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If life isn’t about followers why does he keep trying to bump his follower count up and creams himself when he goes viral?Hey beauts did I mention I hate him? Well I fucking hate him. That smug face riles me up so much.
So he can leave the house to get his brows done, but not to do his steps, or be a productive member of society in any way? And no I don’t like your eyebrows, they look like a caterpillar took a shit in your face.
STOP LYING CARCUS. You are literally obsessed with getting more followers, you beggy little prick.
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I bet he’s only putting one foot on the scalesSo is he weighing himself every other day now? Does that mean he can treat himself every time?![]()
You know I like to jump on now and then and make everyone uncomfortable beaut.Could cut the tension with a broken budweiser bottle right now.
Remember that Only Fans ‘client’ of his that sent him a message saying he has more fun watching Marcus than being with his wife!The only fans thing is just a non starter isn’t it really. It’s like saying ‘oooh I’ll start my diet on Monday’, one of those things where you set an impossible goal, one you’ll know you’ll never reach so you don’t have to actually commit you know? He doesn’t have to slim down for onlyfans — it was only last week he was selling pictures of his flabby arse, and he’s made an only fans in the past alreadyPlus not to lower the tone
but there are people out there who have a kink for severely overweight people so it’s not as if he’d be totally lost, he just needs to market to the right people.
The thing with onlyfans etc is that while it’s easy enough to take a few photos and videos if you want to really succeed you need to know your audience and how to market to them — and he can barely do that as it is with his meme pages. Can’t go stealing dick pics can he
very few people actually do really well on onlyfans so he’s just telling porkies so he doesn’t have to commit to a diet
Try not to beat yourself up Beaut. 3.5 months PP is still so early. Just eat healthy and enjoy your little oneI hope this doesn't offend anybody here who is on a weight loss journey but I am fucking sick of him gloating about losing 5lbs in 5 days or whatever it was.
I'm 3.5 months postpartum and 11 st, which puts me in the overweight category. For the past month I've been working my arse off to lose weight, I lost a grand total of 2lbs - 1 of which went straight back on. I feel miserable in my own body right now as I'm used to being 9.5 stone max and desperate to lose the baby weight.
Such rapid weight loss as Marcus' isn't the norm and seeing him boast about it is so demoralizing although rationally I know you're not going to lose that much weight unless you're a massively, massively fat fuck to begin with.
Marcus hun.. you could drop 2lb just by walking up the stairs once a day because you've let yourself go to such an extent that just walking around your house is like running a marathon for you.
Please stop trying to have people believe it's that easy to lose weight when you are not representative of the majority of people trying to diet.
If I sat on my arse for 10 years eating a million kinder Buenos and ballooned to 17 stone I'm sure I could drop 5lbs of that in one weekend.
Alas, brag when you've kept it off for 6 months.
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Bet they’re both absolutely devastated they missed the game of spot the emoji!I can’t understand why Megan and Kirk haven’t found his new page…what with all its riveting and fresh content.
Do they not want amazing savings on CBD? To sign up to scam data mining sites? To see the same meme over and over and over? What’s wrong with them, missing out![]()