Marcus Mitchell #44 Banned from spoons it’s a situationToday I’ve had 5 masturbations

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mrset

So yesterday when he was quiet and in radio silence, what he was actually doing was plotting his next move! Covering his vast surface in a bottle of dodgy fake tan
 
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DollyDiamondxo

mrset said:
So yesterday when he was quiet and in radio silence, what he was actually doing was plotting his next move! Covering his vast surface in a bottle of dodgy fake tan
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It looks the colour I did when I used dove holiday glow!!!
 
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TillyMint14

Defo had a roll about in the shittest false tan about hasn’t he. Munchhausen Mitchell you are a fool.
 
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JellyPundik

Haha I've seen the screen shots of the ones who agreed it's liver failure.
It's clearly fake tan.
 
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CrazyBaldhead

mrset said:
So yesterday when he was quiet and in radio silence, what he was actually doing was plotting his next move! Covering his vast surface in a bottle of dodgy fake tan
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He probably ordered the fake tan from Chazza's Dawsilicious tanning range, his new blue tick mate!
 
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JellyPundik

If he does go. What a waste of a doctor's time.

What are they going to prescribe him, soap and water.
 
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witchofwestbyfleet

My lovely old piano teacher suffered liver failure (not from alcoholism) and began turning yellow, I assure you Marcus wouldn't really want that! Grow up you whinging e-beggar and be grateful you are healthy ... toe excepted
 
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Blondetech

“Smells like the back of an earring”

Read this on a different thread and immediately thought of Marcus
 
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I'm turning a funny colour is this normal tick yes or no
I've Googled some dodgy symptoms gave them to myself (via gradual tan) and now I need your attention and sympathy

Honestly are people so dumb they believe him
Seems so!
 
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