Marcus Mitchell #29 Marcus, fart if you need help

[Tobodee]

There is so much to unpick I just don’t know where to start!!
I would like to begin by thanking Jesus. Without him it wouldn’t be Easter and it wouldn’t be the Easter holidays and I wouldn’t have taken a week off work to spend time with my kids to day drink and watch live MMMMs. Thank you

 

[Lucyxxxx]

@Venom and @Lucyxxxx
What did we ever do to deserve you

Awww beaut. *blushes*

I am CRYING at the head butting the wall and throwing the coke bottle. 2 more classic moments. Can't stop laughing.

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

everything about it - is prefect.

I was fuming he had a MMMM whilst I was on the school run but you guys really have our backs with the screen recordings

The part where the massive iggle piggle head is looming in the background

 

[nichew]

Actually nearly pissec my self

 

[AngelBabes]

Who called Marcus the moon goon face doll face please? Apologies for my beyond par editing skills beauts but that’s as good as it gets from me!

 

[Tobodee]

Awww beaut. *blushes*

I am CRYING at the head butting the wall and throwing the coke bottle. 2 more classic moments. Can't stop laughing.

Did any of you watch classic Jersery Shore, when The Situation head butted the wall and knocked himself out. I would have paid to see that happen to Marcus there

 

[nichew]

his impression of people crying at his funeral sounds just like his completely distressed crying

That would have to be a precision cap shot because we’ve all seen what a tiny little target he has

He’s been watching the scene from Kevin and Perry when Kevin runs away from home to the garden bush and pictures his funeral

 

[trollinhell]

this is the best thing I’ve seen in my life

 

[JellyDonut]

Hahahahahahahaha thank you beaut!

 

[BubbleDuck]

Who called Marcus the moon goon face doll face please? Apologies for my beyond par editing skills beauts but that’s as good as it gets from me!

I dunno , I can image a Marcus/Amy Jayne doll would sell well around Halloween

 

[Eyespy00]

Where is the 5pm live

 

[GizAMin]

Where is the 5pm live

He’d be late to his own funeral. The one everyone will be fake sobbing at.

 

[AngelBabes]

I dunno , I can image a Marcus/Amy Jayne doll would sell well around Halloween
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Hey beaut, I lay my heart and rubbish editing skills on the line and you come back with a masterpiece of the Marcus/Amy Jayne Doll! I feel a MMMM down the A30 is now pending. If not, can you get me booked into a local Travelodge please (FOC)…hopefully the same as Carcus as I’m feeling like I’m now at the same pity party as him.

 

[BubbleDuck]

Must be a queue In McDonald’s

 

[MissLaLaB]

I suggested that to him the other day

He needs to smoke some weed that'll sort him out
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[caldie76]

Currently sat in my car at Aldi waiting for my grandma and absolutely wetting myself

 

[ohcomeon99]

I’ve been hovering in the shadows but want to share some of my personal highlights
That poor bleeping cat.
He really is reading on here. Saying no entertainment is free so begging for beer payments. He is an absolute freak. I feel so sorry for his family, he should be disgusted in himself.

Would just like to personally thank you for providing me with my new profile pictures. Cheers beaut, will have a thatchers for you.

I agree, he is reading on here. I believe in his warped mind he believes he is somehow trolling us. Which is ludicrous as I’m at home with my job, home, other half, family etc not pretending to self harm in a travelodge and drinking water from a thatchers can

 

[caldie76]

@Venom please never stop you are killing me off with these

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Could someone add the headbutting the wall and the coke bottle to the wiki please.

 

[foollednomore]

I’ve just caught up on screen records! Snapping the iPad, throwing bottles and head butting stuff is clearly his idea of good content! He’s clutching at straws to desperately raise his profile. People are only watching as it’s car crash not entertaining!