He literally copies Anastasia but then waits two-three weeks when no ones even talking about the new crap menu McDonalds are regurgitating.
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He's irrelevant now. Poor guy could do with a job as well as YouTube because clearly his channel isn't going anywhere. Such a shame because I loved him at the start and he seems like a lovely guy! Mind you I also used to like Zoe and now can't stand her so
Do we think Mark is actually as ditzy as he seems on his videos? He has to be putting it on a bit at least.
Problem is with the “ditzy Mark” thing he does is that he’ll be 40 in less than ten years and is he really going to keep vlogging his food binges and toilet behaviours?
He’s too thick to read an autocue or be a presenter, so he can’t transition into TV.
He can’t write or string a sentence together so journalism or a columnist is out.
That leaves a “normal job” of which he’s utterly useless and inexperienced in, missing out on a work history during his 20s and early 30s.
I honestly pity him. His fall from grace is going to be messy.
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What was Mark's normal job ?
I remember that a couple of years ago he went into a Matalan with Zoe and said that he used to work there.
Maybe they’ll take him back?
Did anyone else cringe their way through the new MF video of his “flat tour”?
I mean Jesus bleeping Christ, he went on like he’s spent years acquiring rare pieces of art and antique furniture “never did I ever think I’d be able to afford something from Oliver Bonas”. Honestly this man is 30!! No one under 25 hangs ghastly quote prints on their walls unless they’re Julie Stanton.
The cheap “art decor” tat and greasy finger-marked crap filling his flat pack shelves, the dirty kitchen with cupboards filled with half used jars of coffee, the bathrooms cluttered with women’s cosmetics, perfumes and body products. This man needs a long hard look in the mirror if he ever wants a long term relationship and children!
And can he please please STOP talking about his bloated stomach, bowels and toilets habits in every video.
I mean Jesus bleeping Christ, he went on like he’s spent years acquiring rare pieces of art and antique furniture “never did I ever think I’d be able to afford something from Oliver Bonas”. Honestly this man is 30!! No one under 25 hangs ghastly quote prints on their walls unless they’re Julie Stanton.
The cheap “art decor” tat and greasy finger-marked crap filling his flat pack shelves, the dirty kitchen with cupboards filled with half used jars of coffee, the bathrooms cluttered with women’s cosmetics, perfumes and body products. This man needs a long hard look in the mirror if he ever wants a long term relationship and children!
And can he please please STOP talking about his bloated stomach, bowels and toilets habits in every video.
Can't stand him now maybe he can be an assistant to zoe and her friend nala
“I love massive things I can just hold” oh, Mark.
He can do her anal glands
Will be the closest he ever gets to anal ngl.Who, Zoe's?
I don’t know what he wants us, as an audience, to feel about it. Impressed? It’s like a student flat.
so I never really watch his videos, but I am bored and wanted an excuse to be a witch about someone's home decor choices. How the hell does he constantly mispronounce words?! it is SO irritating, has he always been like this? or just trying to be "quirky"?
They both come accross as if they are about 14!
It’s also beyond embarrassing how he’s pronouncing a scent called “Seychelles” as “seashells”.... claiming he got it wrong before but now knows how to pronounce it correctly.... and agree all the decor is tacky
It’s also beyond embarrassing how he’s pronouncing a scent called “Seychelles” as “seashells”.... claiming he got it wrong before but now knows how to pronounce it correctly.... and agree all the decor is tacky
It’s also beyond embarrassing how he’s pronouncing a scent called “Seychelles” as “seashells”.... claiming he got it wrong before but now knows how to pronounce it correctly.... and agree all the decor is tacky