Canny beat a premmy Inn breakieI’d much rather go to a
Premier inn
Canny beat a premmy Inn breakieI’d much rather go to a
Premier inn
His LLL brigade couldn't spring for that, as he stated they don't have a pot to piss inI’d much rather go to a
Premier inn
I thought the same thingIs that sid the sloth on the tv?
oh my god im so sorry beaut please accept this to say sorry for not giving well deserved credit where its dueNot only thread title queen but trying to pip me to lyrical genius queen
He will cos travel lodge beds are shiteI cant stand him but yet I need to see what he's upto I hope he has a tit nights sleep
He’ll blame the bedding for aggravating his one foot without a sockI cant stand him but yet I need to see what he's upto I hope he has a tit nights sleep
He will back home tomorrow in his pissy pyjamas slut dropping in his kitchen no doubt" I've got to go away, I'm going to a travel lodge *self pit whimper* "
Not before he’s hoovered up all the bacon at the breakfast buffet, “it’s all I can eat I’m autistic” he cries as he sandwiches 20 rashers between two loavesHe will back home tomorrow in his pissy pyjamas slut dropping in his kitchen no doubt
This must be our new thread titleImagine some poor soul who has forked out £43 of their hard earnt cash because they've genuinely believed he is homeless. It is disgusting! MARCUS THE BLOB IS ON THE ROB!