Marcus Mitchell #63 That Fat Lad, Content’s Bad, Got a Black eye after Strangling his Dad

[loveulongtime0]

I live in the Camborne area and I’ve only ever seen him once in the wild, just before the TL days. Walked past him as he looked pissed as a fart shoving a kebab down his gullet

 

[ladymanc221]

How many sandwiches? Are they having a party??

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I don't need to see Sid's 'Ham Butty' at this time of day

 

[Not_A_Troll]

Looks like he’s just caught a whiff of his toe

 

[Stripper Vicar]

the thing is he probably is losing weight. He’s gone from a fry up, lunch out, and a tyacks dinner to one meal a day. Yes it’s 3000 calories or so but it’s way less than he used to consume. The way the weight was piling on before he must have been on at least double that.

Just because he isn’t on live for every meal doesn’t mean he isn’t still stuffing his face all day. I don’t believe for one minute that he is only eating once

 

[spaceraider69]

It's because you forgot the grapes beaut

And you forgot to also finish the day off with a shit in a bush

 

[Not_A_Troll]

What the actual fuck?

 

[Stripper Vicar]

“Marcus come off live now”

overdramatic voice “no”

pair of bastards

 

[boojange]

*to the tune of 'We're having a gAnG bAnG' by Black Lace...

We're off to Camborne, we're having it all, we're throwing coke bottles against the wall

We're having a Tyacks and then eating some more

We're claiming we're homeless and faking our claim, Sids masterminded the fraud, she's the one to blame!

Add your line!

 

[MrsPoison]

LOL!!!
Also love the way he said ‘it’s a long story’ rather than listing all her dead exes gentleman friends

"It's a long story" translation " Yes my mum's a massive slut"

 

[Stripper Vicar]

A small business who i buy loads of stuff for my kid has shared one of his memes so now they are dead to me

 

[Stripper Vicar]

Buzzing. Thank you so much. Will let you all know if I manage to successfully trap him with a baby!

Luce i’m sure you know he aint interested in the baby making hole

 

[Lucyxxxx]

What the actual fuck?

William TravelLodge, you shagged that???

 

[MrsPoison]

Jeezo, I go to work all day, come home and there’s only 3 new posts. God he’s boring

Jesus your profile pic is sexy, it should come with a warning beaut.

 

[ladymanc221]

My mum lives in a first floor flat I am gonna try and jump out the front room window in honour of 4/20

 

[Mycatismad]

welcome beaut, I highly reccomend this compilation by our own @KJ-2022, he name it "something marcus"

This never gets old.. the noises (especially in the “im being sectioned” piece!)

 

[Not_A_Troll]

The most depressing Sunday roast I’ve ever seen

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Need to get your trotter looked at mate or you'll be toest.

 

[pommynoir]

Send peas xoxo

 

[Lizzie23]

How disappointed must Rich Mich be? There would be no updates on the "catch up". "Yeah Dad, done loads of pouts and peace signs, twittered into my sausage fingers, ate copious amounts of greasy slop, had unrealistic goals running through my tiny brain. How bout you?"

 

[Venom]

His hair resembles Sid's lady garden

minus the crabs