Nothing quite like a mother's love Waiting for the sales to be on before buying anything for lardusSo Sid's bought him an advent calendar of body washes and other fragranced goodies, not trying to tell him anything or hinting on is she
Here you are son merry xmas
Its Tom's 20 not hisSomeone has commented next time use a £50 on his ever so funny(not) this is what the trolls think I do post. As if Marcus has a 50 pound note, I'm surprised he has a 20 to be fair
Tom, if he does give the money back I'd disinfect it, whilst wearing gloves, before handling it. Bet his face isn't the only place he has rubbed itIts Tom's 20 not his
https://giphy.com/yYrYPXatpCMiATom, if he does give the money back I'd disinfect it, whilst wearing gloves, before handling it. Bet his face isn't the only place he has rubbed it
Or smacking sid with themkicking the envelope bouquets down the stairs, petals flying all over
He went down with a thudPlot twist/poem
There was a woman named Sidney,
Stabbed her own son in the kidney.
I just have a picture in my head of Marcus picking up a floral wreath in a fit of rage and putting it over Sids headOr smacking sid with them
Then dramatically flouncing out of the room ranting how she's gonna need it soonI just have a picture in my head of Marcus picking up a floral wreath in a fit of rage and putting it over Sids head
Before he breaks every bone in her body with the envelope bouquets.Then dramatically flouncing out of the room ranting how she's gonna need it soon
To drink or stab him with?I guarantee he's got sid in an undertaker's choke hold at the min because her filming was shite...while sid is trying to reach for the bud bottle.
Drink first and then stab him, she steps over him and up the stairs to shag the poor bloke she has lined up for tonightTo drink or stab him with?
You have broke my heartI think its time for you to log out
Plot twist Marcus floors her and he goes upstairs to shag Sids fellaDrink first and then stab him, she steps over him and up the stairs to shag the poor bloke she has lined up for tonight
You have broke my heartmy blood is on your hands!
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