Marcus Mitchell #44 Banned from spoons it’s a situationToday I’ve had 5 masturbations

[Lucyxxxx]

4.45 am I'm up. God's sake why can't I sleep in longer like a normal person rahhhhh!
Anyway. CAW mused (David Brent. Not ma quote).
A what point does he sit up and think I must be a real dick to go through a zillion best friend's a month and no one sticks around.
I know he's high maintenance, but he is also a nasty bastard to people. I wonder what makes people think, nah I'm out. Everytime.
Anyway. Off to Tik Tok with immediate effect.
Dog going to have to wait a bit a longer for his walk. This is important

I woke up at 4.15 seen the cat wasn't next to me and remembered the windows are open so went on a frantic hunt. She's under my bed.

 

[JulesC]

I woke up at 4.15 seen the cat wasn't next to me and remembered the windows are open so went on a frantic hunt. She's under my bed.

Also in the early risers gang. Toddler ready to start the day at 4:30

ETA: Looks like Marcus is up early (or late?) today too.

 

[PiggyPigPigs]

Also in the early risers gang. Toddler ready to start the day at 4:30

ETA: Looks like Marcus is up early (or late?) today too.

I can't see this beaut. Think he's deleted it already he's boring the tits off me at the moment

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

A weekend away from what?????? bleeping waste of oxygen
Yes I’d love a weekend away in one of those lodges with a hot tub but despite working I still can’t. A big tubbo lard like you Marcus deserves f all. You contribute diddly squat to society even your ‘viral fame’ is non existent now
bleep

 

[Lalalalaaaaaa85]

Marcus in a hot tub reminds me of my mum boiling a gammon up for Boxing Day lunch

 

[DollyDiamondxo]

Also in the early risers gang. Toddler ready to start the day at 4:30

ETA: Looks like Marcus is up early (or late?) today too.

I can’t think of anyone who needs a break less than this dick. Oh yes Marcus you sure deserve a mini break, you wouldn’t fit in the hot tub! Imagine him in them places so peaceful and calm he’d ruin the whole vibe

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

Yay a new thread here's his video

I’ve never known anyone flaunt their “alcoholism “ like he does

 

[Custardslice24]

He's probably squirting himself into a mustard shirted frenzy in his deluded hope of a yurt trip away with this Charlotte person.

 

[DollyDiamondxo]

He's probably squirting himself into a mustard shirted frenzy in his deluded hope of a yurt trip away with this Charlotte person.

He’s deffo the type of person who’d urinate in the hot tub. They could have a drinking session and see who could out drink each other though I suppose lol

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

You would need a HazMat team in after Marcus had been in your hot tub ...

 

[pinkjerboa]

I’ve never known anyone flaunt their “alcoholism “ like he does

I’m sorry I can’t stop laughing at that video why has he put a funky choon on it?
He genuinely believe’s he’s the protagonist in his very own soap opera. I’ve never seen anyone so detached from reality.

 

[Badger_cough]

I'm prepared for her to throw some Pepsi off the wall brace yourselves beauts

You can't throw pepsi on what shines beaut

 

[Custardslice24]

Just rewatched the imposter ticktocks and have cried laughing again. The Sid one is just the best thing!

 

[GoldSilver]

Hi, hope it’s ok to pop on here? Have seen his name on a couple of different threads recently.

Reading through the Wiki now.

Can someone confirm his username on Instagram? I can find an account that only has 9 posts? Or one that seems to be an American cowboy?

 

[TitTwist]

Hi, hope it’s ok to pop on here? Have seen his name on a couple of different threads recently.

Reading through the Wiki now.

Can someone confirm his username on Instagram? I can find an account that only has 9 posts? Or one that seems to be an American cowboy?

The 9 posts one is him most of his stuff isndone on stories. His handle is itsmarcusmitchellsocial
Xx

 

[GoldSilver]

The 9 posts one is him most of his stuff isndone on stories. His handle is itsmarcusmitchellsocial
Xx

Ah ok! Thank you

 

[caldie76]

This actually wasn’t mine you know beaut Marcus posted it but DD’d luckily I screen recorded

Could you make an original for us beaut

 

[pommynoir]

Hi, hope it’s ok to pop on here? Have seen his name on a couple of different threads recently.

Reading through the Wiki now.

Can someone confirm his username on Instagram? I can find an account that only has 9 posts? Or one that seems to be an American cowboy?

I don’t know why American cowboy made me laugh so much

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

Hi, hope it’s ok to pop on here? Have seen his name on a couple of different threads recently.

Reading through the Wiki now.

Can someone confirm his username on Instagram? I can find an account that only has 9 posts? Or one that seems to be an American cowboy?

I’m trying not to lol at the thought of Marcus as an American cowboy

I don’t know why American cowboy made me laugh so much

Snap. That’s how disgusting we are

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

I don’t know why American cowboy made me laugh so much

Think of the poor horse Did anyone see Ella on 90 Day Fiance who weighed around 20st and lived on a ranch and people frequently expressed concern for the horses she rides? Well Marcus has to weigh more than she does