I can't wait for none of this to ever happen, including the Paris trip, and for marcus to never mention any of it ever again and get annoyed when people ask about it.
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Instead of “I’m looking for a guy in finance, trust fund, 6”5 blue eyes” MM’s version is “I’m looking for a guy in France, benefit claim, 6”5 no yellow eyes” (remember the whole yellow eyes/liver disease fiasco) 
Marcus trying to seduce his French boyfriend wearing his Poundland T shirt like
At least we all know where to go to top up our tans for the big day beauts… do we think a new communal would be a suitable wedding gift?I believe it with my whole heart 🥹 and I've already bought a new outfit that I can't return beaut so this realllly needs to happen. I'm wearing pale blue, I hope I don't clash with Sid's mother of the bride look
Marthcus will be sat outside in a French bus shelter waiting for the love of his life who served him a thatchers on the one occasion
Well I did not expect to stumble in on this madness. Gutted the wedding was all a hoax, was looking forward to a right good piss up with our Sidders and Utterly Butterly 
At least we all know where to go to top up our tans for the big day beauts… do we think a new communal would be a suitable wedding gift?
This bleeping wedding better be happening I just bought a KFC tracksuit off boohoo with klana for this tit show, he better not let me down.
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Garcia wouldn't wanna be ya!!!
Garcia wouldn't wanna be ya!!!
Anyone know if they sell Strongbow dark fruits in Gay Paris…asking for a friend! 
What in the mail order bride did I miss?! Is the wedding on? Is it off? He seems to have confused himself by his own bullshit.
I can’t wait to see the ring!!
Oh beauts, you lot are funny fuckers. Waiting for a Marcus Garcia post soundtracked with ‘Non, je ne regrette rien’ by Edith Piaf with him crying and stomping round the streets of Camborne.
Shame as I was looking forward to the wedding favours, which I’d heard were Wetherspoons mayo sachets.
Shame as I was looking forward to the wedding favours, which I’d heard were Wetherspoons mayo sachets.
Marcus Garcia - see ya, wouldn't wana be ya!
Putting in the hard yards for the DWP. He’ll need a holiday after all that effort 
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Haha oh duck off Marcus. In my lowest of lows not once did I post on Facebook saying "sorry guys I'm really depressed. Struggled to get of bed today LOL" This boy must be a psychologist's wet dream.
Who knew you could be so socially aware mid physcotic breakdown
Bit of a theme going on isn't there.. Around lunchtime start posting unhinged crazy crap all day then in the morning delete it all and apologise and blame it on mental health..
It's almost as if it's all completely put on for the cameras
It's almost as if it's all completely put on for the cameras
Putting in the hard yards for the DWP. He’ll need a holiday after all that effort
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The pubs don't start selling booze till middayBit of a theme going on isn't there.. Around lunchtime start posting unhinged crazy crap all day then in the morning delete it all and apologise and blame it on mental health..
It's almost as if it's all completely put on for the cameras