Lydia Millen #81 Brag away, we know Bunny won’t give you the Thyme of day!

• WTF is she on about?! In the UK we’re still in a partial lockdown, as far as I know we’re not allowed to socialise indoors. Just because you have employees you CANNOT go into their house
• Here we go again, she’s begging for attention from Elizabeth Arden. We get it Lidl you’ve lost your brand deals so you have to beg and beg
• Bashing Ali again.. ‘Ali doesn’t let me show the front of the house’. No shit Sherlock why do you think that may be? He knows how many people you’ve pissed off
• Yes we get it you have an assistant called Dee
• ‘Every morning I wake up excited’ – of course you do because you do fuck all with your day. Most of yes would wake up excited if we got paid to sit in front of a sofa and open boxes all day.
• And Carrie’s back..how much did you have to pay her to make an appearance and settle the rumours?
• She wants to change Carrie’s furniture..Carrie said no.. FINALLY someone says no to her
• Then there’s about 20 mins of her rumbling around the antique shop
• She blows her own trumpet about ‘how optimistic she is’.. Yes Lydia, there’s a great reason why you didn’t vlog at Carrie’s.. ITS ILLEGAL
• The rest is just a load of unboxing, absolutely riveting content. Unboxing hooks and toilet roll holders..I wouldn’t expect anything else from Lid

Lola Faith said:

How do you know Carrie bought a house for £600K, and how do you know which house it is?

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coconochanel said:

Sorry but shes buying things for rooms in her house then says they might not go here it depends what LC thinks. Err its your house fgs.

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Cmkchick said:

She posted in the village facebook
The listing shows the Aga, the fireplace etc.

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Cmkchick said:

She posted in the village facebook
The listing shows the Aga, the fireplace etc.

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Bloom&smile said:

It's so frustrating isn't it that so many 'influencers' just get away with faking so much with their fake followers. I noticed there's been an increase of 700+ followers on her Instagram account since yesterday.

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Bbblane28 said:

Haven’t watched tonight’s flog yet but catching up on Monday’s.

Have I totally lost my marbles or is she tottering about her kitchen in high heels here? The noise was what first caught my attention and in a later shot, she was clearly wearing her Prada boots which would be clumpy on that tumbled limestone floor, but looking again at the proportions, there’s no way her waist is this much higher than the worktop?

We’ve seen her at the worktop before when definitely in flat shoes and her hips are below the worktop, no?

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Miss Trunchbull said:

She’s probably standing on that step ladder

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Bbblane28 said:

Haven’t watched tonight’s flog yet but catching up on Monday’s.

Have I totally lost my marbles or is she tottering about her kitchen in high heels here? The noise was what first caught my attention and in a later shot, she was clearly wearing her Prada boots which would be clumpy on that tumbled limestone floor, but looking again at the proportions, there’s no way her waist is this much higher than the worktop?

We’ve seen her at the worktop before when definitely in flat shoes and her hips are below the worktop, no?

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muffintop13 said:

THAT is what she wants to fang about.

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coconochanel said:

Glad some people are calling her put in the comments about going into Cawwie's house etc.

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Cmkchick said:

Just looking at Carries house, they must be fiddling her salary as I doubt very much she could afford £600k house?

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Cmkchick said:

She posted in the village facebook
The listing shows the Aga, the fireplace etc.

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Musicality said:

Is she buying independently or with someone? No way her salary can get her that mortgage alone.

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Oops... said:

Report on first Cloth Droppers Anonymous (CDA) Meeting.

Last night, at 7pm, 4 members attended the first CDA meeting held at The Convent of the Little Sister’s of the Skint. @Miss Trunchbull in full mushroom regalia clutching her bottle of red birthday wine was first to arrive. She took her rightful place on the Chaise Longue d‘Esprit de Corps which had been placed next to the groaning table of goodies provided by ‘Cough Hyacinth Cough‘ (a catering firm newly funded by the Arts Council).

Next to arrive was @Oops...who wore a Sloth Cloth ensemble of Rosa Gertrude Jekyll pink. She was quickly followed by @Milking Keynes in her delightful Sloth Cloth outfit in Middleton Pink. Naturally, Gem her adorable dog came too and behaved impeccably. @Miscanthus enchanted all in her Sloth Cloth ensemble of Salon Drab. Her waist length hair looked so healthy and beautiful. She brought with her her beautiful Afghan Hound Duchess. Duchess had eyes only for her mistress throughout the session and gazed up at her adoringly.

The Therapist du Jour was none other than Mel O’Dramatical - famous Jungian/Faustian/ Freudian/Comedian from County Cork-Stopper. She carefully examined and the cloth droppings and indeed dropped cloths of our 4 attendees and rendered them ineffectually powerless (The dropped cloths - not the attendees!) She then gave a wonderfully uplifting lecture called ‘10 Good Reasons to Avoid Sludge Colours‘. The attendees were enraptured by her powers of oration.

There then followed a delightful candlelit supper provided (free) by ’Cough Hycinth Cough’. This was a wonderful experience and all 4 members carefully secreted their 40 carat Aquamarines which had been placed so daintily on the chocolate stilt fisherman’s stilt which had been the main event of the Super-delicate Pudding.

Having declared the evening a resounding success our four members then adjourned to a local hostelry ‘The Beggar’s Opera’ to discuss all of the wonderful things they had in common. Unsurprisingly, they are now cured of cloth dropping thanks to this most valuable session and the phenomenal skills of Mel O’Dramatical. There’s a lot to be said for joint therapy you know...

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