Marcus Mitchell #63 That Fat Lad, Content’s Bad, Got a Black eye after Strangling his Dad

[Mycatismad]

Well beauts I have been an avid lurker for god knows how long and I have finally made it to the latest thread. I have absolutely howled with laughter and feel a little nervous to be joining in on the thread when you all now feel like actual celebrities
To join in on the 4/20 discussion, I will be marking the occasion by making my mum come round and clean my bog while I shout at her that I’ve had sex. Gay sex!

Heyyy beauuuttt welcome!!
Grab your room temperature cans of dark fruits, copious amounts of beige/orange/dusty food and don’t forget to put your name down on the rota for the communal (believe me, the beauts on here will nab your turn if you’re even 4 seconds late for it!!)

 

[ladymanc221]

Well this is a welcome turn of events

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Ran here to say the same beaut he must be that unrecognizable with all the weight loss and fanny parting he just slipped right in past the bouncers hopefully this will be an epicentre for future MMMM's

 

[elliebellieboo]

I’m going to snort lines of fried eggs and argue with the staff not bringing me my gifted peas and shots

 

[gossip29]

Right, who's horny Beauts?
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The thought of will sliding in and out of them cheeks though

 

[Venom]

A30

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

Does anyone else think going on a night out with him would be fucking hilarious. Like he has got banter, loves the sesh and you can always laugh at him. Defo not a friend to be around sober

You absolute prick of a bastard

 

[KJ-2022]

Aww

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Even looked like an annoying cunt when he was young

 

[Rach88]

'My treat for being a good boy and going to the doctors' how old is he?!

 

[Miss Chin-Chin]

Right... I don't get it. How come when the doctor advises he rests his foot to help his toe recover, he is suddenly doing 10k+ steps?

Exactly. He went from ‘indefinite bedrest’ to 10k steps a day. He is seriously not right in the head.

 

[Stripper Vicar]

His top is a 1XL thats not an XL you dumb fuck

 

[KJ-2022]

Nah I’m dead

 

[Lizzie23]

I'm gonna repeatedly head butt the wall, laugh maniacally and hide my teeth with my fat swollen mini fingered hand

 

[Lizzie23]

He really is a mouth breathing nonentity isn't he?He genuinely thinks the world and everyone in it revolves around him. What could he honestly bring to any romantic relationship? It'd be a version of Lou and Andy, where his ( never happening) partner would be on call for the talk down off the bridge, getting blasted all over his social media if he doesn't go along with everything the fat toddler wants. He is deluded.

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

Excuse me-that serial killer name is already taken!!!

 

[elliebellieboo]

He‘s so misogynistic it’s grim. “Don’t want no beef curtains. Punched lasagna” and we wouldn’t want your tiny little cock babes, I don’t reckon many men will want it either. If they can even find it first

He chats a lot of shit for someone who literally has a mangina

 

[IamMyaJ]

Does anyone else think going on a night out with him would be fucking hilarious. Like he has got banter, loves the sesh and you can always laugh at him. Defo not a friend to be around sober

I’m sorry, what

 

[Venom]

Beauts. Send help. Was looking through the photos on a friend’s Facebook page, and noticed he posted one of the walrus/caravan-hybrid-fat-lad’s memes last year. Grounds for unfriending?!?!

Unfriend the prick of a bastard beaut!

 

[ladymanc221]

We would normally be going to Cornwall for Feb half term and going back to Camborne but we are going to Scotland instead now my son said to me when we went in October "Mum, what would you do if you saw him"? I was like I would either give him a gobful or talk to him as without him and the madness I wouldn't have found you absolute legends with the LOLS who have got me through some shit in the last year with this thread @JulesC

 

[JulesC]

Family meal and on the voddy, this could be promising

What world is he living in that vodka Diet Coke is boujee?

 

[MrsPoison]

For mental Marcus weed day I'm hiring a yurt, in Italy, none of you fucking trolls had better spoil it for me!! But I will provide you all with the website of the yurt holiday company, that was gifted to me from a fan. #AD