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Kinder Bueno cake, double cheeseburgers (specifically 9 per guest) Henry westons a plenty and instead of a first dance a nice showing of challengersBeauts! We all need to buy hats!! It's going to be the tattle wedding of the year!! I'm so excited! I wonder what the cake will look like? Will he stick with tradition and wear white? Oh my god @Venom so so many Photoshop possibilities!I will definitely cry! I always cry at weddings.
So if I’m reading this right he’s booked a trip to Paris to stalk some unsuspecting French man who had to flee the country after they hooked up
Looks like he’s sobered up and remembered how to type anyway
Posting pics of him and L in his stories and also saying he's going to become Mr Garcia 
L Garcia is his French lover then.. Sounds more Spanish to me, I wonder if L even knows they are going to be starting a new life in Paris together in 12 days 
L Garcia is his French lover then.. Sounds more Spanish to me, I wonder if L even knows they are going to be starting a new life in Paris together in 12 days For the day that’s in it…
This is bleeping hilarious #lebullshit
#lebullshitCan you make it say marcus Garcia please
Do we think the " Marcus in Gay Paris" could be 2024's equivalent of the Travelodge era?? 
Sid's getting him put on a WATCH list as we speak
Sid's getting him put on a WATCH list as we speak Haha
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(Marcus Garcia
Finished with masturbating, ready for gay sex with my boyfriend, Mr Garcia)
How has he gone from being incoherent and not spelling a single word correctly….to 20 minutes later being normal
This will be marcus on the plane to Paris pretending to be pished and telling the flight attendants he is Mr Garcia
Pulling the wedding bell 5 times a day
It’s so fake! He’s so thick as tit.How has he gone from being incoherent and not spelling a single word correctly….to 20 minutes later being normal
I bet he sits there typing with his eyes shut thinking ‘this’ll fool them’ then ten minutes later he’s forgotten
I hate it when Mr gracia posts this kind of stuff like 'just you wait' as if he is someone who always keeps his word. He literally posts so much about things he's going to do and none of it ever happens.. London trip for example.. And who remembers when he set a date for his demise a few years ago
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Oh we are going to shoot through this thread as quick as Marcus' first marriage.
Omfg Marcus aka Martha is moving to France! He must have only met this guy in the last few hours? He was gonna be forever single about 7pm
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Sorry Monsieur Garcia, got his name wrong. 