Lynsey Queen of Clean #14 Lynsey’s Pegging and Begging but Scamp and Dude Still Not In the Mood

[Shineyshine]

Yes, she’s most likely what you would call a ‘nervous driver’ and probably always has been. Nothing to do with anxiety. She’ll be one of those people who learned to drive so she could go shopping and never went anywhere further than the local shopping centre on her own.

But now suddenly she’s got herself a ‘career’ as an Instatwat she’s expected to go to events around the country, not all of which are easily accessible by train. I bet she panics at the thought of having to go outside of her comfort zone. That’s what this car service is about. Plus it feeds into her image of herself as some kind of celebrity.

 

[Opinionated]

Omg I’m literally cringing who does she think she is? That ‘crowd’ wouldn’t care if you were joe bloggs they just go in there for something to watch. And as for her and that face mic She thinks she’s on stage performing at the Albert hall I follow loads on insta like many ppl and she’s the only one who I cringe at

 

[Mum3boys]

Omg I’m literally cringing who does she think she is? That ‘crowd’ wouldn’t care if you were joe bloggs they just go in there for something to watch. And as for her and that face mic She thinks she’s on stage performing at the Albert hall I follow loads on insta like many ppl and she’s the only one who I cringe at

Cringey as duck when she got them cheering behind her like a load of fick sad wannabes

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

Cringey as duck when she got them cheering behind her like a load of fick sad wannabes

That audience wasn’t even in the three figures, more like a few dozen OAPs and huns if you don’t count the sales reps!

 

[Noseymeddler]

Wondering if she’s made a hasty exit from the clean and tidy show after her arch rival Hinch turned up with Stacy Solomon. Bet there mops are ready for a mop fight

 

[If i told you …]

Ha. Just coming on to say this. Plus they have security with them Something lyns never has .

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

She’ll be FEWMIN! Remember how she started posting her house viewings on the gram after the Hinch Farm news dropped

 

[melonsandlemons]

Radio silence since Hinch arrived- complete with security ensemble

Poor Lyns had to drive herself there!

 

[If i told you …]

Love how the clean and tidy show became the Solomons and Hinch show in the end. Lyns who ? 🫣

 

[pinkwaferbiscuit]

How does she claim to have driving anxiety having to drive herself because her “driver” didn’t turn up, there is nothing to indicate anxiety in that video, she’s hyperactive and showing off

The only driving anxiety this lush has is getting pulled over and still being over the limit. Her shakes must be awful.

Her only anxiety about driving is whether she’s still over the limit from the night before and she’ll get caught drink driving!!!!!

haha great minds!!

 

[Tea and Toast]

Im cringin that these grown women actually get excited over Halloween shaped scrub daddies and limited edition washing up liquids

 

[Tea and Toast]

The "leafs" are changing. .
Its good to make changes in our "lifes" . .
God shes fick

 

[If i told you …]

Deep cleaning motivation?

Why wipe over a brand new radiator but leave the skirting boards and door frame with dirty marks on? Half job Lynsey strikes again. Plus how many times does she need to steam clean her waiting room sofa? Again doing only half a job. Take the back cushions off. Vacuum all around first

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

Deep cleaning motivation?

Why wipe over a brand new radiator but leave the skirting boards and door frame with dirty marks on? Half job Lynsey strikes again. Plus how many times does she need to steam clean her waiting room sofa? Again doing only half a job. Take the back cushions off. Vacuum all around first

"waiting room" just along from the splinter cupboard, downstairs from the glitter shitter

The pepto palace has such an odd layout! The waiting room with two massive doorways and no doors!

 

[shadow123]

This is going back a bit, I remember her car going for a service or mot, and they offered to clean it, but she said no, as she needs to get it dirty for something coming up. Have I missed this? Or am I making this up?

 

[If i told you …]

She does that, but then forgets or maybe she thinks it’s content. She was also looking to buy a launderette earlier this year! Nothing was mentioned after. The only “cleaning“ she does now is steam her sofas.

 

[If i told you …]

No mention of world mental health day?! For someone who claims to have ocd and anxiety . You would have thought she would be all over it … like a woman on chips

 

[Tea and Toast]

She says this with shock/horror . .
Yet has been promoting that bloody advent calendar for weeks . .
Fuckin hypocrite

 

[youare1]

She says this with shock/horror . .
Yet has been promoting that bloody advent calendar for weeks . .
Fuckin hypocrite

Exactly, no doubt soon we will get the plastic tat passed off as stocking fillers - monkey sock holders anyone?????

 

[Shineyshine]

Exactly, no doubt soon we will get the plastic tat passed off as stocking fillers - monkey sock holders anyone?????

Oh yes - she’s shown herself using them all year hasn’t she