Now he's got the main account back here's hoping we finally get the MMMM
He's set a timer on his camera and is making out that someone is trying to take pics of him in the shower!What on Earth is this photo he’s just shared !!!
there was a link attached - I haven’t clicked on it I’m assuming it’s his onlyfans - but I mean, wtaf? Brings to mind the shower scene from Psycho hahahaha, sexy it aint
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And that shit is 2.90 per piddly sachet. Absolute rob jobView attachment 1059907
the blokes been using them less than 24 hours
Saddo!He's set a timer on his camera and is making out that someone is trying to take pics of him in the shower!
please tell me this is not a sneak peak of him being “playful and sexy” in the shower for his only fans I’m SCREAMINGWhat on Earth is this photo he’s just shared !!!
there was a link attached - I haven’t clicked on it I’m assuming it’s his onlyfans - but I mean, wtaf? Brings to mind the shower scene from Psycho hahahaha, sexy it aint
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I think it is?please tell me this is not a sneak peak of him being “playful and sexy” in the shower for his only fans I’m SCREAMING
When you realise there's no toilet roll after you've had a shit but its ok because you can just scream for your mum to pass you in some from the airing cuboardWhat on Earth is this photo he’s just shared !!!
there was a link attached - I haven’t clicked on it I’m assuming it’s his onlyfans - but I mean, wtaf? Brings to mind the shower scene from Psycho hahahaha, sexy it aint
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I got sucked in one time years ago and bought those boom bod shots. I shit you not they made me almost crap my pants in the middle of TescoI didn’t realise he was drinking weight loss cocoas. how dangerous and fucking irresponsible- of him to promote it and of whoever roped him into the stupid MLM scam in the first place. i know of someone who uses the weight loss drinks/pills/cocoa from MLM scams, sketchy places online, and basically all they do is make you shit the excess fat out, so yes you do lose weight but you have a bad stomach all the time.the person I mentioned started using the weight loss sachets seven years ago now and at this point they have screwed up their bowels - they struggle to ‘go’, have difficulty controlling themselves, and have been told they are heading towards needing a permanent ostomy bag. And yes, okay, they have lost weight - but they’ve only ever lost two stone in those seven years and you’d think, from the way people advertise these miracle drinks, that it’d be a lot more!
I'll never forget the 'detox' teaI got sucked in one time years ago and bought those boom bod shots. I shit you not they made me almost crap my pants in the middle of Tesconever again
Correct. Get yourself a pot of tea, few snacks and have a read through the other threads, it's worth the time it takes to do soThere’s a few things I do need clarified however?!
Sid = Mother right?
Not him wanking in the bathSo beauts, I joined the Only Fans. I will describe the posts for you:
Story post: lying in the bath having a wank - you can only see his left leg - whilst he’s heavy breathing and the water is splashing.
Post 1 - sitting in the bath with bubbles covering little Marcus. There is no way he’s lost weight. He looks enormous. And his skin is very pink. Looks like an actual joint of gammon.
Post 2 - lying in the bath, his Double D’s are out and he’s trying to look sexy.
Post 3 - forward facing mirror shot. Again, trying to look sexy.
Post 4 - him standing up in the bath with his fat arse showing. Similar to what he would post on Instagram.
Post 5 - him shaking his arse in slow motion. His crack looks dirty. Stained. Not even lying.
Post 6 - another arse picture. Looks stained. And his back is disgustingly hairy.
Post 7 - him sitting up in bed playing with his titties.
Post 8 - weight loss picture similar to what he’s posted on his socials where he looks no different.
Post 9 - sexy black and white shot in his undies where the undies are pulled so far up to suck his belly in. No sign of any cock or balls present. Looks flat.
Post 10 - picture of him fully clothed from his socials.
Post 11 - him lying in a hot tub seductively sucking on a drink. Looks simple.
Post 12 - again, another attempt at looking sexy in a hot tub sucking on a drink to look seductive.
Post 13 - the green mankini is out.
Awful attempt at doing Only Fans. Going to get my eye wash now beauts. You’re welcome.
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