Lynsey Queen of Clean #14 Lynsey’s Pegging and Begging but Scamp and Dude Still Not In the Mood

[Tamij]

Thread suggestion;
Messy cupboards, granny frock, Lynsey’s nose looks like a cock.

 

[TheGoblinKing]

2022...The year Rib regretted all his life choices

 

[MissTeddy]

Oh my goodness so much to unpack on her stories tonight but mainly I’m laughing at the fact that she’s come all the way to London to eat in a Zizzi. Oh hun, you’re so basic It hurts.

 

[DCICassieStuart]

Mmm, a delicious bowl of "CHORITZIO" soup for lunch.

GANOKKI for dinner later on?

 

[spongey]

The face of a man who is FED UP of being filmed walking with a tray. We understand, Rob, we understand....

 

[Doodlebug71]

Why do the girls look like they’ve photoshopped their heads onto this pic? Is lyns that pissed she needed a strong filter even tho she still looks a bloated mess And that’s right lyns get your Gucci belt on show I’m surprised you didn’t tag them

They look like 3 Afghan dogs

 

[Tea and Toast]

How'd you like your nails this week Lynsey?
Really Fick and square please . .

 

[pinkwaferbiscuit]

Thread suggestion being as it’s getting close:

Another declutter, but her cupboards are still a mess. Tune into This Morning for her latest vile dress.

 

[spongey]

Morning x

 

[melonsandlemons]

Has

The way to get a big company to work with you call em blind stupid Cocknose she’s going to end up with nothing the rate she’s headed

After I posted she’s added I’ve raised it with management well I hope your bloody proud of yourself Cocknose these staff members are thin on the ground everywhere you go. Your downright disgusting learn how to have a nice platform and stop with the clean police of eateries.

Has her page taken a new turn is she now the clean police? Why is she shaming places- why not just alert staff and move to a different table? Maybe she sat down whilst they were on between cleans? She doesn’t realise the luxury she has being able to go for a coffee at M&S during the day, at the peak of a cost of living crisis. Read the room Lyns- you’re alienating followers, and making yourself look stupid. Pompous stuck up woman.

 

[MissTeddy]

"We WAS dipping". You WERE dipping, you illiterate moron.
Her grammar is absolutely horrendous.

She writes how she talks - like an illiterate chav basically.
How this woman is on national TV i do not know.

 

[Inchhighprivateeye]

No invite for Linz 🫢

 

[beanpole]

She’s perpetually tidying up that cupboard with the dog leads in it. How’s it so messy all the time?

So what’s our new thread title going to be?

Thread suggestion:
Our Lyns boasting in the Daily Mail, but really she’s just an epic fail

 

[DCICassieStuart]

The drama! She went to Ireland on a plane. The way she's going on about it, you'd think she was forced to kayak solo to Australia.

 

[kettlecrisp32]

She is acting like she is on a mission and doing everyone a service by checking if the toilets are clean, honestly get a life, if I'm out somewhere and the toilets are not clean then I'm quite capable of letting a staff member know, if I feel that strongly about it, possibly wouldn't go back again, but it doesn't need a rant on SM. She should try finding a decent and suitable toilet to change a disabled child.

Bog Geldof strikes again

 

[jesusmaryandtheweedonkey]

Lots to discuss ….

The gym pictures em aye ok Arnold ! And l think you are past the age for that attire

Those boots they are as long as she is tall and all that pleather that is a sweaty situation

water is required on the train , why is that cause you love the booze and you are sitting with the commuters pished ? Oh and yyyaaawwwwnnnn if it’s first class

and hinting for a link up with Gym Shark yip probs about 20 years to late for that Lego dome

I thank you and goodnight

 

[Opinionated]

I’ve said it before Her driving anxiety is the fear of getting caught over the limit

 

[f1fangirl]

Surely Rib was driving dangerously too while he was wobbling the car when she was talking? Just as dangerous if you ask me

 

[If i told you …]

FYI. Lynsey

time for a revamp

 

[DCICassieStuart]

If you're "Literally falling apart" when you're driving (I think you mean figuratively there Lynsey) then you're clearly not safe to be on the roads because you're a danger to others and shouldn't be driving.