Marcus Mitchell #41 Marcus is boring don't mean to be harsh, so all us beauts have defected to Jodie Marsh

[Venom]

Oh my actual god i go to a party and come back to this ! That’s the last time I associate with the outside world

He’s harassing men on the street now !

 

[Badger_cough]

I can't believe my luck, after working for 12 hours (in one day Marcus not in a lifetime), it's a fucking bank holiday, I have the wine open and a MMMM is potentially on the horizon!!! Gonna be high rate if this doesn't pan out

Maybe he's been told by his new gang that he's got to go awaaaayyyyyyy

 

[Sunsetlass]

Does he love him or is carcus just that greedy that he’s after that leftover coco pop…

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

down a bottle of voddy and go live with the pocket, your views will sky rocket

serious contender for next thread title

 

[Apple In My Pie]

The number 1 rule is keep it on Tattle I know. But I would absolutely love it if the interviewer found the wiki before this interview

I don’t know much about the recruitment process these days but if they still search on social media/google for you, then googling ‘Marcus Mitchell’ brings up Tattle Life as the fifth result, as well as his blog posts where he details his aggressive behaviour towards his mother so they may well think twice…

 

[Badger_cough]

He doesn't know the meaning of best friend! I've had relationships with cockroaches that are more meaningful

 

[Crazy Horse]

He’s goading us beauts, he thinks he’s the dogs bollocks, because he knows we are all waiting for the MMMM.
Off topic beauts, but a bird has just flew in my house through an open window
I was screaming like a banshee I’m terrified of birds, & now I’m panicking like fuck because I’m sure it means death I’m too scared to google it

 

[Caw1982]

Rant!

Gawwannnn Sid
Tbf we haven't been horrible about you until recently and called out your enabling behaviour.
Other than flower envelopes, fook all has been said about your business.
Have an envelope from me . Commisserations your son is a horrible bastard x

Oh here we go what a prick

Having said that they're gonna do fa

That's a Nightol box

 

[carcrashmitchell]

Bet he uses the same tweezers to tug himself off that he uses on his eyebrows

 

[aalmaalm]

Naw this one has made me high rate Big fan of a cycling short, also been known to enjoy the ride

I reckon he’s jealous he can’t even ride a scooter let alone a dick

 

[ruerue]

Do you beauts reckon Camboure was the set for The Hills Have Eyes film?. I'm noticing some resemblance in the lushers and the cast. Right inbreds that lot

 

[Tobodee]

I genuinely hope he actually makes a go of it and actually commits to a job! But I seriously doubt he will

 

[spaceraider69]

He’s pissed himself in a pub?!

 

[DutchOven69]

I bet it smells like the back of an earring

my reaction is my profile pic

 

[Miss Chin-Chin]

The new employees at Camborne Mcdonald's
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Ahahahhaha - soooooo good
Imagine being greeted by the three of them

Here we go!

 

[Venom]

he's still going !! this poor man

 

[carcrashmitchell]

He’s got fuck all going for him has he, & it couldn’t happen to a better person
He will go apeshit when he sees these pics
well done @carcrashmitchell

Well when your nudes are out there then you gotta expect them to come back and bite you on your large arse🤌

 

[Bexy bex bex]

Imagine being a grown man and honestly announcing on insta that you’ve pissed yourself and you’ve got to go home and get changed

 

[elliebellieboo]

And he's pissed himself

Bet he wet the bed til he was 15 and Sid was still wiping his ass at 12

 

[AngelBabes]

Beauts can we all please give a very warm welcome to @PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy! Welcome beaut and enjoy the journey….although cunty chops is being extra boring right now!