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Well folks, I’m glad the silly old chap has tagged every single coffee machine so that we can see the ad in a couple of weeks.
Those tiles are naff as anything. From a distance they look like well made, classic delft style tiles but the images on them are so tacky. The couple's portrait, the initials, his IG nickname/brand FGS. He plays up this timeless, tasteful, 'old chap' persona but he really is just a tacky insta-shill when all said and done.
His parents bathroom is… interesting… it’s not cohesive at all (imo). They’ve tried to be eclectic, but it looks like they’ve just chucked a load of random things in the room. The pattern on the blind is awful.
If I posted something like this to my spouse they’d assume I’d been hacked.
I think they’re so surrounded by other insta tossers that see this as an entirely normal way of things, and it doesn’t occur to them that they look and sound ridiculous.
Is there nobody normal in their lives that could say ‘hey guys you’ve lost the run of yourself, maybe take a breather and act normal for a bit?’
Unrelated - I’m not Irish and, I don’t know why, but “losing the run of oneself” is one of my favourite idioms and I love to see it used so thanks for that
That random tray of dust collecting pound shop crap that she puts out for guests. 
I think she broke up with her husband relatively recently (like less than two years ago). If she’s anything like me she’ll still be in the “never again” phase
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Those paintings that her Mum did are pretty horrific. “Talented artist” where? Does she dislike her daughter?
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She should definitely stick to buildings, human features are not her strong point.
It’s giving League of Gentlemen.
Do we think he has any male friends irl?
He does. We've met a few of them. I think one used to live in his basement flat, the one with the red Labrador. They are mostly like him, not blokey blokes.
Can’t believe no one has mentioned the downton abbey post. I couldn’t watch till the end, too cringe!
I can’t watch at all any more. He’s become unbearable, it’s no longer comical, it’s unwatchable.
I had to unfollow him as I couldn’t bear the ‘lovely bunch’ cringey posts any longer. Plus the greasy mane and manky beard knock me sick. I love the house and the decor though so I’ll pop in occasionally to see what’s new. I’d love to know how much of his own money he’s actually spent though as it’s all gifted/sponsored etc.
Well folks, the irony of him working with drinkiq when he’s always got alcohol in his hand..
Also a new ick unlocked - Greg wearing a claw clip to hold up that greasy mop
Also a new ick unlocked - Greg wearing a claw clip to hold up that greasy mop