Marcus Mitchell #76 One hallucination a day keeps the job centre at bay. 🥳 🍻

[wishlistofcrapreturns]

There’s a national express station in Falmouth…..

 

[nichew]

There’s a national express station in Falmouth…..

Here’s hoping beaut

 

[wishlistofcrapreturns]

Here’s hoping beaut

I think what he’s done is go to Falmouth missed the last bus and not got enough to get home. It happens, i have done Similar when I was early 20s but a call to my dad and a lot of him saying “for fucks sake” and all was sorted, didn’t do it again like and had to pay for petrol when I got paid.The fact that Sid is allowing her extremely autistic, on psychotic meds, son to just duck off and get pissed for the day with no concern and not arrange to collect him says all we need to know about his disability claim. He’s more capable than dwp think!

also I get he’s a pain but Sid or rich need to go and get him really that’s just what parents do
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Yes as thought he’s missed the bus, only us now would get him to a train station until the morning snd taxi is expensive

 

[pussygolightly]

I think what he’s done is go to Falmouth missed the last bus and not got enough to get home. It happens, i have done Similar when I was early 20s but a call to my dad and a lot of him saying “for fucks sake” and all was sorted, didn’t do it again like and had to pay for petrol when I got paid.The fact that Sid is allowing her extremely autistic, on psychotic meds, son to just duck off and get pissed for the day with no concern and not arrange to collect him says all we need to know about his disability claim. He’s more capable than dwp think!

also I get he’s a pain but Sid or rich need to go and get him really that’s just what parents do
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Yes as thought he’s missed the bus, only us now would get him to a train station until the morning snd taxi is expensive

He’s a grown adult ! Why should his parents have to drop everything and go running after him . He got himself there , he’s perfectly capable of getting himself home

 

[wishlistofcrapreturns]

Well, they probably would if it was a one off and he had got himself stuck, it happens! It’s probably the fact there is a new caper every week though. Although the way Sid goes on about his mental health and disability you would think she would be rushing to get him. I’m a parent and I would just want my kid safe even if he’s a pain in the arse.

wouldn't surprise me if he turns up today with more stolen nhs goods as he seems the type to call an ambulance rather than a taxi!

 

[Lalalalaaaaaa85]

Beauts I can feel another green NHS blanket getting robbed from A&E

NHS blanket fart if you need help!

 

[CossieTassles]

Wonder why he didn’t just walk. He loves a walk.

 

[Lalalalaaaaaa85]

If anyone sells him a kitten they deserve the death penalty I swear. I’ll do it myself

 

[HeyBabes]

If anyone sells him a kitten they deserve the death penalty I swear. I’ll do it myself

Oh god is he going on about getting a cat again? I will personally walk to Camborne myself and take the cat off him. He’s an absolute danger to any animal and shouldn’t be allowed a houseplant let alone a pet

 

[Not_A_Troll]

He ended up paying £70 for a taxi home and now pondering where to go for lunch today
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“Look, I’m still skinny, I’ll never get fat again”

Two seconds later…

“I’m not talking about my weight, duck off”

 

[Stripper Vicar]

Better late than never but heres his “drunken” story from last night

I don’t believe he was drunk i think he wanted the attention of being drunk, alone and stranded.

tit stain little wanker

 

[Not_A_Troll]

Better late than never but heres his “drunken” story from last night

I don’t believe he was drunk i think he wanted the attention of being drunk, alone and stranded.

tit stain little wanker

Proof that he isn’t an alcoholic, he just wants to be one for the attention

 

[Stripper Vicar]

So he must have full control of his benefits now to be spending the way he does? Cos in the TL days he had his paypal up constantly. I still don’t understand how he has so much disposable cash?

 

[JulesC]

Proof that he isn’t an alcoholic, he just wants to be one for the attention

 

[pussygolightly]

Why does he need to ask what time to go to the gym … just get up and funking go

 

[ladymanc221]

Because he has got nothing else beaut its all ME, ME, ME no new ideas, he couldn't influence a dead dog it's all the same attention seeking tit and boring drivel!! C'mon Marcus get writing that Prison Penpal letter to Joe Exotic - he's got Cocaine and Tigers (big cats)

 

[Not_A_Troll]

Please keep going until you disappear completely

 

[HeyBabes]

Please keep going until you disappear completely

Fuuuuuck ooooooff Marcus.

 

[Stripper Vicar]

bleep bucket i hope he falls flat on his ugly face at the gym and loses the rest of his teeth
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[ladymanc221]

I prefer pissed up Michelin Man this Marcus is a selfish triggering ****!!