Marcus Mitchell #24 Sat in Sids garden protesting as a garden gnome Diets gone tits up aint goin 2 rome

[elliebellieboo]

take it he didn’t go to the spiritualist then

Oh yeah dead in the water like his weekend out

Sid don’t cave, the bastard deserves nowt

Carcrash you need to watch ‘I Daniel Blake’ on Disney. I know you have the channel. It will put things into perspective for you, you have no idea how real people suffer, you pathetic waste of oxygen.

It’s makes me sick this fucking parasite given everything. I had a babby, cutting the toes out his babygros, no fridge, using a wet bag in the garden, paying a mortgage and rent, working my ass off and this cunt is rolling about in a travelodge, THE FUCKING SLUG. I hate him, he’s the worst of the worst, the absolute bottom feeder. Hoover up those crisps ya cunt because it’s all you have.

 

[spidermonkey]

I want to ask why he’s drinking the same cider that’s in the montage saying he can’t afford to lose himself. Eat, sleep, threaten suicide, repeat.

 

[Miss Chin-Chin]

In news that surprises no one, his Insta is still there, but he’s done a DD of his stories.

 

[boojange]

so Marcus loving Disney/cartoon crap like his manky minion pjs is fine . But Alexander liking lego and Harry Potter makes him a sad jealous troll ?

Can you imagine how Marcus’s autism awareness school talks would go -

marcus - so yeah , cos I’m autistic I had to live in a travelodge for a bit till council sorted themselves out and gave me my own place cos my autism.

kid in audience - why does having autism mean you have to live in a hotel ? My uncle Alexander has autism and he has his own flat

Marcus - you want to come up here and come on a live with me billy bigballs ?want to show my fans what a little troll you are ?Bet you haven’t even had the sex! I have ! I’m a bottom and am well kinky . Your dad messaged me and said my only fans got him more turned on than your mum ever does. Do you even have a social media career you little shit

marcus as he is being escorted out-He started it ! I’m autistic ! It’s not my fault. You are just a bunch of tattle trolls !!!!!

This sounds like an excellent panto...

Marcus. 'I'm autistic'

Audience/Tattlers. 'Oh no, you're not!'

Marcus. 'Oh yes, I am. I'm an autistic influencer with a sideline in motorway gymastics!'

Audience/Tattlers. 'Boo, you're not. You're a big lying Billy Bullshitter!'

Marcus. 'Fuck you Trolls, I'm a serial killer!'

Audience/Tattlers. 'Yes, yes, you are!'

 

[BubbleDuck]

This sounds like an excellent panto...

Marcus. 'I'm autistic'

Audience/Tattlers. 'Oh no, you're not!'

Marcus. 'Oh yes, I am. I'm an autistic influencer with a sideline in motorway gymastics!'

Audience/Tattlers. 'Boo, you're not. You're a big lying Billy Bullshitter!'

Marcus. 'Fuck you Trolls, I'm a serial killer!'

Audience/Tattlers. 'Yes, yes, you are!'

chinderella?

beasty and the beauts?

guntylocks and the grinder bears?

 

[elliebellieboo]

How can u say ur in a good place mentally then constantly drink. Ur not fooling any1

As an alcoholic I can tell you nobody who day drinks alone in a hotel room is in a good place.

 

[ohcomeon99]

Hey now cunts, let’s try not to be harsh on Marcus, I know he is meant to be an influencer (and the whole point of them is to share their private life) but even if he can’t share about his private life, he can talk about his close family, his really close friends, active social life, job and hobbies…..oh…..

 

[elliebellieboo]

Shaved again maybe you onlyfans lot are in for a treat of a travelodge pillow hump and pump

What the fuck is iffing and amming?

 

[Tellingtales]

Guess who’s back
Back again
Beggy’s back
Still no friends…..

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Cheeky thread suggestion.

Sids waving goodbye to her carers allowance
But she don't care, she's online raffling flowers.

 

[spaceraider69]

‘You put pig emojis’ had me rolling

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Just got back from watching the "I can't afford to lose me again" video. That's how disgusting I am.

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

The bridge isn’t the best place to find love
So the travelodge is where we’re at
Me and my beauts at spoons drinking free shots
We drink fast and vomit slow
Come over and ask for an autograph and trust me I’ll pose like a celeb
Phone up the travelodge, tell them who I am so I can stay longer
And beauts you know I need you so
Your money is handy for a sponger like
Come on now follow my page
Pay me five pound and I’ll send you Christmas cards
Come on now follow my insta come on and follow my insta

I’m in love with the shape of Marcus
Looking just like an elephant carcus
In his fine yellow tee and mallets
I’m in love with his body
Kipping in that travelodge room, now his bedsheets smell like poo
Every day discovering more scams that are brand new
I’m in love with the shape of you….

 

[Hiffo]

In all seriousness i started following him on his autistic journey. My daughter has autism so thought maybe as a parent i could relate to some of the things he posts, well what kinda shit show did I sign myself up for my hubby is very invested in this especially all the fabulous eastender edits. This thread is fucking hilarious

 

[Custardslice24]

He's got to go awaaaayyyyy.
More like he's shitting himself after his recent association with the Poundland Pablo Escobar.

 

[elliebellieboo]

Jesus Christ go back to ur mums and grovel surely living in a travel lodge til may and roaming around home bargains everyday on ur own isn’t worth it Marcus

Oi, no, no no no, Sid deserves some freaking peace. Leave her to it.

The travelodge bath tap doesn’t count Cockrash.

Seeing the inside of a crisp packet more like.

 

[Venom]

So no MMMM then ? What a bore !!! FYI it’s fitting you want to bring your insta back on April fools day, because the only fool is you MarCunt !

 

[Miss Chin-Chin]

I just LOVE that Corset is out on the town (IN the corset!) living her best life, and Sid is busy auctioning off purely for the reason everyone deserves flowers in their homes… It seems to me now that Carcus the bellend has pissed off, the women in his life are blossoming! (Pun partially intended )
Funny how he has a mum, a dad who lives across the road, and two adult sisters (at least two I think?) - and he ends up in emergency accommodation because none of them want to take him in. If that doesn’t make him take a long hard look at himself, nothing will.
And Jesus H. Christ - what a waste of resources. There are people on the streets who genuinely need help with accomodation and can’t get it. It makes my blood boil that he’s in a hotel room gorging on chips and cider and movies, having bubble baths and being a lazy slob, while probably thinking to himself that he scored a free room because he’s an ‘influencer’. Get fucked you sweaty, smelly narcissist

ETA: when I typed narcissist my phone tried to autocorrect to Marcus’s and I am in hysterics

 

[Miss Chin-Chin]

I can’t even handle how much of a self entitled beggy fuckwit he is. I cannot think of a single person less deserving of a free coffee than him.

 

[elliebellieboo]

As much as I hate Toms behaviour the lads got a full tank of gas in Cornwall so I might have to take one up the bum for a Jerry can