks to give.
We made it through Monday and got here on time - that's a great achievement ❤
 
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It’s been 4 bleeping minutes and a break already?!
Anyway, Brett is giving me these vibes tonight
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We made it through Monday and got here on time - that's a great achievement ❤
That’s an excellent point. If I make it to the end of the week without running amok in Sainsburys or going bananas on the bus I’m going to reward myself with (more) wine. And another cake.
 
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Not to mention all the ways of saying they shagged 🤣 or in Patrick's case hand movements 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m still traumatised from the hand movements 🤢 you know, from when they were intimate/went to second base/took the next step
 
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That’s an excellent point. If I make it to the end of the week without running amok in Sainsburys or going bananas on the bus I’m going to reward myself with (more) wine. And another cake.
I'll be here for Moral wine support 🤣🥂
 
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This forum really gets a bad name. But can I just say you lot are so bloody lovely ❤
 
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