Marcus Mitchell #46 CrunchyLocks and the Three Begs

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Anyone else having MMMM withdrawals? My left side is aching and the whites of my eyes are turning green beauts. Is this normal? If I could insert a poll I certainly would.

I am also highly enjoying the hats.
I just wish he’d do something ridiculous, I dunno, chuck a bottle of coke at the wall? Is it too much to bloody ask??!!
 
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I was just wondering how many girls vs boys Marcus has pushed over to that dark website Tattle.
If you wanna play my little game then;
Click if you have a peen
Click if you have flippertyflaps
Click if you want me to mind me own flower envelope biznezz

I'll start. I have flaps
 
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Wish someone would poke the boring bowlhead with a stick

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We need another to establish who he pointed on this direction, who looked him up knowing about the site already and who stumbled across him from other threads
 
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We need another to establish who he pointed on this direction, who looked him up knowing about the site already and who stumbled across him from other threads
me personally, I joined tattle first knowing vaguely of him but he really got on my tits and I was dying to make a thread for him but couldn’t get the courage
 
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Just watched this Family Guy episode and thought of our beaut!

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me personally, I joined tattle first knowing vaguely of him but he really got on my tits and I was dying to make a thread for him but couldn’t get the courage
Heard a bit about him, read the WIKI and previous threads. Now hooked!
 
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Posts this….then proceeds to name SEVEN tik tok accounts. Thick as pig shit.
 
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Good morning you hatless wankers! I woke up and for some reason I thought of Jay from the Inbetweeners shouting “bus stop wankers.” No offense intended my beauts.
 
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lol I said he was “thick as shite” only a few pages back! I cant even remember what for now myself actually because hes just thick in general!
He really is. And honestly I think that’s his main issue. Forget all the fake disorders and addictions he desperately wants to have - his problem is that he’s SO FUCKING THICK. And when you mix that with laziness, narcissism, and the grand sense of self-entitlement their family has, it’s such a dangerous combination. It’s created the vile monster that Marcus is. I reckon not only did Sid drop him on his head as a baby, but judging the state of that flat head, I think she ran over it with a steam roller! Even worse is they’re just as bad as each other - it’s like the blind leading the blind. I honestly don’t think between them they’ve got even half a brain.
 
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I wish he wouldn’t let his mum cut his fucking hair. I’m a barber and it infuriates me that I can see it’s not blended. She’s literally taken the clippers to the sides, cut the top and almost thought yeah fuck it cba to do any more.
 
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Marcus is boring.

I miss the party hats.

Happy Thursday beauts
Marcus is très boring!

I miss the party hats too beaut, they really made me chuckle.

We’ve got nowt to be happy about, but happy Thursday anyway beauts.
 
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I keep going to the pisstake MM tiktok just for a laugh. He’s such a big boring baby right now, constantly begging his LLL brigade for validation, I feel I may have to go aaaawaaay.
Also I’ve just discovered Chelsea Lee art, what a rollercoaster she is
 
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Id say she got herself a razon and a thinning scissors over lockdown and because she’s exactly like Marcus with his delusions and sense of grandeur probably self diagnosed herself as a barber!
 
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