Oh I do hope so!!!
Oh I do hope so!!!T minus 4 hours til he’s live slugging jaegar in the front garden and choking on his own snot and tears 🥱
If he pops it under his armpit or moon chin, I’m sure it’ll heat up a treatIs anyone else worrying about how he’s going to make his aldi carbonaras in a travel lodge? Poor little sod is going to be wasting away
AKA he's going to back to flogging the Only FansAye alright! Said that before
He won’t be able to help himself, he feeds off it.Hope his claims of living a private life like all else before it is a pack of lies.
I read that as ‘I’m going to stop airfrying my personal life’ which still would have kinda fitAye alright! Said that before
Lord help me this has caused me to pass awayThe bridge isn’t the best place to find love
So the travelodge is where we’re at
Me and my beauts at spoons drinking free shots
We drink fast and vomit slow
Come over and ask for an autograph and trust me I’ll pose like a celeb
Phone up the travelodge, tell them who I am so I can stay longer
And beauts you know I need you so
Your money is handy for a sponger like
Come on now follow my page
Pay me five pound and I’ll send you Christmas cards
Come on now follow my insta come on and follow my insta
I’m in love with the shape of Marcus
Looking just like an elephant carcus
In his fine yellow tee and mallets
I’m in love with his body
Kipping in that travelodge room, now his bedsheets smell like poo
Every day discovering more scams that are brand new
I’m in love with the shape of you….
Fair play to yaI'm that star up in the sky
In My hotel getting high
Hey I made it
I'm insta famous
And I'm that little bit of hope
Even threw out my amazon rope
Hey I made it
Got the communal upgraded
The bridge isn’t the best place to find love
So the travelodge is where we’re at
Me and my beauts at spoons drinking free shots
We drink fast and vomit slow
Come over and ask for an autograph and trust me I’ll pose like a celeb
Phone up the travelodge, tell them who I am so I can stay longer
And beauts you know I need you so
Your money is handy for a sponger like
Come on now follow my page
Pay me five pound and I’ll send you Christmas cards
Come on now follow my insta come on and follow my insta
I’m in love with the shape of Marcus
Looking just like an elephant carcus
In his fine yellow tee and mallets
I’m in love with his body
Kipping in that travelodge room, now his bedsheets smell like poo
Every day discovering more scams that are brand new
I’m in love with the shape of you….
Spot on
yeah course you will remember thatThen why are you still posting??? View attachment 1118108
Recap even though I'm furious it's 2 threads in a row I've not won thread title for.
Marcus became homeless.By that we mean he pitched up a tent in Sids garden.
He went silent for days in a bid to appear dead.Spoiler he's alive.
What's left of the LLL brigaders are harrasing Heidi who is just trying to get on with her life.
Marcus has a new bfflshofa.
Marcus just wants to be happy again.
Did a quick live from the bridge recently, whilst crying.
Is currently pitched up in travel lodgewith a client he picked up off OnlyFans.
Sid now does flower jugs.
We found out his dads called Rich Mitch.
Apologies if I missed anything.
ExactlyThen why are you still posting??? View attachment 1118108
No, you are trying to finish me offI'm that star up in the sky
In My hotel getting high
Hey I made it
I'm insta famous
And I'm that little bit of hope
Even threw out my amazon rope
Hey I made it
Got the communal upgraded
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