Lydia Millen #87 Poor Porter has been disregarded, pheasant wallpaper is to be restarted.

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Congratulations!! I’m 7 months pregnant with my third (within 5 years). A lot of the changes to your body are temporary, don’t worry. Some things might change permanently but not always for the worse. My feet are half a size bigger than pre-kids, which is something I barely think about frankly! But I have other friends who ended up slimmer overall, some who started off with small chests ended up with a bit more filling their bras which they were happy with, etc. It’s not all doom and gloom. You’ll still be you on the other side, just with a beautiful new baby to show for it
 
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BANANA is back!

I’m loving listening to her make an idiot of herself. One of the only brands willing to work with her is to advertise a banana product and she has to say it over and over. And she’s trying to do it with an empty tube... they couldn’t even bother to send her new product. Lol

Oh look at me I’m so Bleary eyed because I’ve been looking at a computer. But lookey here, this Banana low lighter and a cup of tea will calm me down



 
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Her skin is a mess - she changes products all the time, too many fillers and treatments - and of course the state of her lips! Why are brands still asking her to promote makeup - i mean she looks awful. Rodial being the latest!
Ewwww shelf lips and a bulbous plastic nose!!
 
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Yes apparently she has had a last minute invitation to go out...... Dives into an advert for Rodial
 
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The poor wee thing - looking at the computer allllll morning!!

I was thinking about what you were saying about the smaller YouTube channels, and this 'tutorial' (bleugh...I hate referring to her makeup ramblings like that), reminded me of Wayne Goss. Does anyone follow him? He's got a huge following, but for makeup he is fantastic. Lisa Eldridge is another one - the most beautiful, lovely person. Well worth a look if you are interested in that sort of stuff. xx
 
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Saw this article on DM and thought of Lady Lidl googling in the bungalow 'Where to buy a family coat of arms?'



40 SIGNS THAT YOU ARE GENUINELY POSH, ACCORDING TO BRITS
1. You went to boarding school - 34%
2. You have antiques and family heirlooms - 28%
3. You have a wine cellar - 26%
4. You have paintings of your ancestors - 26%
5. You belong to an old private members club - 25%
6. You NEVER discuss money - 25%
7. You call your parents 'mummy' and 'daddy', even when you are an adult - 24%
8. You have a family coat of arms - 23%
9. You ride horses - 22%
10. Your dinner parties are catered - 22%
11. You know how to eat properly with a knife and fork (you would never say cutlery) - 20%
12. You have a gardener - 20%
13. You call dinner 'supper' - 20%
14. You have silver - 19%
15. You send proper invites to parties in the post - 18%
16. You have a family tree - 17%
17, You shoot - 17%
18. You ski - 16%
19. You wear tweed jackets - 16%
20. You call everyone darling - 16%
21. You play croquet - 15%
22. You ask people, 'where did you school'? - 15%
23. You call Champagne 'Champers' - 14%
24. You call the toilet 'the loo' - 14%
25. You drive an old Land Rover Defender - 14%
26. You wear an old Barbour jacket - 13%
27. You know Latin - 13%
28. You have shelves full of books - 13%
29. You eat partridge and grouse - 13%
30. You call their friends by their second names - 12%
31. You are good at small talk - 12%
32. You have a double-barreled name - 12%
33. You love cricket - 12%
34. You wear a gilet - 11%
35. You like rugby but not football - 11%
36. You say 'napkin' instead of 'serviette' - 10%
37. You laugh very loudly - 10%
38. You have an Aga - 10%
39. You prefer loose leaf tea to tea bags - 10%
40. You live in wellies - 9%
 
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It's literally Josephine in nutshell!!

Is that badly applied highlighter or you can literally see the round spot of filler on her nose?!
The line that she creates across her nose is 'quite something'.
 
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She’s an idiot and she isn’t Italian, she has grandparents who are Italian, and so there is possibly that small influence, like my grandma is Irish but I am not. Does she realise that personality traits aren’t like.. genetic to a certain country (am I making sense?) as in, if I (a white English person) had been adopted at birth by a Japanese family and brought up in Japan, I most likely would not exhibit British personality traits (do I make sense?)
 
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She does use a filter and she uses one in her vlogs also when talking about how her skin is “perfect”. Which it isn’t, that’s fine. The issue is her trying to sell these amazing and “game changing” products when a) she doesn’t use them correctly, b) does not show what her skin really and truly looks like whilst using them and c) every few weeks she changes her “life changing” skin routine. Anyone who knows anything about skin care knows it can take a few weeks to kick in, changing it every week does absolutely no favours for your skin what’s so ever. She just uses any product she is paid to use and promotes it as “the dream, game changing” and claims it cures her acne when she is on medication for it.
 
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Lydiot Millen's Guide To Elegance: Me Thinks Not

What in the fresh hell is this?

We all know Lydiot's two brain cells didn't collaborate to write this:

"The queen famously drank from her finger bowl after seeing one of her foreign guests drink from it accidentally, thinking that it was part of their meal. She wanted to make him feel comfortable, and not embarrassed by the social blunder. That, my friends, is class and grace."


Lydia,


Josie, here.

Good morning my darling. I want my dress (and life) back.






the blog?

I can hardly wait.
Oh... it's divine. A divine tragedy.
 
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Yes! Lisa Eldridge is amazing and her voice is so soothing. She is a professional and well earned successful makeup artist and she speaks to what she knows. I don’t think she shows products just to advertise them and I LOVE her history of makeup videos. I feel like she’s really showing things she loves or trialing them. I’ve learned so much and have bought some products that I love.

I’d love to hear who others recommend but Ca$$ie Thorpe absolutely cracks me up EVERY TIME. Sophie Sohet is very authentic and enjoyable to watch.

Amelia Rose Closet & Hello catwalk city are just doing this handbag video thing for the love of it and seem to spend their own money on bags... like Sophie. I like that I can listen to their videos on walks and glance down quickly to see the item.

LVloverCC Charis... at first I was a mix of turned off and mesmerized by the constant bag buying... but more recently her vlogging with her family has me hooked. I love watching her with her family. She’s lovely.

And I do still like watching Tamara. She pulls off some looks that are so “fashion” I could never attempt, but from a creative standpoint I like to see what she’s up to from time to time. I try to take what she’s showing with a grain of salt but at least it’s real fashion and not playing dress up like. I like watching Frow and keep in mind that a lot of the content is sponsored but she does work hard and is very positive and has a fashion eye. Others are interior and cooking accounts....
 
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Oh in the story just before that... she was putting on her to head out to some invitation/event. Next story... sitting in her glued to the floor chair, on her phone, watching Ali make sponsored bread on their “sold out” cutting hoard. This is precisely what bugs me.

Don’t lie and contrive to find some excuse to show us a paid for makeup partnership. Be happy to work with them and say it and say this is how I like to use it.

And I’m DESPERATE for her to re-hang that painting to cover up that shiny giant electrical socket on the wall! That and eating right on the table runner every day are making me
 
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Absolutely agree with everything that you say regarding Lisa Eldridge.
Never heard of Ca$$ie Thorpe - must check her out!
Sophie Shohet is fabulous! I've followed along with her for at least 5 years now, and she's so calm, balanced, knowledgeable and the entire opposite of the other girls that crop up here. Love her love of cars as well.
I agree with you regarding Frow - she is what she is...but she does work her butt off. At least she doesn't do massive sales pitches like Josephine! LOL.
I'll definitely have a look at some of your options. I've often thought that life is too short to watch some of these channels that wind us up the wrong way.
For 'design' (although I know it's so subjective), I really enjoy Studio McGee and Chris Loves Julia. You probably already know both of them though.
For quiet contemplation and inspiration, I love Northern Heart. She's not uploading at the moment, probably due to ill health - but all of her videos are stunningly shot, and she has such a beautiful heart. Also The Cottage Fairy, Parisienne Farmgirl, and Fairyland Cottage.
For wardrobe/fashion - down to earth stuff - you can't go past Justine Leconte - honest! And of course, Emma Hill.
My favourite food channel is Downshiftology - so lovely! And healthy. (That's not really me, but I can dream).
If you like horses, Matt Harnacke is a great watch, as is Joseph Newcombe. There's something very relaxing about dressage training! LOL.

Apologies if these recommendations are out of line - just thought a bit of positivity goes a long way, and I'm always up for new recommendations!
 
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