He’ll pull it off if he tries to do anymore !!!
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Just checking in. The Fatfud hasn't surfaced then?
Hmm
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Think he's been put into the clink where he's regaling the other lags with tales of his great gay sex love affair, his murder spree, his strangulation of his father, his life on the lam with the bed runner and wanted posters/calendars plastered over all the offies. His beautiful sister Amy Jane, his twin brother (can't remember his name), his pet sloth Sid and his pal crunchy locks with the flammable hair and his life as a road man rapper Baddie Boo.
Hmm
.Think he's been put into the clink where he's regaling the other lags with tales of his great gay sex love affair, his murder spree, his strangulation of his father, his life on the lam with the bed runner and wanted posters/calendars plastered over all the offies. His beautiful sister Amy Jane, his twin brother (can't remember his name), his pet sloth Sid and his pal crunchy locks with the flammable hair and his life as a road man rapper Baddie Boo.
Sound like it coukd be a book series beautJust checking in. The Fatfud hasn't surfaced then?
Hmm
Think he's been put into the clink where he's regaling the other lags with tales of his great gay sex love affair, his murder spree, his strangulation of his father, his life on the lam with the bed runner and wanted posters/calendars plastered over all the offies. His beautiful sister Amy Jane, his twin brother (can't remember his name), his pet sloth Sid and his pal crunchy locks with the flammable hair and his life as a road man rapper Baddie Boo.
He’s on 275 now. Sneaky little witch is lurking.
A private life is a happy life as Marcus prepares to become a wife 
also says close to a cemetery
God he’ll do anything to get out of going to Paris 
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And get out of working!God he’ll do anything to get out of going to Paris
Back in his running era
Can’t believe he’s exclusively communicating with us via Cornwall live now 
Rollin', Rollin', Rollin' on embankmentsRunning, not rolling ? May not be our man
god I miss fat drunk Marcus who shat in bushes, thought rick astley died in 1937, and wore a Travelodge turban while pretending he had a twin.
Afternoon twattlers! I wonder if he’s picked out a stunning 3 piece Greggs blue and white number to show off his stunning new physique
Beaut I've had a full spay tan, I've wrapped a toaster, I've bought a confetti cannon, I'm beginning to get a bad feeling about this... And I'm the maid of honour!
Bring back Babushka 🥲
Marcus is that you hun is he running to Paris ?
and a kfc tracksuit from temu
awesome!Who’s behind this strike of genius to get him to come out the woodwork?
