Marcus Mitchell #7 A 30% chance of survival

[katieeleanor]

Wow well this is like a soap opera, I’m trying to convince my sister to join and read. The thread was amazing as it was, but first the ex best friend joins and spills all the tea. Then someone with a fake account starts trolling us and claims to be Marcus. Next up special guest another ex friend.
What a rollercoaster, but I’m loving every second

 

[daddygoose999]

Hard for him to keep up with this and the people he's got hidden in his cellar

Nice guess, not in the cellar! I’ll never spill the beans on where the bodies are…!

 

[Mouth ache]

Did you and marcus spoon after the rave?

 

[tuesdayaddams]

Mornin' Beauts! Long time lurker first time poster. The resurfacing of the live has got me worried that Tom will back out of today's appearance! Refereeing every twenty at my desk.

 

[Mouth ache]

@daddygoose999 whats his mum like? Does he smell of cheese and belly buttons?

 

[Mrsfifi]

I have just read the whooooole thread - WOW! Was on Beggy Lambs thread and someone recommended Bumhole’s thread so I read that - also WOW - and someone on Bumhole’s thead recommended this little fatty twatty’s thread! I have been non stop reading for about a week good job I’m stuck at home with covid and have fack all else to do innit? Thank you all for such a perfect thread!
Adelllllllllle you seem fabulous. I’m glad you’re here and are out of the sweaty little grip of stabbacus
As you were, beauts

 

[Itsokshweetaaat]

This thread has had me absolutely bowel-ing with laughter.

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

Marcus is going to be in meltdown central after finding out amy is out of the bag…you know how he was when Tom said ‘how did we meet Marcus’
Explains his reaction. He is going to feel how Alex Reid felt when Roxanne was outed

 

[Cojoco]

LOL

‘Don’t. don’t you follow me?
You know I don’t believe it when you say you’ve never seen me’
Dont, don’t you know me
You know I don’t believe it I’m practically insta royalty’

"It's much to late to find. This time Ive totally lost my mind. I better eat a carvery or we will both be sorrrrry"

 

[carlsberg22]

I know. He stabs him self in the belly with a bottle of bud. She's in the next room but somehow doesn't notice? Whilst her sons in hospital being operated on she's stuffing flowers in envelopes and calling them envelope bouquets and days later she's his rock?

You cannot move past the “envelope bouquets” can you?

 

[Sominxo]

Ignore me found your update but I need to know what flavour it was

Floral bouquet. Half of a bottle of the stuff that is like the wee bottles of zo flora. It’s not funny I’m so scared I’m going to die and not find out what Marcus does next.

 

[KJ-2022]

Marcus has no money? But he’s a social media influencer surely the CBD oil must be a good payer

 

[daddygoose999]

Hello Tom…

Hey Tom - hats off, I wouldnt much fancy it but heyhoo - and how funny everyone’s too busy having a chinwag they missed you!!!

It was an absolute nightmare to try and get on here to join in the bants, but I promised I would come on today and better late than never right?? So obviously I have seen the groups and god, they have made me laugh so thank you that I have got some answering to do and happy to do so.... where shall we start??

 

[MrsPoison]

hag??? didn't know it filtered out certain words on here hahahah

Yeah you can say cunt but not s.lag

 

[Mothergoose666]

Bloody hell had a deep clean left on page 25 you lot are on 33

 

[Caralou]

Ffs....Mrs C.L why did you and Mr C.L get Divorced?? Well what it was....Tom turned up and I couldn't put my phone down.....where there any affairs....yes between mrs L.C and tattle beauts
All joking aside though how'd you 2 meet???

 

[EnterNameHerePls]

Why pursue a friendship with someone who fakes a name to send weird messages to you? Wtf lol

 

[Sammy1966]

We are on the 3rd memmo beg

 

[tuesdayaddams]

After lurking over these posts for a week I've had to join tonight..... you guys have had me weeing laughing and then Tom joined.... I've never been so excited!!!

Your username. I am HOWLING.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

On page 11. Beauts I'm having the worst day ever! Someone send me freebies or else! I mean it I'll end it all and it'll be your faults! No but seriously I'm having such a shit day catching up now need to cheer myself up lol! *OK my Marcus moment is over*

I'll send you a bottle of Budweiser, beaut.