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So has Paris, the wedding and his happy ever after not happened?
@elliebellieboo hope you’re ok? Haven’t seen you in a while. Hope Marcus hasn’t eaten you 
It’s funny I was just thinking about her this morning too! She hasn’t posted since Valentine’s Day, maybe Mr Boo is still riding her!!@elliebellieboo hope you’re ok? Haven’t seen you in a while. Hope Marcus hasn’t eaten you
We need detective Boo on the case #whereismarcus
So the media is making out France is rioting because the far right are gaining traction politically but I smell bullshit, think they're recreating the burning pitchfork French revolution, man the barricades actions again because they heard a rumour that Big Mitch is in town.
Oh my god!!! Did you beauts not get your invites?? Did you not attend the gay Parisian wedding of the year? I couldn't tell because I didn't know what you look like and I was so busy dealing with Marcus' bridezilla requests. I can't believe he wouldn't invite you, i suspect Sid got jealous and intercepted those invites and used the envelopes for the bridesmaids bouquets instead. Anyway, it was a beautiful ceremony and as they drove away to their honeymoon in a car I'd tied tins to, I shed a tear beauts. Our boy is all grown up and a married women now. 
But has he eaten?? 🥹
But has he eaten?? 🥹I was there beaut, but I was on the catering team, had to sign full disclosure for the event of the year. I was the one looking like Mrs Overall dishing out the Thatchers and fried eggs.Oh my god!!! Did you beauts not get your invites?? Did you not attend the gay Parisian wedding of the year? I couldn't tell because I didn't know what you look like and I was so busy dealing with Marcus' bridezilla requests. I can't believe he wouldn't invite you, i suspect Sid got jealous and intercepted those invites and used the envelopes for the bridesmaids bouquets instead. Anyway, it was a beautiful ceremony and as they drove away to their honeymoon in a car I'd tied tins to, I shed a tear beauts. Our boy is all grown up and a married women now.
Had to get security though to our boy and his dad when Rich punched the glowing bride and had to use some scaffolding poles to pry Marcus's hands from his father's throat.
Apart from that, everything went well. Sid made a lovely Mother Of The Bride. Her eye makeup was on point.
That was you? Probably more of us there than I realised beaut 🫢
Yeah beaut. Had my shaky hands and side walk when I was serving the Thatchers, Mrs Overall style, soaked some local dignitaries but calmed myself down with twenty chain smoked Lambert and Butler hanging out my mouth at dinner service. Sorry if you were one of the guests who got fag ash on your egg and peas. It was an emotional, classy affair.
I sadly couldn’t be there in person but I hope everyone enjoyed the floral tribute I sent depicting Marcus shitting in a bush
I hope everyone enjoyed their wedding favours, Marthacus generously gifted everyone a copy of his 2021 calendar and a horror dvd (used).
Thought he let the side down a bit tbh beaut. Was outside noshing off the local dealer for a bump and got caught with the vicar. Crunchy Locks told his new husband Andy Garcia and he ripped the pocket right off his wedding dress. But they made up so all is well in Gay Paree for now.
Quite disappointed not to have received a lil’ piece of the pocket 🥲
Best wedding favour ever !!!!
Marcus is misbehaving again 
I’m gutted I couldn’t make it to the wedding beauts. My mum wouldn’t give me any money. I told her to duck my dead nan’s bleep and threw my iPad at her. Might murder her boyfriend later. Sounds like a grand time was had by all though. Cant Wait for Mr and Mrs Garcia to start popping out babies! Do you think they went to Tenerife for the honeymoon?
You should have lashed coke bottles at the wall as well Beaut, swallowed Nytol and smeared yourself in stolen mayonnaise and she would have known you meant business.