Who needs too good to go when you’ve got Marcus’ human waste servicesI reckom he always goes for his carvery late in the evening as they are just about to clear it away and he gets bigger portions cos they were going to bin it anyway
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I bet he has a massive plate like Alan Partridge did when he stayed in the Travel Tavern and probably smuggles it under one of his 'man tent' tops
Got your big plate Marcus?!I bet he has a massive plate like Alan Partridge did when he stayed in the Travel Tavern and probably smuggles it under one of his 'man tent' tops
I wish he’d join up to belleh blaster that would be a sight to beholdImagine them both. "ohh come ere yew , let's blast that fabulous gunt with my fabulous belleh blasters , you can shove your face with sexeh pizza and pasta on my diet and my fabulous exercise plan is amazing" *gurns at him* "dya fancy meh Marcus ohh yeah baby" "Omg thanks so much beaut will you gift it to me , as I'm on Pip and can't afford it beaut " "oh well you can get 60per cent off if you use the code fuckyourdeadnan. Absolutely chuffin fabulous"
Looked on his tik tok earlier and the video of him with one sock on. Why is he really making a point of that . He doesn’t even wear trainers (not because of his autism beaut, just because his trotters don’t get in his mallets) so why would he have a pair of socks one sock on in the first place.
. He doesn’t even wear trainers (not because of his autism beaut, just because his trotters don’t get in his mallets) so why would he have a Because he is a big lying 'fauxtistic' bell endLooked on his tik tok earlier and the video of him with one sock on. Why is he really making a point of thatpair of socksone sock on in the first place.
duck off ya scabby bleep. You could feed an entire cul de sac for a month on what you get through in 3 days. Marcus you have no idea. duck off and duck off a bit more
Check out Marcus pretending to be concerned for those families who might be struggling to afford to eat. duck off you absolute bleep, the only thing you’re concerned about is is if your big gob is consuming food 24/7 you total bleep wank stain. 
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Read the room you big greedy tit C*** like he cares??? Just duck the duck off you have no clue
He probably could power all our boilers beauts with all the gas he produces from his rancid diet
And him stealing the mayo at spoons was like when he threw the crisps and swung his bag ‘watch it’I bet he has a massive plate like Alan Partridge did when he stayed in the Travel Tavern and probably smuggles it under one of his 'man tent' tops
One of those thick giant tin foil oval ones for the Christmas bird , he wipes it with a wet wipe to use again.
As we’ve had the joy of seeing him in the bath I’m guessing he’s at Sids again. I never knew that you could be homeless part time
It's an old, recycled meme
Think its a old recycled meme to have a pop at single mamas that's what i got from it anyway
The dads I'd suck off right now to get a decent MMMM.
I used to follow her threads but she just gave me the rage so bad. I mean Carcus gives me the rage, but at least he's not dragging a kid into his tit show of a lifeImagine them both. "ohh come ere yew , let's blast that fabulous gunt with my fabulous belleh blasters , you can shove your face with sexeh pizza and pasta on my diet and my fabulous exercise plan is amazing" *gurns at him* "dya fancy meh Marcus ohh yeah baby" "Omg thanks so much beaut will you gift it to me , as I'm on Pip and can't afford it beaut " "oh well you can get 60per cent off if you use the code fuckyourdeadnan. Absolutely chuffin fabulous
Rich Mitch? He'd give you a good fisting in return!
A bleeping day off???
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