"MARCUS don't you dare get on that plane" . Sid better ruin this on us.
Eta that should say *better Not .
Eta that should say *better Not .
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Will he ever make it to the Eiffel Tower?
Come on Marcus, where's your will power?
When you get there you must keep calm,
Otherwise you'll come face to face with a Gendarme.
Just think of trying local food like Le Big Mac!
Pack that Nirvana tracksuit in your rucksack.
Get on the ferry, take the flight.
Drink le vin and challenge a lampost to a fight.
Come on Marcus, where's your will power?
When you get there you must keep calm,
Otherwise you'll come face to face with a Gendarme.
Just think of trying local food like Le Big Mac!
Pack that Nirvana tracksuit in your rucksack.
Get on the ferry, take the flight.
Drink le vin and challenge a lampost to a fight.
Au Revoir Marcus
Va te faire fautre alors (translation - off you duck then)
Va te faire fautre alors (translation - off you duck then)
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on the plane as we speak beauts
He’s exactly the sort of person who takes everything literally; “if you’re ever in France you should visit me”
Marcus books the first flight he can, hands in his notice and the keys to his flat
Marcus books the first flight he can, hands in his notice and the keys to his flat
Pardonnez moi?
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Just a reminder that this was less than 24 hours ago
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Sacrè bleu ! He's taken a french lover and is leaving us! 🥹
He's gonna be on living the dream, lying on french silk being fed truffles with a view of the Eiffel tower. #blessed
He's gonna be on living the dream, lying on french silk being fed truffles with a view of the Eiffel tower. #blessed
It’s all put on! Slap bang in all the stories is one perfectly written. I wish this was real but he’s just a boring attention seeking manipulative bleep !
I know there's more chance of Scotland winning the Euros (sorry to any Scottish beauts 
) but I really do want him to go to Paris 
) but I really do want him to go to Paris 
Will he take the pocket to Paris now that he has a french beau?
Bet Hannah looks at her phone and is like “for fucks sake what now”
My dream would be that she has an argument with him and spilt the tea on here but I think she’s probably too nice for that, she comes across like a good person, too good for Marcus
I personally cannot wait for him to be homeless in ParisHe didn’t even have the balls to move to London
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She’s paid to be nice to Marcus
when I tell you I ripped the charger from my OH’s phone (on 8%) and ran here after his stories
He’s getting married?
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Be a shame if dwp found the steps with Marcus account? Just checked and it’s still live and walking 6 miles a day sounds like someone who is managing quite well
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“Paint me like one of your French girls”
(Apologies that my photoshops will never be as good as the boys)
(Apologies that my photoshops will never be as good as the boys)
How has he gone from saying he’ll never find his soul mate 6 hours ago to running away to Paris with a man who is apparently L????