Marcus Mitchell #72 Teeth as crooked as his benefit claim! 🫠

[EnglebertHumperdinksDog]

He would have been better going self catering or half board somewhere a bit cuter and nicer if this is how he is going to NOT eat and drink !
We were all inclusive last year and they had "diet corner" but even in the main buffet there was meat, fish, rice, potatoes, salad, veg....
But I'm an old married parent!
When I was his age I was either travelling alone and getting absolute mortal and friendly with the locals OR on holiday with friends ... absolutely mortal and getting friendly with everyone and anyone

 

[writteninthestars]

That poor duck working in the hotel.. anyone know how to say run for your life in Spanish

 

[Venom]

He would have been better going self catering or half board somewhere a bit cuter and nicer if this is how he is going to NOT eat and drink !
We were all inclusive last year and they had "diet corner" but even in the main buffet there was meat, fish, rice, potatoes, salad, veg....
But I'm an old married parent!
When I was his age I was either travelling alone and getting absolute mortal and friendly with the locals OR on holiday with friends ... absolutely mortal and getting friendly with everyone and anyone

yes, when i'm away i hoover up the buffet, and make sure to have an extra helping of sausage with the local men ffs making myself sound like a massive manslag here aren't I

 

[Justhereforthegossip1]

Got his eye on one of the barmen by the looks of his story, don't think he'd go anywhere near your crusty leathery saggy lobster looking wrinkles Marcus

 

[Venom]

that poor man is there anyway we can warn him/ phone the hotel ? we've all seen the consequences of what happens when this bleep becomes obsessed with someone

 

[VC10]

It may be like Carry On Abroad ; the bed crashes through the ceiling, etc....
Plaster dust everywhere

 

[Stripper Vicar]

yes, when i'm away i hoover up the buffet, and make sure to have an extra helping of sausage with the local men ffs making myself sound like a massive manslag here aren't I

You sound like my sort of friend

 

[Mycatismad]

Do you think he actually flirts with guys? I reckon he just stares creepily and follows them around

Like a predatory orange woodlouse
(Except woodlice are beneficial to the planet)

 

[EnglebertHumperdinksDog]

That staff member is going to be counting the days till check out .....

 

[Venom]

as seen in the lanzarote waterpark

 

[Stripper Vicar]

as seen in the lanzarote waterpark
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Please submit that to the facebook group he is in

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Yep, he's stalking his next victim.

 

[Miss Chin-Chin]

Same beaut, I know how it is, I did all that too, and that’s why I find his current attitude disgusting. Playing at having an ED, this is definitely his lowest incarnation of himself and frankly he should be utterly ashamed of himself. The stupid bleep has no idea what it’s really like, and certainly wouldn’t be advertising it and down-playing it for his arse licking insta folllowers to see.

Been there too beauts. It feels like the most shameful secret in the world that you’d do literally *anything* to hide from people. Not flaunt it on social media because you have absolutely no personality and can’t think of a single other thing to post about to get attention. Even on bleeping holiday - he could be making great content, but all he can do is talk about his weight. Boring, useless sack of tit.

 

[Miss Chin-Chin]

Realistically, he’s got the views
Live on a treadmill, viewers dropping by the minute. What a head

 

[JulesC]

State of it! He’s so delulu thinking he’ll ever get laid

 

[Not_A_Troll]

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State of it! He’s so delulu thinking he’ll ever get laid

Bloody hell, I’m in my late 40s and he looks older than me!

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

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State of it! He’s so delulu thinking he’ll ever get laid

He's the only person who I've ever seen to get uglier as they've lost weight! Usually it's the opposite!
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Now he's filming himself in the gym. I thought he said he never ate breakfast yesterday? Well, if he wants to lose weight/maintain weight then that's the worst breakfast to possibly have!

 

[Norfolking Good]

Don’t forget he has a special brand of autism that is directly correlated to likes on IG and a poor memory of what he can and can’t tolerate

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Once again. Every last one of you who told him to buck his ideas up and stop crying on live, battering his mom and threatening to kill himself should hang your heads in shame. Bunch of pricks of a bastard.

 

[Stripper Vicar]

Once again. Every last one of you who told him to buck his ideas up and stop crying on live, battering his mom and threatening to kill himself should hang your heads in shame. Bunch of pricks of a bastard.

We need some local scally to take this bleep down @elliebellieboo know anyone