Lynsey Queen of Clean #15 Our Lyns boasting in the Daily Mail, but really she’s just an epic fail
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I don’t think she’s ugly by any means and I try not to comment on people’s appearances. And I’m going to hell for this but the gollum vibes were real in that image from gmb
So yesterday Cocknose Lynsey went to London for the Lakeland event and took herself there and back on a train. Then the following morning at 5am a car is picking her up to take her back to London. She could’ve simply asked them for a hotel instead which would’ve been far easier and taken herself back on the train today. God she’s FICK all that traveling back and forth a car driver making a journey in the early hours for QUEEN OF NOTHING.
"Today's dress"..yet again.. looks 100% better on the model than on dowdy old Lynz 
And those white boots with it"Today's dress"..yet again.. looks 100% better on the model than on dowdy old Lynz
Gollum is better looking.
Those white boots are an absolute shocker! So tacky and cheap looking!And those white boots with it
Still having tea at "toddler" time I see . .
Id be ready for something else in an hour or so by the portions and time that she serves their evening "meal"
This is probably so she can get cleared away and on the cheap plonk nice and early
Id be ready for something else in an hour or so by the portions and time that she serves their evening "meal"
This is probably so she can get cleared away and on the cheap plonk nice and early
Is she using filters on her stories a là Hinch now or is this just a really nasty angle by the camera? Bet she was puffy AF after a day on cheap plonk with Lakeland….
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It’s all that dodgey filler she’s having on the quiet. People who have face filler always look bloated whoever’s doing it needs to stop as she looks a lumpy mess!
Never mind washing the Ugg slippers again Cocknose the sheepskin has worn away time to buy yourself a new pair.
If she is washing them once a month how on earth are they that dirty???
Why is are they thrnonly things in the machine. I bet her daughters have Ugg slippers too, wash them all together ffs.
I never see her wearing them she’s always in socks!!!
Wiv holes in the toes…
She’s been reading her threads again, weve been treated to her Bewitched coffee cup today and a tag to dazlin cleaning so back in your aine lanes vile trolls !!!!
Somebody mentioned how she doesn’t go to bewitched anymore and that she’s fell out with dazlin? Hi lyns you clearly read here 
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UGH and deprived us of her UV hotel piss test and stories berating the staff of the local Zizzis like the last time she was out on the town in London! Step it up Lynz
To be honest wiv you it’s easy to see why she normally wears dresses!! Those levver trowsers are an abominationGot the ill fitting Nora Batty plevver leggin’s on again. She wears them all the time. Does she realise they’re not meant to be wrinkled like that?
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