Lydia Millen #84 From tailored suit toff à la royale to Nasty Gal chav à la no morale

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I would absolutely love to have the chance to experience Coachella (it won't ever happen, I'm an old boot now). Our little diva is too much of a philistine to appreciate this trip. I bet she was moaning like hell throughout. I can't see any authentic, care free, festival spirit shining through these photos

It seems so weird seeing her anywhere other than the bunga.
 
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She was made fun of, because of the white boots, so out of place in all that dust and dirt!
 
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God she's pathetic! that video she's put up pottering (or pratting) about in her greedhouse is hilarious also we can still see the legs of your electric heater however much you try not to film it.
 
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Just can't get over the fact that garden asmr whatever is classed as her work. A project. A 'reels'. I must have mug stamped on my face for not realising I could make money from stomping around the garden. Also, I don't post much but count me in for the upcoming festivities. I'll be in a yurt, projecting her vlogs onto a large screen and providing a blow by blow account of her 'working day' compared to mine. Huge eye rolls included and lots of shade
 
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Please count me in for the festival too! I’ll come armed with a LV trunk filled with hula hoops and some boiled to death ginger tonic to go with. Of course Casper will be there too thank you xxxxx
 
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I am so delighted to hear this. I will put both you and your Mr Darcy Alan Titchmarsh on my list to be published soon.
Am I too late with my garden party rsvp? I have been waiting for the very lovely Mr Kenny Ken to get back to me. He says he has a social window now that he is temporarily reprieved from the Bunga shenanigans. He assured me he has plenty of tea to spill between nibbles of cucumber sandwich. We are both very excited!
 
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Dear Oops,

I’m catching up but I would love to attend and give “ Esparagus” Tips to anyone who’s interested.
 
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Oh yeah!!! I had actually forgotten what the downstairs looks like. What an actual mess and mismatch this house has become. I wonder if this will this be part of phase 2? Or will it be phase 3, 4 or 10?
 
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shame he can't get is jacket tailored properly. That or his arms've shrunk.

And that black is going to be hell to paint over when reno VII comes about

Also can't keep up with this thread!! Miss anything extra ridiculous or is just the usual??

Can I be the one that doesn't have lie in, and only wakes up because she's burning out of her 2 sec pop up tent around midday?
 
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I would very much like to attend this festival of DREAMS.

I could paint each panel of my tent with a different shade of black & whoever can guess which wall is painted in Farrow & Ball wins an exclusive discount code for a Dominoes Pizza? (unfortunately, vegetable toppings on your pizza will not be included in this deal) xx
 
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Dear @Oops...
please can I book my slot in for this wonderful festival I would be keen to do a talk on how to act in your husbands vlogs, with prime examples of avoiding eye contact to the silly husband, how to use tone of voice to be condescending & how to generally waltz around the house like I am lady of the manor. I will give examples. I specialise in sitting around and watching said husband do all the work and with a sour face ...
 
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is there a vlog from the day she had the hair done or around the time, im trying to work out the timeline in my head
 
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Count me in for the festivities too! I'll be shooting reels while trying hard to breathe with my too cinched in waist with 2 Hermes and 1 Alexander McQueen belts!
 
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